In in the Ed's cabin Eddy, Soos, and Ed were lined single file cleaning the dishes while Double D was researching some stuff in the bed room. Eddy was the first in line washing the dishes in the sink, after that he gives it to Soos who wipes with a towel, and then hands to Ed who just looks at it confusingly and throws it away causing a crashing sound.
Strangely Eddy and Soos were ignoring the sound of plates breaking and just continued this routine for a few seconds. After the last crash both Eddy and Soos turned to Ed as Eddy said,"You know Ed it would be much less work for me and Soos if you went first." Ed,"Okey Dokey Eddy."he aid happily, Ed went over to the sink and picked a long pile of plates.
However, Ed suddenly lost his balance and fell down taking the plates with him. Ed got back up with one plate in his hand and after a second he put it in the sink ignoring the destroyed plates. Eddy and Soos looked at him for a moment until Eddy said,"Ok looks like we're done here." Soos nodded,"Cool dudes."
Ed and Soos left the cabin while Eddy called out to Edd,"HEY SOCK HEAD YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!"he yelled out. Double D responded,"JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES EDDY YOU CAN GO WITHOUT ME!" Eddy shrugged his shoulders and left as well.
As Eddy entered the Mystery Shack and headed to the dining room he was surprised at what he saw: Mabel and Dipper were cheering for Ed saying,"Go, go, go, go, go!"Mabel was banging her fist on the table while Dipper looked at his stop watch to keep track as Ed was gulping down a bottle of chocolate milk. Finally after a few seconds Ed finally finished exhaling deeply, slamming the bottle down as Mabel and Dipper congratulated him.
Dipper looked at his stop watch and gasped,"13 seconds?! Ed that's a new record!" Mabel,"ED IS THE MAN!" Ed regained his breath,"You bet your sweet bippy I am!" he then sat next Mabel as Eddy laughed a bit at the scene and walked up to Ed and the twins. Mabel was the first to greet him,"Eddy should've seen Ed he drank the whole bottle it was awesome."she exclaimed.
Ed,"Pfft that was nothing." Eddy finished for him,"Trust me kid that wasn't even the beginning." Dipper was reading a news paper until,"Hey guys check this out." he said as he directed the paper to Ed and Mabel they both gasped,"Human sized hamster ball?!"she said in awe Ed,"COOL!" he shouted as Mabel continued,"I'm human sized!" Ed continued as well,"Ohh Ohh then we can play human pinball!"he said excitingly Mabel,"Oh man that would be so rad!"
Eddy rolled his eyes as Dipper continued,"No, no, this"he pointed at a picture of a monster,"we see weird stuff like that everyday." Eddy looked at the photo and scoffed,"Pfft you think that's weird you should see Ed's room he place is the definition of weird." Dipper stared,"Uhh I'd rather not...hey by the way did we get a picture of that Fistkerton Phantom?" Mable answered,"You mean the giant kitty? No just memories." Ed said,"But I did get this hair." Eddy and Dipper backed away a bit as Eddy said,"Ed why did you save that?"
Ed shrugged,"I dunno but did I win a prize?!"he said, Eddy shook his head. Grunkle Stan walked up,"Hey knuckle heads you know what day it is." Eddy,"Why do I care?" Dipper,"Uhh happy anniversary?" Mabel,"Moseltof!" Ed,"Wapper Weener Wednesday!" Grunkle Stan hit Ed on his head with news paper,"NO! It's family fun day genius!" he corrected as he went to the fridge to get milk,"We're cutting off work and having one of those family bonding type things."
Eddy shuddered,"Uggh man what kind of day is that?" nodded in agreement,"I know right I'd like to meet whoever came with this idea and give'em a good kick in keester." Dipper spoke up,"Uhh Grunkle Stan is this gonna be like our last family bonding day?" Eddy added,"And remember the time you involved me and the boys into this stupid day?"
Flashback
In a dark cellar , the twins and the Eds were making fake money. The twins, along with Eddy and Ed were painting, Double D was printing as took a fake dollar from Ed,"For the last time stop drawing chickens on these things!" Ed looked up frowning,"But I like chickens." he said sadly, as continued,"If you like'em so much why don't marry'em!"he exclaimed.
Ed stared until he said,"Sorry I'm already taken." Everyone froze at Ed's comment giving him strange and disturbed looks, however, the moment was interrupted when sirens were heard. Eddy,"Oh great." he grumbled.
End flashback
As it was over Ed and Mabel shivered at the memory as Mabel whispered,"The county jail was so cold." Ed sniffed,"I don't like jail guys the blue men are so mean." he sobbed as Mabel patted his back to comfort him,"There, there, big guy the blue men won't find us here." said,"Don't worry guys this won't be like last time I promise today we're gonna have a great time! What say you boys?" Eddy was silent until,"Yeah count me out let's go lumpy!"Ed looked up,"Am I it?" as he went after Eddy. The twins and their great uncle watched them leave as said,"Well so much for that, but who needs them? Who's ready to go with blind folds?!" he asked as the twins cheered when Dipper stopped in the middle of his cheer and said,"Wait what?"
In the road 's car once again screeched causing the twins, who were blind folded, to lean left as Dipper said,"Blind folds never lead to anything good." Mabel was enjoying the ride as she brought her hands up and said,"Wow I feel like all my other senses are heightened I can see with my fingers."she said in a whisper like tone as she directed her hands on Dipper's face.
Dipper laughed at his sister's silliness trying to push her hands away when they were lifter in the air by a large bump on the road giving a yelp. Dipper,"Grunkle Stan are you wearing a blind fold?" he said worryingly, laughed,"No but with these glasses I might as well be." he narrowed his eyes as he got closer and said,"What is that a wood pecker?" It wasn't. The car went off the road as it ran straight through a fence earning a scream from the twins.
Meanwhile in the Eds cabin, Ed was playing Halo 4 while Eddy was listening to music on his i-pod,"Die you Promethean scum!"Ed shouted as he tapped the buttons furiously. Eddy,"Ed keep it down will ya?!" he complained, later Edd came down the stairs with a newspaper and went to Eddy,"Um pardon me Eddy but I believe you should look at this." Eddy looked up annoyingly,"This better be good sock head cause you just interrupted my Taylor Swift."
Edd,"Oh believe me it's-you'r listening to Taylor Swift?"he asked strangely, Eddy,"JUST GET ON WITH IT!"he yelled, Edd held his hands up,"Alright! Alright! (sigh) here." he handed him the paper as eddy snatched the paper grumbling something incoherent and looked at it strangely,"The gobblewonker? What kind of stupid name is that?" Ed heard it,"It's a turkey!" Eddy,"Shut up Ed, what's a gobblewonker?"
Edd took out his Myths and Legends book flipped some pages and stopped,"It is said to be the ancestor of the Lochness Monster itself, apparently many people believe that this creature resides deep within the Gravity Falls lake."he explained, Eddy nodded,"And you're telling me this because...?" Double D finished,"Because it could be the discovery of the century Eddy! This is worthy of a Noble Prize!"he said excitingly but eddy wasn't convinced.
Eddy scoffed,"Yeah right it's all a bunch of cow crud." Ed made a disgusted face,"Gross, that paper is made of cow manure." Eddy shut him up,"Ed zip it!" Edd said,"Oh really just like that Fiskerton Phantom was?" Eddy was silent for a while until,"(Sighed) alright you made your point there, but still we've seen lots of crazy stuff over the years but this gobblewhat-chma-call it crosses the li-."
Before Eddy could finish his eyes widened and after a while a large grin formed on his face, Edd gasped he definitely knew that look,"Oh dear, Ed Eddy's got that insidious look again!"he said, Ed came up and said,"Eddy should eat more cereal." Eddy held the paper up and said excitingly,"Double check out the prize!" The paper said 5,000 dollars to whoever takes a picture of the gobblewonker Edd eyes widened in shock,"Eddy you're not seriously thinking-!" Eddy cut him off,"Not thinking DOING! You were right sock head this stuff is gold I'm mean just think of what we could with all that money!"
Ed gasped,"We could finally get a giant human pinball!"Ed entered what if? land: Ed put his hands on two giant buttons and gave a thumbs up to Mabel, who was currently in a giant hamster ball, as she gave it back grinning. Ed laughed and yelled,"CONTACT!"he pushed a button and launched Mabel, saying,"WEEEEEEEE!", as she hit several giant objects, while being hit by flipper that are being controlled by Ed as he hit the buttons laughing.
Ed was snapped out of it when Eddy hit him with the paper,"Pay attention lummox! We're gonna be filthy stinkin' rich come on boys we gotta a monster to hunt down WOOOO!" Double D tried to reason with him,"But Eddy we can't just-!" Edd didn't finish his sentence as Ed grabbed him saying,"WE'RE GONNA GET A MONSTER!" he yelled happily as he ran after eddy with a screaming double d.
A few minutes later...
The Eds, in their fishing gear, arrived by taxi and went to the lake, however they were surprised that it was fishing season, but they were shocked to see that dipper, Mabel, and we're here as well,"What the? What the heck are they doing here!?"he yelled quietly, Ed ran over,"I AM ED!" Eddy tried to get ed back,"ED YOU IDIOT GET BACK HERE!" he yelled as he ran after him with double d following.
Unfortunately the twins heard Ed and turned around surprised,"Ed?"Dipper said confusingly, Mabel waved,"Hi Ed!" Ed stopped in front of them and waved to Mabel,"Hi Mabel." Dipper noticed Ed was in fishing gear and he also noticed that Eddy and Double D were here too as they stopped panting heavily; Ed was very fast,"You guys too? What're you doing here?" Eddy catching his breath said,"What? Oh nothing we were just hanging around and thought we could go fishing and enjoy the peace and quiet."he said lying.
Dipper narrowed his eyes,"Oh really?" Eddy nodded,"Oh sure besides the Mystery Shack was boring and there was nothing else to break so we decided to join you guys!" Ed looked at Eddy confusingly and scoffed,"Pfft yeah right eddy we came here to hunt down the monster don't you remember?" Dipper eyes widened a bit,"Monster?" Eddy,"Ed shut up!"he whispered furiously but to no avail as Ed continued,"What it's true we came here to find a giant turkey Eddy."
Eddy face palmed and mumbled,"Idiot." Mabel said,"A giant turkey?! Oh I'll go get the turkey baster!" But before she could an old man with a long beard and looked like a prospector came out of the lake panicking and screaming,"I'VE SEEN IT! I'VE SEEN IT AGAIN!" he yelled hysterically as he ran over flipping tables and flicked away a sandwich about to be eaten by some one.
He ran over to Eddy grabbed his shoulders and said,"The Gravity Falls gobblewonker it's come to take us away!" Eddy back away from him thinking,"Jeez is this guys Rolf's grandpa or somethin'?",but was shocked to know that this old man knows about the gobblewonker. The prospector started to do a weird dance routine as Edd said,"Goodness." Mabel said,"Awww he's doing a happy jig."she said innocently as Ed said,"Oh can he do a moon walk?"he asked, but the prospector walked up to him and the twins yelling,"NOOOO! WE'RE ALL IN GRAVE DANGER!" he said as Ed picked up the twins backing away thinking this guy might hurt them.
Suddenly a law man came out holding a sprayer and headed to him,"Hey! HEY! Now what did I tell you about scaring my customers?! This is your last warning Dad!" he warned as he sprayed on his father. Eddy looked at Double D,"Did that guy say that this old geezer is his dad?"he said in disbelief Edd nodded,"I believe so." The old man continued,"BUT I GOT PROOF THIS TIME I DO!"he said as he was being sprayed.
The twins and the Eds looked at each other and followed him along with everyone else. They made it the docks as he pointed at a boat torn in half,"BEHOLD!"he said, Ed looked at it,"Whoa a boat! Do you think I can keep it?!" Eddy said,"Shut up Ed." The old man continued,"It's the gobbly wonker is what done did it! It a had a long neck like a giraffe, and wrinkly skin like..like this feller right here."he pointed to Grunkle Stan as he was cleaning out his ears and merely said,"Huh?"
He continued,"It chomped up my boat into smitheroons and shimed shamed over to Scuttlebutt island!" he said pointing at a silhouette of a scary island in the distance covered in fog. He grabbed his sons arm pulling it,"YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!" Suddenly two officers, one fat and black and one thin and white, spoke up with black one saying,"Attention all units we got ourselves a crazy old man." Everyone laughed(except the twins, , Ed, and Double D) along with Eddy but stopped when Double D told him to be quiet.
The son shook his head in sadness as the old man walked away sadly,"Awww donkey spidel." Once everyone was gone Eddy broke the silence,"Well now that that's over what'dya we go and and-?" Dipper cut him off,"Wait a minute! Eddy was the monster Ed was talking about the Gobblewonker?!"he asked, Eddy sweated a bit nervously,"Heh oh come on that old coot is bonkers and Ed's an idiot why wo-?" Ed interrupted,"Ohh ohh that's the giant turkey Eddy wanted to catch!" Dipper glared at Eddy,"Alright Eddy what's going on?!".
Eddy sighed in defeat,"Alright you got me squirt, here check this out and you'll know." he handed Dipper the news paper. Dipper took it, read it, and widened his eyes,"5,000 BUCKS TO WHOEVER GETS A PICTURE OF THE GOBBLEWONKER?!" Ed said,"Right-o chief!" Dipper continued,"Any didn't tell us about this?!" Eddy,"Hey how was I suppose to know you and the old timer were gonna do your family thing here?!"he complained.
spoke out,"Hey kids come on let's get out there and catch us some fish!" he said untying the boat. Dipper was alarmed when something hit him he took Mabel away from the Eds and started a secret conference,"Mabel did you hear what that guy said?" he whispered Mabel,"Ohh donkey spidel,"she said imitating the old man, Dipper shook his head,"No the other thing! About the monster about the monster!" Mabel said,"But what about the guys?"
Dipper thought for a moment until,"I got an idea." He went over to the Eds and said,"We want in." The Eds were surprised and Eddy said,"What?!" Dipper continued,"No look if we could get a picture of this thing we could-!" Eddy cut him off,"90%" Dipper,"What?! Hey that's not fair!" Eddy,"We're the ones who new about this so we get 90% and you get 70%" Dipper,"I don't think so you get 15%!" Eddy,"80%." Dipper,"20%" Eddy,"75%".
"ELEVENTEEN!"ed spoke out Eddy and Dipper glared at Ed when suddenly their eyes widened,"50-50!"they said in unison, Mabel,"That's two 50's!" They continued,"You happy?"Eddy asked, Dipper,"No you happy?" Eddy,"No!" and finally,"DEAL!"they said in unison once again and both did a stylish hand shake. Edd,"Well done my friends."
Dipper,"oh man this is gonna be great I mean just think of you could do with 5,000 dollars!" Ed and Mabel gasped,"GIANT HUMAN PINBALL!"they laughed,"Dipper I am one million percent on this!"Mabel said determined. Dipper went to and said,"GRUNKLE STAN! Change of plans we are gonna take that boat and use it to get to scuttlebutt island and find the gobblewonker." Eddy, Ed, and the twins shouted,"MONSTER HUNT, MONSTER HUNT, MONSTER HUNT!" Suddenly the old man reappeared cheering with them causing them to stop and stare as he once again left. They continued Double D smiled at this sight although he would disagree with this seeing his friends happy is more great.
They stopped when they heard a honk and saw Soos on a large boat saying,"You dudes say something about a monster hunt?" Ed and Mabel,"Soos!"they said happy to see their friend. Soos smiled,"What's up hambones?" Ed, Mabel and Soos initiated their own handshake saying,"BOOM, BOOM, POW, PISSSHHHH!"they laughed as they stopped,"Hey Soos." Eddy greeted,"Good afternoon Soos what brings you here?"
"I heard you dudes wanted a boat. Not to worry you could use mine it's got a steering wheel, chairs, and other boat stuff." Ed,"Shiver me timbers haha." Edd,"Please don't tell me that's one of your rashes Ed." spoke out,"Alright, alright, let's think this through. You kids could go waste your time on some EPIC monster finding adventure or you could spend they day learning how tie knots and skewer worms with your Great Uncle Stan!"he said proudly.
The twins were thinking long and hard as they looked at Soos boat and found the Eds already aboard with Soos doing the robot and Ed doing the chicken dance. They smiled and looked at their great uncle who was smiling and then sniffed his arm pits, they frowned and looked at the island and finally came to a decision.
"So what'dya say?"he asked, but his response was finding the twins gone and on Soss boat with Eds cheering. Eddy could be heard saying,"You made the right choice squirts!" stared angrily saying,"Ahh who needs ya ingrates I got a whole box of fish bait to keep me company."he said looking a the disgusting bait. He was about to barf and quickly shut the box.
In the next part the Pine twins and the Eds along with Soos head off to Scuttlebutt Island to find the mysterious gobblewonker, but not before the gobblewonker finds them first. I don't own gravity falls or ed, edd, n eddy read and review.