Authors Note
I am really sorry about continuing another part of chapter 2 but I have a feeling that I have to do this again later. I'm not going to put his solo and when he pitched his idea. To me that was just painful and I didn't even watch that part and I really don't want to write it out. I'm sorry for the inconvenience if you wanted to read that part. And again that was just very painful to see him really upset. And I'm super duper really truly indefinitely morally sorry for putting a note at the beginning. And you're probably tired of me saying this but I love you like David loves Wes epic bromance!
A Stupid Game
Ch.2 part 2
Hallway Thursday Morning Kurt POV
"Good morning Kurt!" Wes and David yelled together.
I looked up at them and raised my eyebrows.
"Why are you so happy?" I asked them.
"Well…" Wes began then trailed off.
"Let me guess you both had a test today and forgot to study?" Judging from their expressions I got it right.
"Are you psychic?" David asked surprised.
I looked at them and smiled. "No." I turned around to face a smiling Blaine. He was holding two coffee cups.
"Good morning." He said thrusting the cup towards me.
"Where's our coffee?" Wes asked upset.
Blaine looked at them. "He didn't want to. It's as simple as that." I said saving him from an explanation. He shot me a thank you look.
We sat on the chairs in the hallway and talked until it was time for the meeting.
As we were walking down the hall towards the choir room I whispered to him, "Today is going to be a very long day." Blaine looked at me and laughed.
Lunch Wednesday afternoon Blaine POV
"I'm tired." Kurt complained to me.
"Get used to it. Sectionals are next Saturday." I told him.
He was holding Pavarotti in his cage and looked at me expectantly.
"To be honest with you, I'm afraid of taking care of this bird."
"Why?"
"When I was planning my dad's wedding I wanted to release three hundred doves. Finn asked me if that was going to be messy and I told him we'll feed them glitter."
I looked at him trying hard not to laugh. We heard loud laughter coming from behind us. It was Wes and David. Thad came over still smiling and gingerly plucked the cage from Kurt's hands.
"Since we heard that we'll keep this for a minute." Thad said trying to suppress any more laughter.
Kurt looked hurt. I stretched out my arms and hugged him.
There was a chorus of 'awws' from Wes, David, and Thad.
He smiled at me. "Well listening to Wes talking most of the time and all that moving around is making me hungry."
Now Wes was the one who looked hurt. Thad and David were trying hard not to laugh. But it was true. Wes talked the entire time. We were afraid he'd never stop.
We all turned around to see him pouting.
Kurt grabbed both of Wes's hands and dragged him to the lunchroom.
Warbler Break Thursday Blaine POV
"We need to talk." Justin said.
"What do you want Justin? I'm not taking you out on a date." I told him.
"It's not on a date," He said gritting his teeth. "It's about Kurt."
I looked around to see if anyone was listening. "What about Kurt?" I said.
"He seems to be holding back information like crucial pieces about his family, friends, and about his old school."
"If he doesn't want to tell you he doesn't need to." I turned around and stormed off. I relayed the things he told me around in my head.
His dad had a heart attack, his mom died when he was eight, he has multiple best friends.
I was walking down the hall with my head down when I literally ran into Kurt. He was reading a magazine and walking.
"I'm sorry." He apologized. "What were you doing?"
"I was thinking." I was thinking about you.
"Thinking about what, our robotic choreography?" He retorted. I frowned. "Kidding." He clarified.
"No. Why do you tell me everything and not anybody else?"
"I don't know. Next to Mercedes you're my best friend." He gave me the smile that always made my knees weak and walked away at that.
Friday Night Movie Theater Kurt POV
"Kurt do you want butter on your popcorn?" Justin asked me.
It's the weekend and I feel like a regular teenage boy for once.
"Yes."
He grabbed the popcorn and the drinks and we headed into the movie. We were going to see Shrek Forever After. I was a big time Shrek fan.
We sat in the very back. Mercedes and I usually have arguments on where to sit. But with Justin it was easy.
I wanted to hear this from Justin directly so I asked him about what me and Wes talked about.
"What's wrong with you and Blaine?" He looked at me and then back at the movie. He didn't answer until Donkey was going to eat the waffles.
"We dated for a while. He was…charming and handsome. I wanted him, badly. We dated for about three months, ten days, four hours, sixteen minutes, and thirty-two seconds."
He timed the time they dated?
"He called me a control freak when we broke up." He looked me directly in my eyes. "Do you think because a person wants something to be perfect they should just take advantage of that? Or should that person let the other be?"
I thought about it. We were at a part when they were fighting in the castle. "You should let them be their own person. My friend Rachel did the same thing with my stepbrother. And when she did that they almost broke up because of it."
He looked back at the movie. I could tell that he was taking into consideration of what I had said. Then he stood up. I turned around and saw why. We talked straight through the movie.
"I wonder if they got a happy ending." I said aloud.
"They always do." Justin said dreamily.
SECTIONALS THE NEXT SATURDAY Kurt POV
I was walking around trying to kill time when I heard a familiar bossy voice.
"Then go down to 7-11 and get some. I need Raisinets." Rachel was yelling at the guy at the concession stand. It was probably about nothing.
"Carb-loading?" Both she and I know that eating before a performance is suicide if you're nervous or doing vigorous choreography the chances of you throwing up are high.
"Puck got Lauren Zizes to take your place and she won't go on unless she gets her damn candy." Really they couldn't have gotten a boy, even if it was the horrible Jacob Ben Israel.
"She's a warm body. Hey did you get a solo?" She asked me.
"Sadly, no." I replied
"Wow if you didn't get a solo they must be really good. We are doomed."
I stared at her. Way not to be self- centered Rachel.
"Sorry that was selfish. What I meant to say was, wow that really sucks I'm sure you really good."
"I was," Way to sound like her. "I mean I think I was. Being in the Warblers has really made me question everything I thought I was."
"Yeah. What has become of us Kurt?"
Without even thinking about it we sat down at the same time.
"So, do you miss us?" she asked me.
"I do. Being a Warbler is great but I don't think they appreciate my individuality as much as you guys did. And I can't help but think that I let you guys down."
"It's your life Kurt; you weren't safe at McKinley anymore we all get it."
"How come you were never this nice to me when I was your teammate?"
"Because you were my only real competition."
I laughed. "That's true." Now Rachel was laughing. We got up and hugged. Even thought me and Rachel have a love-hate relationship I really liked talking to her.
"So how's Finn? I feel bad. I haven't spoken to him since the wedding." I admitted. Well it wasn't a lie just not the whole truth. There wasn't a real conversation between us.
"I haven't talked to him much either. I found out that he and Santana were romantically involved last year and lied to me about it."
I was confused. "Wait you didn't know about that?"
Blaine chose that moment to come and get me.
"Kurt they're calling places." He tapped me on my shoulder. "Hey." He nodded and said to Rachel.
I looked behind me wondering what would happen if they had lost sectionals.
SECTIONALS THE NEXT SATURDAY Kurt POV
We had performance slot two. We went on right after the Hipsters. They were pretty good though. And the New directions were last.
"And now for our second performance of the program from Dalton Academy in Westerville the Warblers."
Blaine was singing. Even though I wasn't at Dalton long I could tell that Blaine was their star.
And so I went and let you blow my mind.
My heart pounded against my chest. It seemed like he sang that line straight to me. We never did that at rehearsal.
I looked out at the audience and noticed that Mr. Schue and Puck looked genuinely angry.
Rachel threw me a smile gesture. I obeyed. And that was until Blaine tried to make some form of a gangster face and tried to do some form of dance by hopping on his foot. Years of stage presence kept me from bursting into laughter on the stage.
When we finished the audience was polite and clapped. But this time there was no standing ovation like when I was on the New Directions. Then Rachel and Mercedes stood up trying to have the audience follow. Mercedes single-handedly made the crowd stand. My first real smile of the night came on my face.
Now it was time for the New Directions to perform.
As always they entered from the back, but that's not what I was surprised about. Instead of Finn it was Sam as the male lead.
And even more surprising was that Quinn was singing. I didn't like the bow on the dresses. But hey not everyone can have amazing fashion sense like me.
I smiled. The dance was Finn-proof. Mercedes had the final note. When the song ended I shot out of my seat like I was fired out of a cannon.
The next song was more upbeat and I didn't recognize it. Either he finally listened to the Glee club about song selections or he started to listen to the radio. And I was surprised.
Santana lead the song. She did a lot better than what Rachel would have done. And Brittany and Mike were having a great time all by themselves in the front of the stage. When they weren't dancing Santana was weaving in and out of the lines which helped because of the uneven ratio.
I knew then and there that they had won.
It was time to announce the winners. As much as I wanted them to win, and how important it was, I still wanted to have that trophy.
"And now this year's head judge associate director of Ohio's department of motor vehicles, Mr. Pete Sznowski!"
"Thank you. And thank you all who performed tonight we all had a serious," Why did you pause? "Good time. You know what else is a serious good time, taking two minutes to save a life by filling out an organ donor card, because it's never too late to donate." Was that a joke or a pun?
"Drumroll please." He took out the card. "In third place…The Hipsters!" I sighed and Blaine patted me on my back. "And now the winner of this year's west central sectionals is…" By this time I was going to burst into tears. He pulled out the card. "It's a tie." My smiled melted. They should have won. "Congratulations you are all going to the Regionals."
The Lobby Sectionals Blaine POV
"Do you know where Kurt is?" I asked Nick.
"No I don't know. I didn't see him after we got off stage." He looked around. "There he is." He pointed to a group of girls and boys and in the middle of them all was Kurt.
"We leave in two minutes." Wes called out.
I went over to Kurt. "Kurt it's time to go."
"I'll miss you guys you did great." When we walked away he wiped a tear from his eye.
"You miss them don't you?" I asked him.
He looked at me. "Very much."
We loaded onto the Dalton bus and headed back to school.
The Bus Sectionals Kurt POV
I can't believe it. The most proper boys in probably all of Ohio were singing and dancing like they were three years old.
Back door cracked we don't need a key
We get in for free
No V.I.P sleaze
They would sing a Ke$ha song. And it was lead by Wes. Wow.
I started to play angry birds. I blame Artie and Tina for me being addicted to the game. Someone grabbed my phone away from me and ran up the aisle. It was Thad. I groaned.
"If you think I'm getting up you are sadly mistaken." I called up to him.
I took a magazine out of my bag and started to read it. David grabbed the magazine out of my hands and ran up the aisle.
"What do you want?" I yelled up the bus.
Now Wes came back and grabbed me. He pushed me into a seat in between Thad and David.
I sat there quietly waiting for them to tell me why I was there.
"Do you like Blaine?" Thad asked innocently.
I stood up but Wes and David pushed me back down. I tried to come up with a witty answer.
"Yes, but if you tell him I'll push you down a flight of stairs."
They stared at me with scared expressions on their faces.
I smiled.
"Can I have my magazine and phone back?"
Thad gave the phone to me and David gave me the magazine.
"Thank you." My phone rang it was Rachel.
"Hello Rachel. How are you today?"
"I'm fine Kurt and for you to know you are on speaker." And in response there was a chorus of hi's from the background.
"I demand that you put me on speaker."
"Make them be quiet." I whispered to Wes. He yelled for attention and everybody was quiet.
"Hello Warblers this is Rachel Berry speaking." They all reluctantly said hello.
"We all want to say something. Mercedes you go first."
"Thank you all for keeping Kurt safe and happy. You guys are his home away from home. Finn it's your turn."
"Umm uhh what was I supposed to say?" Finn asked.
The New Directions yelled in the background. The Warblers laughed.
"Oh that's right. Umm…Kurt I know you weren't safe at McKinley but that doesn't mean losing my new brother didn't hurt. I can't wait to see you this weekend and this time Artie, Puck, and I are not going to lose."
Wes, Thad, and Blaine groaned.
"If any of those prep school boys hurt you I'll be there in less than an hour. And preps if you hurt him I'll cut your balls off and preserve them in a jar in my basement."
"Santana! And you did good singing today."
"I love you Kurtie!" Brittany shouted.
"I can't wait for us to go shopping this weekend." Tina admitted.
"I don't like that school." Puck said.
There was groaning in the background.
"I haven't known you long Kurt but just so you know I don't dye my hair." Sam said.
"That color is not natural." I told him.
Sam sighed. "I put lemon juice in my hair."
There was laughter on both sides of the phone.
"I miss dancing with you Kurt. You are actually my height. Standing next to Finn I feel like an elf." Quinn told me.
"Hey!" Finn protested.
"I want to strangle all of them." Puck said.
"Puck we're supposed to cheer Kurt up not tear him down." Mercedes reminded him.
"Ok fine. But Kurt you have to remember I'm not afraid to punch anyone of them in the nose."
"Noah you can't. You're still on probation."
There were a lot of uncomfortable looks around the bus.
"Do you want to play Halo on Saturday?" Mike and Artie asked at the same time.
"Do I have to?" I whined. But actually I was looking forward to it.
"Yes!" All the boys on the phone yelled.
"Warblers, Kurt, and the short curly haired boy," We all looked at Blaine. "You all did amazing and we are very proud of you. We are proud of Kurt that is." Rachel told me.
"And Kurt do you have a bird?" Finn asked worried.
"Yes I have a bird."
"Did you feed it glitter? Is it still breathing?"
The Warblers laughed while I groaned.
"No I didn't feed it glitter and yes it's still breathing. And now that I feel upset I'm going to hang up."
"Wait!" They all shouted in the background.
"What do you all want?" I demanded.
"We want you sing." Rachel told me.
I thought about it for a moment. "No." I decided and hung up my phone.
The Warblers looked at me expectantly.
"No! Now go back to your conversations."
I turned three seats behind me. Blaine was staring at me. And he was smiling at me flirtariously.
I walked to the back of the bus and tried to focus on not tripping over myself.
I sat down and started to play angry birds. I didn't look up until something warm sat next to me. It was Blaine.
"So what are you doing?" He asked.
I found out that with Blaine I couldn't make a witty comeback or be sarcastic.
"Playing Angry Birds."
"How do you play?" He was leaning so close to me I could feel his breath on my neck.
"Well you use the birds to destroy the green pigs. Here you try." I handed him my phone.
He pulled the slingshot back and shot it at the house. He destroyed the pigs in one shot.
"Was that good?" He asked confused.
"Good Blaine? That was great!" I mused. "I could never do that!"
"But why do you shoot the pigs?" he asked genuinely confused. "What did they ever do to you?"
Now Blaine had confused me. Artie never really told me why.
"If you put it that way I have no idea."
"So what did you and Justin go see yesterday?"
"Went to go see Shrek Forever After."
"What did you guys talk about?"
I wanted to lie to him but I couldn't. His eyes seemed to pull the truth out of my mouth.
"About your relationship with him." Blaine groaned with desperation.
"He probably twisted up the truth. So what did he say?"
"That he was wrong for what he did and he'll never do it again. How long you two dated. And…" He was…charming and handsome. I wanted him, badly. That's exactly why I am falling for him. "Why he liked you." I whispered the last part.
He looked liked he wanted to say something else, but my phone saved the day.
New Text Quinn.
Ladies Night? Quinn
I waved Wes to the back.
"What?" He asked me.
"What are we doing today?" I asked him. He was the arbiter of all Warbler activities.
"Well when we get back we have an hour long practice and then nothing. Why? You can't come to the practice?"
"No my friend wanted me to come to a sleepover."
David appeared next to Wes and sat down in the seat right across from us.
"What about the Kurt fact of the day? I think we missed yesterday too. And the day before that. So you owe us three facts mister."
I thought about it for a minute.
"I was an original member of the New Directions, well it used to be called Sandy's Kids, I have a Navigator, and I know how to cook."
"Those aren't interesting. Those are things people basically say every day."
"Wait, you never said that the facts had to be interesting."
"Loopholes!" Nick shouted.
Wes threw a balled up piece of paper at Nick. Nick ducked and it accidentally hit Brandon. I covered my mouth with my hands and tried hard not to laugh. I failed. The entire back of the bus erupted into laughter.
"That's not funny!" Brandon shouted. Wes pointed at Blaine, Blaine pointed at me, and I pointed at Wes. "Now you guys confused me. I just want to know who threw it."
Everybody at the back of the bus pointed at Wes.
"Wesley Montgomery you are so dead!" He shouted as he stood up and walked to the back of the bus. He began to hit Wes with a house-shoe that he carried around for that particular purpose.
"This is normal behavior for them both." Blaine informed me. We both turned back towards the two. David was now trying to save Wes.
"As if I didn't know that." I told him shaking my head.
Authors Note
Chapter two finally done! I'm sorry but lately I've been playing the Sims 3 Ambitions and I made a Kurt and Blaine. I never even started playing with them because they looked nothing like either of them so I scrapped it. If you can make a better Sim version of anyone of them please let me know. And send me a picture if you know how to get them off of the game. If you don't I'll tell you. Antiwaz (Pronounced aunty waz) how was it? Was it better than Chapter 2 part 1? Probably not. But my favorite part was when Brandon was beating Wes with a house-shoe. Remember when I said that Brandon would be in more chapters? He's a Warbler. And before I do Chapter 3 I'll run you down all the characters and their favorites according to the story. Love you like Spaghetti loves marinara sauce. Sorry hungry.