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This chapter is also dedicated to ummm flutterby818 as a 2nd part of the last chapter because I meant to post them together but I was only half done, it was 1250 words, I didn't feel like writing anymore and I was so late at posting. Also I had to post it quick because I went to see the movie Prom Night. It was a good movie. Everyone in the theatre screamed or jumped and then laughed. It was so funny.
Anyways, I am rambling so on with the chapter. There will be lots of funny, I hope.
P.S. I'm still looking for a better name for the story.
Again with this story, it takes place after New Moon, but with the relationships of Eclipse. The events of Eclipse didn't happen, but Bella has mixed feelings about Jacob and Edward.
More rambles: I was sick and I couldn't write. Then I had to do stuff and couldn't write some more. But I swear I will start writing more frequently and post and whatnot. Or else my friend will probably stop talking to me and that would be upsetting. Sort of.
A Psychiatrist's HouseStep 4: Balls of Steel… …Among Other Things(Part 2 of 'Balls Of Steel')
Recap: "For the last, Kelsey, the sky is BLUE!" A man, or more specifically a vampire, replied as he came through the curtain too. It was Felix.
The girl, Kelsey, turned to glare at Felix in an annoyed, loving way, "Last time I checked it was orange so- OWWW!" Kelsey had kept walking even though she couldn't see where she was going. She had stepped right into the corner of the island and fallen down. She got up and went to stand beside Felix. "Don't laugh at me," She said to him when she saw him smirk. The others all stared at them, dumbfounded.
Kelsey looked around before spotting the cake. "Is that cake chocolate?" She screeched, "I didn't want chocolate! I wanted vanilla!" Then she stared accusingly at Bella, "I blame you for that cake mishap thing. Humph." She continued to stand there when Felix moved his head.
He lifted his head and smelled (is that a word, I thinks it's supposed to be smelt) the air, "Yummm, something smells good."
"WHAT!" Kelsey hit him and pointed at Bella, "DO YOU MEAN HER?! HOW COULD YOU!?" Then she muttered, "Stupid vampire."
Felix glanced at Kelsey then flashed a grin, "I was talking about the cake but now that you mention it," he took a long, savouring breathe, "She does smell absolutely… mouth watering."
Bella widened her eyes and stepped back. Felix took a step forward, looking every bit the menacing vampire he was. Edward growled and stepped in front of Bella. Jacob also stepped in to defend Bella. Paul had secretly picked up the cake, brought it to the island, sat down and started eating it. He decided not to get involved.
Felix crouched and would have pounced on Edward if there hadn't been someone on Edward already.
"NO!" Kelsey jumped on Edward's back, closed her eyes and started swinging her legs wildly. "You will not hurt Felix. He's my kitty cat. WARFLOGITTY!!" She just kept swinging her legs in random directions and hitting Edward with one hand. Edward looked at Felix and raised a perfectly curved eyebrow.
Felix sighed and gently plucked Kelsey off of Edward. "Kelsey, honey, please stop kicking you feet," he purred in her ear, "You're going to get yourself hurt."
A tickle went all the way from Kelsey's head to her toes but she refused to open her eyes and stop kicking her feet. Jacob took a step forward to try to grab her feet but was too slow and got kicked right between his legs. His eyes bulged and he went down.
"OWWW!!" Kelsey shrieked as she stopped kicking and grabbed her foot. "Owwy, owwy, owwy, ouchy, vampire-wolf stuck on a piece of CHEESE!"
Felix put her down on the ground and pulled off her yellow polka-dotted green sock. It looked broken.
She squeezed her eyes shut again before yelling angrily at Jacob, "Gosh Jacob! Balls of steel much! Oww!"
Bella had been watching the display. She had seen how Kelsey had gone and tried to help Felix fight Edward and Jacob. None of the vampires or werewolves had ever let her help fight. Why did this Kelsey girl get to? Bella went and sat next to the still unconscious Emmett and started sulking.
Jacob, Edward and Paul looked from Kelsey to Felix and back again. "How do you know who I am?" questioned Jacob.
Kelsey looked up from her foot to look at Jacob. "Well," she started, "you obviously weren't Paul because you're not big enough. You're also a wolf, so that left you as Jacob." She said this as though it were the most obvious thing in the world.
Felix decided to explain a bit better, "She knows who you are because she's crazy. She claims a green mist keeps telling her what will happen."
Kelsey jumped up and exclaimed, "I am not crazy! There really is a green misty thing! OH, owww, stupid, stupid Kelsey!" She fell over at the pain of her foot again and then glared at Bella when she started laughing.
Bella stopped laughing and asked, seriously, "Why do you fall so much, Kelsey?"
"Why do pigs fly, Bella?" Kelsey replied, snidely.
Bella crinkled her eyebrows in confusion, "Umm, they don't."
Kelsey laughed dryly before pronouncing each individual word separately, "You don't know that."
Bella just stuck out her bottom lip and looked down again. "Ha, I win," claimed Kelsey as she looked up expectantly at Felix. He sighed and lifted her up into his arms. She giggled, "Yay!"
Paul stood up and decided to stop this before someone else got hurt, emotionally or physically. Plus he had finished the cake and the silence was agonizing. He cleared his throat, "Alright everyone, I think it's about time we all stop and sit down to talk about this."
"Good idea," Felix looked up and said, "Follow me." He walked back through the curtain with Kelsey in his arms. Everyone looked at each other before getting up. Paul and Edward picked up Emmett this time and carried him through the curtain but not before Edward saw Jacob hug Bella for the second time this evening.
"Are you alright Bella?" Jacob asked her, lovingly. He helped her up.
"I'm fine, Jake," she sighed, "I was just thinking about…stuff. You and me, me and Edward, Paul and Emmett, even Felix and Kelsey. I'm just confused, is all." She stopped and opened her mouth to say something but chickened out and said something else, "Are you alright?" she paused, and when he didn't answer continued, "You did get kicked pretty hard."
Jacob knew there was something else Bella wanted to say but he didn't push it. He knew she would tell him when she was ready. "I'm fine Bella. Now let's go. I'm sure everyone's waiting for us."
Jacob and Bella went through the curtain together and were amazed at what they saw. There was a huge bed with a purple and green bedspread, a massive television and a couple of couches. There were two loveseats, one red and one white, that looked extremely comfortable and a black leather couch that fit four.
Emmett was set on the red loveseat, Kelsey and Felix were already snuggled together on the white loveseat, and Edward and Jacob sat on either side of Bella on the leather couch. That left Paul to sit on the leather couch next to Jacob.
Paul spoke up first, "So what is this place?"
"This," Felix started to explain, "Is a house. Two male fairies, named Theo and Nikki, once inhabited it. Nikki was a psychiatrist, who loved to help couples stay together. You could call him a matchmaker of sorts. Well, one day Nikki grew violent. His lover Theo wanted to leave the house and become… a dentist. Pause for effect." He looked down at the paper he was reading off of, then whispered, "Oops, wasn't supposed to read that part."
Kelsey took the paper and continued the story, "Nikki snuck up on Theo in the kitchen and, in a drunken mess, stabbed him. The bloodstain on the floor haunts us all now. Theo-" She was cut off.
"Wait, wait, wait," Edward interrupted, "That is not blood on the floor in the kitchen. I was staring at it the whole time while Bella was baking and it did not smell like blood."
"Duh," Kelsey said, "It's fairy blood. You can't smell that. Plus with his dieing breathe, Theo cast some magic and messed up some stuff. Like he made it so you can only leave the house once you have fixed up you're relationship. That way, Nikki can never leave. Unfortunately for some, when they come in, they can never get out."
"Edward…" Bella whined, "Why weren't you watching me bake? Why weren't you helping me?" She put on her best sad face.
"I…umm…" Edward looked stuck, "I don't know?" Bella humphed, crossed her arms and looked back at Kelsey and Felix.
Felix gently snatched the paper back from Kelsey but handed it back to her when she gave him a puppy dog pout. She giggled happily, "Yay, I'm special!" She then jumped up and did a little dance, "Lala, Po, PO! Teletubbies, teletubbies, say hel-lo, UHOH!!" She then plopped down on the couch and grinned at everyone childishly.
"Wait! How did you just do that?" Edward interrupted, yet again, "I thought you broke you're foot."
Kelsey looked at him as though he was relish and he had just asked why he was being put on a hot dog. She sighed heavily before answering, "If you would stop interrupting I would tell you. You can't get hurt in this house, at least not for very long. You just have to say their name."
"But that pile of fat has been unconscious this whole time. You don't count that as being hurt," Paul butted into the conversation and asked about Emmett.
"Did you say his name?" Felix asked smoothly while raising a perfectly curved eyebrow slightly in question.
Paul looked offended at being asked such a thing but realized no one had said his name so decided to shout it out, "EMMETT! WAKE UP!"
Emmett jerked up, "I wasn't sleeping!" He looked around, "Wait, I was sleeping? I'm a vampire! How can I sleep? Huh?" He looked around again. His eyes stopped at Felix. He growled and jumped up. "Volturri!"
"Emmett, calm down," Edward said quietly, "We're all stuck here and we're all talking peacefully."
Emmett looked around some more, "Oh, okay then." He sat back down and motioned for them to continue their conversation.
Bella stood up suddenly and ran out through the curtain back into the (umm place behind the curtain…what is it…oh) kitchen. Edward and Jacob both jumped up when they heard Bella scream. Paul and Emmett also stood up, just not so quickly. The four of them ran through the curtain to see what happened while Kelsey just leaned back and laughed, "And so it begins."
All right!! Finally Done!
I would now like to say that if you are still reading this story you are wonderful. I'm so pathetic right now with the writing. I am spelling every second word wrong and it took forever for me to write this. Also I remembered halfway through this chapter that I had my New Moon book back and I could've checked up on characters but chose not too. So if everyone is really OC or whatever then too bad for you.
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