Title: Life Sugs Occasionally
Universe: Kingdom Hearts
Theme/Topic: Axel is sick. Find out why!
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Axel, Roxas, Demyx, Xigbar (Xaldin is mentioned)
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Word Count: 447
Summary: Axel is sick, due to some mishaps among his fellow Org XIII members...
Song: Untitled Track (Blood) - My Chemical Romance
A/N: Celebrating Axel month! Yay!
Disclaimer: If KH was mine Axel would not have died and would've gotten his heart back (to fall in love with my character ;P), so I obviously don't own it.

Life Sugs Occasionally

"This sugs." Said a very disgruntled Axel from his bed.

Roxas snickered. "That's what you get for getting Demyx angry. You get sick." He stated, proceeding to point out the flaws in Axel's "Master Plan".

Someone in the castle had wanted to stir up trouble by spreading rumours about Demyx's "relationship" with Xaldin.

They'd left conveniently placed "love letters" and had even stolen both Demyx and Xaldin's phones in an attempt to create evidence.

Scandal: Yes.

Casualties: One. Himself.

Xaldin and Demyx had been prowling the castle for weeks, trying to figure out which of their fellow members had set them up.

This caused them to be teased even more, as they were always together, but in the end they narrowed the search down to the two usual suspects; Xigbar and Axel.

Xigbar, being Xaldin's closest friend, had done everything in his power to show his loyalty, even helping them find the crucial evidence that inevitably led them to Axel.

"Bud I didn'd do anything!" exclaimed Axel, kicking his friend off the end of the bed. "I swear do the gods, when I find oud who did dis I'll roasd dem!"

Half a week later and Axel was out of bed, and doing his own prowling, when Demyx suddenly ran up and dropped to the floor in front of him and started begging for forgiveness.

"I'm so sorry! We honestly thought it was you! Who would've thought that the guy who helped us the most was the guy behind it!? Please, don't barbeque me!" he raced, spitting out excuse after excuse in an attempt to gain Axel's forgiveness.

"Dude, it's okay!" Axel yelled over Demyx's apologies. "Now, if you don't mind, I have a sniper to fry."

"Hello, Xigbar." Said Axel as he casually walked into Number II's room.

"Um, hi Axel. What can I do for you?" he asked from his computer.

"Oh, nothing really. I just wanted to know if you'd BURN!" he said, yelling the last part as he set his superior's room as well as his superior on fire. "If you cross Demyx, you might get sick, or you could drown. But when you cross me, you BURN, BABY! BURN!" he continued, turning up the heat before walking to the door and slamming it shut behind him.

'No one, in a situation like that anyway, ever thinks of using their portals to get out.' He thought as he sealed the door, using his hand as a blow torch.

Xigbar started banging on the door, yelling. But after a while the yelling ceased and Axel heard with satisfaction the sound of his body sliding down the door.

Only then did he let him out.