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Chapter four is here!

BPOV

"Well we have a day to prepare!" grinned Alice.

"Yes, but we're confined to this house until 6PM tomorrow night" scowled Rosalie.

"Aw, don't be like that, Rose! We want you to be a part of this! Come on, it'll be fun!" I urged.

Rosalie sighed.

"Okay, okay! I give in" she grinned, "But you're right! This could be very fun if we think it through."

We went back into the house where Carlisle was laughing. "Good job on the jeep, whoever did that! You've helped me punish Emmett for looking at porn on my computer!" he laughed.

Alice winked at him, with her back to Emmett and Rosalie. Carlisle nodded to her and went back into his office. I felt Edward's arms around me. "What time is it?" I mumbled. I was fighting back sleep and he knew it.

"Ten minutes till midnight. I'm taking you upstairs. You need your rest."

I pulled away from him. I hated having to sleep all the time. There was only one thing I could do to avoid sleep.

"Hey Alice, I love that nail polish on you!"

Alice beamed. "Thanks! It'd look great on you too, for your big 'date' with Nick Newton!"

I laughed. What was I doing?

"Do you really think so?" I asked.

She nodded. "I'll do your nails right now if you… want."

I nodded, trying to look enthusiastic.

Alice beamed.

"No, Alice! She needs her rest! She's just trying to get out of it!" argued Edward.

Alice raised an eyebrow at me. "Is that why you're so keen to get your nails done? To avoid sleep?" she asked me. Uh oh…

I sighed. "Okay, I give in! I give in! I'm sick of having to sleep when everyone else is wandering around having all the fun! That's something I am definitely not going to miss when I am changed!"

Edward sighed. "Okay Bella, you can stay up." Then he went over and sat down at the piano. Alice was staring out into space again, most likely having a vision. She grinned maliciously at me. "Come sit on the lounge!" she urged.

So I found myself sprawled across the lounge. Music filled my ears as Edward being playing. Oh no! I recognised the music! It was My Lullaby! No, I had to fight the sleep! I wasn't falling for this! Maybe… if I were to just rest my eyes for a second…

EMPOV

I walked into the loungeroom to see Bella lying on the lounge, deeply asleep. Edward was sitting on the floor, grinning at me.

"I finally got her to sleep" he laughed.

Bella rolled over on the lounge. "Oh Edward" she murmured. I snorted with laughter. "Is she dreaming about…?" I asked. Edward frowned.

"No… you need to take those off too!" she murmured again. I grinned over at Edward, who was hanging on her every word.

"Jasper is gay? Oh no… whose going to be Alice's…"

I laughed again. This was entertaining.

Jasper entered the room frowning. "Bella, I am NOT gay!"

Bella screamed. "EDWARD! EDWARD, HELP!" she was screaming.

"NO, EDWARD! NO! PLEASE DON'T!" she screamed. I frowned.

"EMMETT! GET HIM AWAY! ARRRGGGHHH!"

She was sweating now. She screamed again and sat up. I noticed that everyone was in the room, watching her intently. "I had… the strangest Dream."

I laughed. "Care to elaborate?"

She frowned. "Um… no…"

"Aw, come on! We heard most of it…" I muttered the last bit, but she still heard. Bella groaned.

"Oh great! I was talking again! Wasn't I?" she asked frowning.

BPOV – HER DREAM
I was lying across Edward's bed, smiling as he approached me, shirtless. I was dazed. What a sight!

"Oh Edward…" I whispered. "You need to take those off too," I pointed at his pants. He chuckled. "I just found out some rather interesting news. Jasper is gay!"

I gasped.

"Jasper is gay? Oh no… whose going to be Alice's mate, now?" I asked. He shrugged, as he lay down on the bed next to me. He bent down to kiss my neck. I giggled. He kissed me again… but it wasn't a kiss, it was a bite. He was sucking my blood!

"EDWARD! EDWARD, HELP!" I screamed.

"NO, EDWARD! NO! PLEASE! DON'T!"

"EMMETT! GET HIM AWAY! ARRRGGGHHH!"

"Calm down Bella. You're one of us now. Are you hungry? Charlie's downstairs. Or we could visit Jacob…"

I looked up into his blood red eyes, crying. He had changed me. I saw blood drip from his mouth and onto the pillow. I screamed and opened my eyes. Thank god! It had been a dream! As if Edward would ever make me eat Charlie!

All of the Cullen's were standing around me. I groaned. Had I talked in my sleep?

***

Edward hugged me. "I'm sorry you dreamt that, Bella…"

I had just finished explaining my dream. Jasper was frowning.

"Why do you keep dreaming about me being gay?" he asked, angrily. Alice giggled and kissed him.

"I don't think you're gay…" she whispered, giggling.

"What time is it?" I asked Edward, as he pulled away from me.

"Eight AM."

Oh no! I had slept in! I had been hoping to wake up earlier. A lot earlier.

"We've got everything set for tonight" grinned Alice. My cell phone vibrated in my pocket. I picked up.

"Hello?" I asked.

"Bella?"

Oh no. It was Mike Newton! I put it on loud speaker.

"Hey Mike!"

"Hi Bella! I was just wondering if you were doing anything tonight?"

"Sorry Mike. I've got a hot date with this guy, Nick. I think his last name starts with an N. I don't know. I forget."

"Nick Newton?"

"Yeah! That's him! Hey, is he your big brother?"

"Um… yeah. Weren't you going out with Cullen?"

"He's away hiking. I don't need to worry about him. Besides, Nick is hot!"

"Oh… okay then… well, bye."

He hung up. I laughed. Mike was probably very jealous.

Edward chuckled. "You are a very convincing liar, Bella Swan."

I smiled. "You know what I said on the phone wasn't true, right? I was just trying to make myself sound um… tarty?"

Emmett snorted with laughter. "You're supposed to be getting married next Saturday! Yet you're 'cheating' on Edward while he's away 'hiking' to go on a 'hot date' with Nick Newton?" he snorted, "Oh come on Bella! You should be ashamed! When Edward gets back I'm dobbing on you!"

I giggled. "Dibber-dobbers where nappies!" (A/n: Does anyone say that anymore?)

"Emmett's jumbo backside would be too big for a nappy," teased Jasper.

The door to Carlisle's office opened and Carlisle strode out. "Sorry guys, I know it's family time but there's an emergency down at the Hospital. Mrs Nesbitt is having her baby – early. I'll be back in a flash and remember what I said about cars and credit cards!"

He strode out the door and we heard his car driving off into the distance. "Where's Esme?" I asked.

"Um… I don't know. Uh… Emmett, what are you doing?" said Jasper. Emmett was sneaking into Carlisle's office.

"I need to check my emails."

Alice snorted. "Who would email you, Emmett?" she laughed. Jasper picked her up in his arms, laughing at her little joke. He ran up the stairs holding her.

"I'm hungry" I whispered to Edward. And indeed I was. My stomach was grouchy this morning, begging for food, pleading.

Emmett sat bolt upright. "I'll handle that!" he said, racing off to the kitchen.

"DAMN SNAILS" yelled Jasper from upstairs. I giggled. He had forgotten to get the snails off of the bed!

Emmett was back now, holding out a glass of water. Some breakfast… I took the glass and skulled it. Edward raised an eyebrow at me. I pouted.

"What now…" I whispered.

I felt my eyelids close. In a flash I was out light a light…

I was sitting naked on Edward's lap. Ugh… I was dreaming about myself being naked? That's just gross! The door burst open and Jasper and Mike Newton rolled onto the floor passionately kissing each other. I spewed all over myself, and all over Edward. Emmett ran into the room wearing a Fireman uniform and carrying a hose. He aimed it at my naked body and the spurt of water got me right in the face. Then he turned to Jasper and Mike, who were now unzipping their pants, and spurted water down Mike and Jasper's open pants. Rosalie ran into the room wearing… oh my god! She was wearing nothing! Snails covered her entire body, except for her eyes and mouth. I screamed. Rosalie frowned.

"What's wrong Bella? I'll really be a corpse now, just as soon as the snails finish off my flesh and blood. This is so exciting!"

"Wake up Bella!" I screamed to myself. Emmett had now walked over to Jasper and Mike and was beginning to unzip his own pants…

I sat up screaming. I was awake. I could feel the sweat coming off of my body. The dream was over.

"Care to elaborate?" asked Emmett. I sat up off of the floor and explained my dream.

"Bella you shouldn't be dreaming about us being gay, or Rosalie being eaten alive by snails, or vomiting on yourself, or sitting on Edward's lap naked!" Emmett said, laughing. I pouted.

"So what did you put in my water? I fell asleep the moment I had it down!" I cursed.

Emmett's eyes strayed. "Emmett! If you don't tell me I'll…"

Emmett sighed and looked me in the eyes. "It was just a joke! Honestly! I put some sleeping tablets into your drink…"

"YOU WHAT?" shrieked Rosalie, smacking him. "WELL THEN FIREMAN EMMETT, I BLAME YOU FOR BELLA'S DREAM! IF YOU HADN'T GIVEN HER SLEEPING TABLETS, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE DREAMT IT!"

The door opened and Carlisle strode in. Emmett was saved. "That woman, honestly. She wasn't having her baby; it was just a strong contraption. She's the second biggest hypochondriac I know!"

I raised an eyebrow. "Second biggest hypochondriac?"

He nodded. "Emmett is the first."

Emmett growled. "Hey!"

Carlisle ignored him and walked into his office.

"Oh no! I forgot to turn it off…" whispered Emmett.

"EMMETT! GET IN HERE NOW!"

"Uh oh…" muttered Emmett, walking into the office.

"WHY IS THERE PORN ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN? DO YOU THINK I WANT TO COME HOME AFTER DEALING WITH WOMAN WHO THINK THEIR BABY IS ON THE WAY AND LOOK AT THAT ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN?"

"Sorry about that…" whispered Emmett.

"Get your own computer!" snarled Carlisle.

"What time is it, Edward?" I asked him. Uh oh… he was dazzling me again. I looked away, blushing as he kissed me gently on the lips and whispered, "twelve O'clock PM."

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