Nary had a second later Twilight returned with Time Turner. Time Turner promptly raced over to him and started poking and prodding him. Jack yelped and kicked him away when he hit a particularly sensitive place. But he just trotted back over and started poking him again.
"What in the world is he doing?"
"He's just… examining you."
Jack was stunned.
"Why?"
Twilight became serious instantly, and started talking extremely fast.
"It seems you have been transported here, just like that Jappleack mare. But what we don't know is-"
"-why you were sent here. It doesn't seem you were ever a pony before, due to your reactions."
Time turner was talking now, too.
"I think maybe some sort of-"
"-quantum device picked you up and-"
"-dropped you here like a-"
"-sack of potatoes. But what we need to find out is-"
"STOP! YOU'RE HURTING MY BRAIN!"
They both stared at Jack.
"I'm a human. I just woke up here, and now I'm a pony."
Time Turner looked at him thoughtfully, and then gasped.
"Human? But that would mean you came from—"
"Earth. Yeah."