Disclaimer: I own a TARDIS lunchbox and a few posters, besides that I DON'T OWN DOCTOR WHO :(

"Jack," growled the Doctor, "stop."

"Nice to see you too, Doc. I've gotta say, the new look doesn't look too bad, but ditch the bowtie."

"Oi! Bowties are cool! Jack, you can't just...do whatever it is that makes the Angels want to kill you."

"Wait, Doctor," said Amy, "'the Angels,' as in the Weeping Angels?"

"Yes Amy."

They landed in Stormcage, and River was waiting. She had the same bored look that she always had when the Doctor and Amy arrived. "Doctor, you're late. How did you manage that this time? Oh, wait let me guess, the TARDIS."

"Yeah, about that..."

"You have got a time machine! How are you always late?" At this, Rose was laughing like crazy. Suddenly, there was a loud bang, like that of a gunshot, and Jack fell to the ground, dead. "River, you can't just shoot people. How many times have we been over this?"

"Doctor, he's dead," said Amy, shocked. "Give it a second, Pond." With that, Jack sprung back to life, scaring Amy. "Ha ha. River haven't seen you in a while."

"Yeah."

"Come on gang. Ha ha, I've got a gang!"

A/N: That last line was from "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"