Dipper's POV

"Wendy, do I really have to do this?", I asked her. "Of course. You need to learn to branch out more and I'm gonna help you do it.", she said with a smile. I cant deny that Wendy was pretty, but I know I don't have a chance with her.

Wendy took me to a corner where a bunch of teenagers were talking. "Hey guys, I'm back',, Wendy said. One of them went, 'Wendy!", and hugged her. I glared angrily at this dude, I said I didn't have a chance, but I was still pissed.

"I wanna introduce you guys to my friend", she motioned towards me, "ladies and gentlemen, Dipper pines." I gotta give her props for the grand introduction. Although her friends didn't seem too impressed.

"who's the geek?", one of them asked. She just said my name dumb ass.

Wendy rolled her eyes, "Come on Robbie don't be like that. Dipper this is Robbie." Robbie was a guy who looked about my age and had a hoodie that could cover his entire face. He looked like a goth faggot (no offense to my goth brothers and sisters out there).

"This is Tambry." Tambry didn't even look at me, for she was texting on her phone. I like her already.

"This is Nate and Lee" Nate and Lee weren't even paying attention to me, for they were playfully hitting each other in the arm.

"And this is Thompson, who once ate run over waffle for five cents." "Don't tell him that!", Thompson said, obviously embarrassed. Thopmson was a fat guy who looked easy to push around. I bet he's the pushover of this group.

"Come on Wendy, your really expect us to hang out with this nerd", Ronnie said with an attitude. I didn't say anything back, I don't have the energy to waste on this fucker. "Robbie seriously, be cool. Dipper's a really awesome guy", Wendy said coming to my defense.

Robbie decided to open his big mouth once again, "Oh come on Wendy, this guy looks like he sings BABA in the shower", he said with a smirk. Son of a bitch how did he know that!

I didn't say anything again but I mumbled under my breath, "Makeup wearing goth prick."

This went unnoticed by everyone but Wendy who chuckled. Robbie glared at me with a look of jealousy.

Wendy spook up, "Robbie I don't care what you think. This is my friend and if you don't like him, then we'll just leave", she said with a little bit of sass. All of her friends looked at her shocked and Robbie crossed his arms and mumbled "fine".

Nicely done Wendy.

"Now come on let's go have fun", Wendy said. As we started walking I looked at my watch, 7:30. Only 15 minutes left until my plan can start.

Mabel's POV

"This is hopeless. There are no girls here that will be a good match for Dipper.", I say to myself as I lie down on a bench that was outside. I'm really about to quit. All of the girls here are spoiled brats.

Sorry Dipper, I failed you.

"Um, excuse me?"

I open my eyes to see a girl with brown hair, pale skin and freckles on her face. She wore a pink dress and wore 2 inch heels.

"Are you okay? You seemed really depressed when you came out here.", she asked concerned.

"I'm fine it's just that I have a lot of shit going on right now. How are you doing?", I asked her.

"Not that great. My boyfriend just dumped me. Jerk", she said her expression quickly getting frustrated.

"Hey don't worry about it, there are other fish in the sea…or however that saying goes", I said.

She giggled and sat next to me,"Yeah I guess your right. I'm Emma Sue.", she said sticking out her hand.

"I'm Mabel pines", I say shacking it. "Hey, how about we go back inside and just dance our hearts out. It'll help you forget about your breakup.", I suggested.

She looked reluctant at first but she finally said, "cool". And with that we started walking into the manor.

Dipper's POV

Me, Wendy and her friends were outside the manor spray painting the back wall of the place. Okay I must admit, this is awesome. I glance at my watch and see that it's 7:41. 4 minutes until it goes off.

"Hey Wendy this was fun, but I have to go do something really quick." Wendy looked at me with a suspicious look but she eventually let me go do what I needed to do. I quickly went into the manor and went to the broom closet.

Upon opening it, I was realeaved to find that my stink bomb was still there. My plan is simple, wait until the Northwest give their final toast for the feast (honestly, I'd rather dine with the grinch) and then…BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! This is the only reason I decided to come to this party. To shit on the Northwest family and ruin their party.

Let me explain, Pacifica, even though I love her, has been annoying the shit out of me. She has been insulting Mabel and insulting my family. Not to mention the fact that her parents treat everyone in town with little respect. It's about time they got what they deserved.

I amaze myself sometimes.

I look at my watch and its 7:45. The toast should begin right about…

"Ladies and gentlemen…"

Now.

"I just want thank you all for Bla Bla Bla I'm a loser Bla Bla Bla.", said. Or at least that's what I heard.

I walk over to Mabel and her friends. "And now citizens of Gravity falls…

I look at my watch and take the button out of my pocket. I look around the room and make sure the stink bombs are still there. They are. How no one has spotted them I have no idea. I start to count down in my head.

One.

"After months of inticipation"

Two.

"We shall dine on the greatest food in the world"

Three!

Authors note: Cliffhanger!