"Pervert!"

"I'm not a pervert un!"

"Pervert!"

"I'm not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not un!"

"Are too!"

"Am not un!"

"Are t-"

" F$5^&*G SHUT UP!" Hidan yelled

Callie and Deidara had been arguing for the past hour about if Deidara was a pervert.

"Sempai did see Callie-chan naked." Tobi said

"She wasn't naked she had a towel wrapped around her un!" replied Deidara.

"It was still perverted!" Callie yelled

"I didn't know un!" Deidara yelled back frustrated

"UGH! YOU TWO B(*&#S SOUND LIKE A F%$^&*#G MARRIED COUPLE!" Hidan said angerly.

Everyone was in the living room trying to block out the fighting.

"Callie!" Alexis said. "Enough is enough, we know hes a pervert okay?"

"Hey un!" Deidara said.

"I know but he wont admit it!" Callie told her pouting.

"Look Callie, if you stop we can go to that club they opened downtown you always wanted to go to okay?" Alexis said despretly trying to get the two to shut up.

"Really?" Callie asked excitedly.

Alexis sighed. "Yes really."

"A club sounds exciting" Hidan growled

" I have to agree with Hidan." Kisame said

Itachi smirked obviously thinking something.

Sasori smiled evilly. "I think I'd like to go get a new puppet..."

Kakazu frowned "I can't get any money that way."

Konan smiled "That would be fun! Don't you think Pein?"

Pein thought a bit. "I guess..."

"Tobi thinks Tobi would like a club!"

"I haven't been clubbing in a while un..." Deidara cackled.

"Your going to try and get up the girl's skirts arn't you." Callie said robot-like.

"Everyone paused at what Callie had said. After a few minutes of everyone staring in silence at Callie, they all started to laugh at Deidara.

"I AM NOT UN!" Deidara yelled.

"Yeah sure." Callie replied rolling her eyes.

"Don't roll your eyes at me! I'm older then you un!"

"Sorry sempai." Callie said emphasizing sempai.

Deidara then got an idea.

"Why would you care if I was? Jealous Callie un?" Deidara said smirking.

Callie blushed furiously. "I'm not jealoua! In fact I pity any girl who would have sex with you! Its probbly smaller then my thumb!" She showed him her thumb to make a point.

The akatsuki laughed harder while Alexis was on the floor crying she was laughing so hard.

"How would you know un? You peeking at me Callie?" DEidara asked wiggling his eyebrows.

Callie blushed even more. "No, I know that because.." She then got an idea. "Because you fit in my extra tight skinny jeans!"

The Akstuki were about dying know.

Deidara glared at her. "That was cause my other stuff was in the washer un!"

"Still." Callie said pointing her tounge out at him.

While Callie and Deidara flung insults at each other, Hidan thought of something.

"You two little F^%$&*#S could sneak into a hotel!"

"How?" They asked

"Cause you two sound like your a married couple that just F%$#&D!" Hidan yelled laughing.

Callie frowned. "Okay I hate you Hidan."

Deidara glared. "One I would never marry that thing un! Two I would never F%$K her. Three If I was even in a realtionship with her I would blow myself up un." Deidara said glaring.

Alexis's jaw fell, Callie was going to be enraged. She knew because Callie had a crush on Deidara in the anime, now her crush was worse because Deidara was seeing her everyday.

Callie looked at him enraged. Her favorite charecter just said that? Deidara just said that? About her?

"Hey Deidara!"

"What un?"

WHACK!

Callie slapped Deidara across the face. Of course it didn't hurt Deidara considering how much stronger he was but it stung a little.

Tears threatned to spill from her eyes. "YOU JERK! YOU DON'T SAY THAT WHEN THE CHICK IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU HATE HER!" Callie yelled. She then sprinted upstairs with a confused Deidara staring.

A few seconds later a door slammed.

Alexis glared at him. "Your going to have to fix this you know."

"Later." Deidara said. "She can't stay mad at me." He thought.

But Callie wasn't mad she was furious, she was upset, and depressed all at the same time.

When it was time for dinner, Hidan stopmed up to Callie's room.

"Hey B(*%H! Make some food!"

Callie walked out and glared at him.

She walked down to the kitchen and opened the pantry door. She grabbed 13 cups of instant ramen, a pot, and a wodden spoon and threw it on the table. She then walked back upstairs.

On her way she saw Deidara.

"Hey Callie! No hard feelings right un?" He said giving her a hug.

Deidara wrapped his arms around her and smiled. Callie grabbed his hand and bit it.

"Ow un! That hurts!"

Callied started to walk away when Deidara grabbed her wrist.

"Look un. Is there anything I can do to make you forgive me?" Deidara asked pleading.

"Take me to the club as my date, and get Itachi to take Alexis." Callie replied.

"No un!" Deidara replied.

"Fine then." Callie said yanking her wrist away.

"Wait! I-I'll do it un..." Deidara said frowning.

Callie smiled. "Is that excitment in her eyes?" Deidara thought.

"We'll leave at eight!" Callie yelled.

~ At 8:00 pm~

Itachi and Deidara wore some of the clothes they had bought when Callie had gone shopping earlier.

Deidara hand kept his hair regular and was wearing a ripped white tank, a leather jacket, black jeans, and converse.

Itachi had kept his hair regular as well and was wearing a black areosmith shirt, jeans , combat boots and a black and white striped tie with a clothspin pinned through it.

The girls then walked out the door. Itachi and Deidara gaped in amazment.

Callie walked out wearing a knee length one shoulder orange dress that shimmered in the light. The dress was made of slik and the fabric looked like a mixture of orange and red. Her brown hair was pulled up and over her head and behind her ear into a over the shoulder twist. She had orange eyeshadow and a light gloss on her lips, with a twinge of mascara on her eyes to make them dramatic. And on her feet she were little orange flats.

Alexis came out in a hip length black blink 182 t-shirt, gray kinny jeans, calf high converse, with chains hanging from her neck and bangles on her wrist. Her hair had been flared out and washed so her dark black highlights showed up in her brown hair. Shehad a smokey eye and mascara, with a clear gloss.

As Deidara stared at her dress, Callie touched his chin catching his attention.

"My eyes are up here lover-boy." Callie said smiling and pointing to her eyes.

Itachi smiled at Alexis holding out his hand.

The guys and girls walked to to club appearing at the brightly lighted doors.

"I'm so exited!" Callie said happily.

They opened the doors and Callie smiled happily. I looked like a typical bar with led lights, loud music, and bars.

As Alexis and Callie make there way to the dance floor they saw a person smile and wave at them.

"S(*&T!" They yelled together.

This was gonna be a long night.