A Tournament To End All Tournaments

by Grim D. Slayer

A massive tournament in castle oblivion for KH OC's. Hosted by me Grim and my good old buddy Rev. No more characters can be entered. T for swearing, violence, and crude humor.

4. Chapter 4: Xenik vs Sato and others

A TOURNAMENT TO END ALL

TOURNAMENTS

Author's note/disclaimer:

Grim: Thanks Sin of Dragons for understanding, and don't worry, Grim and Rev will start their antics in this chapter.

Rev: Yeah, I'll do this chapter and Grim will do the next.

Grim: Right, oh and M-the-unlimit-form, for making Omega beat the snot out of me in DARE O FANMAIL, I'll be sure to return the favor. Don't get mad this is just payback. Don't worry his fight with Meta will still happen, I just need to blow off some steam.

Rev: But Grim, he didn't know your powers.

Grim: So, he could of thought of something. I could have done anything.

Rev: But-

Grim: SILENCE!

Rev: Asshole.

Grim: Whatever, Cross belongs to Maiden Masquerade

Xhomast belongs to dynastyandsamuraiwarriorsfan (Dynasty for short)

Yami Dark (aka Yami) belongs to Evnyofdeath

M Emethius Omega (will be referred to as Omega) belongs to M-the-unlimit-form

Lance Willright (aka Lance) belongs to keywieldinglegend

Satoshi (aka Sato) belongs to Sin of Dragons

Xenik belongs to The Gamer Dude

MetaGiga (aka Meta) belongs to MetaGiga

Xyler belongs to MrMissMrs Random

And finally, Kasai belongs to DarkMoonPrincessAzara. I also don't own Kingdom Hearts, Rev, or anything else, except the idea and myself. Oh and my OC's.

Chapter 4: Grim vs. Omega and Sato vs. Xenik

It was day two of the tournament and Grim was feeling pretty good. He bought a new computer to replace the one Rev destroyed, and he had a program installed where if you tried to look up porn, it would do something unmentionably horrible to you. Needless to say Rev found that out the hard way. Anyway, Grim was looking through his fanfic account when he found out that M updated DARE O FANMAIL, after he reviewed it.

Grim: Oh good. I can't wait to see the epic battle between him and me.

Rev: *walks in* Hey Grim what's up. Wait, that's not DARE O FANMAIL is it?

Grim: Yeah, why?

Rev: Oh that fic was pretty funny today.

Grim: Great. *Reads down to the battle scene, then finishes. Now his hair is completely on fire and his eye looks like and insane person's* WHHHHHAAAAT THHHE HEEEEEEELLL ISSS THIIISSS!

Rev: It would appear M made Omega kick your ass.

Grim: THIS WILL NOT STAND! It's time for round two, only this time *Grim smirked evilly* He's in MY house now.

Rev *smirking* Yay, fighty time, fighty time, blood, blood, blood!

Deadpool: *appears out of nowhere.* Don't steal my line! *Smashes Rev's head with his health bar, then leaves.* (Bonus points to anyone who gets that reference)

Rev: Shit!

Grim: *smiling* I was waiting for that to happen.

So Grim goes to his office and calls everyone down to the arena. "What the hell could this be about?" asked Xyler as she and everyone walked to the arena.

"Something stupid probably." hissed Omega. Rev walks in and smirks.

"Actually, it's more like something insanely violent." said Rev.

"What do you mean?" asked Omega in a demanding voice.

"Okay, one: you don't tell me to do jack-shit, and two: Grim is pissed at your author for making the fight between you two suck."

Now in a time like this, there was really only one thing for Omega to say. "Shit." Hm, not what I had in mind but okay.

"Oh and one more thing, Grim. Doesn't. Scream. EVER." said Rev, obliviously trying to build up dramatic effect.

"I'll remember that."

"You better. Grim and I may joke around with each other, but we both know we actually won't kill each other."

"Or if you do, you two won't actually stay dead, you know, for comedy's sake." said Meta.

"Right, but you Omega aren't Grim's friend, you don't have that luxury. Meet Grim in the arena for the toughest fight of your life. Oh and when you die, tell Hades I said hi."

"Screw you." said Omega.

"Sorry your girlfriend already did last night…oh wait SHE'S DEAD!" then Rev disappeared.

"BURN!" said Meta.

"Man I hate that guy."

"Wait, doesn't that count as making one of us look like a moron?" asked Yami.

"No, Rev said that the author doesn't own him so he can get away with whatever he says." said Kasai.

"But what about the fight, I haven't even won the tournament!" said Omega.

"True. But remember, Grim has complete control of us. And he's not making you look like a fool, he's going to do an epic duel to show his powers." said Kasai.

"Damn I hate loopholes." so Omega entered the battlefield and the others took their seats and Rev got the best seat in the house, right on the balcony. "This is gonna be good." exclaimed Rev.

"When is he gonna show up?" asked Omega. Then the sky grew dark and it started to thunder and lightning. Afterwards the clouds opened and a huge beam a black energy fell down from the sky and crashed into the battlefield. When the energy dispersed Grim stood there in the middle of the arena smirking.

"Crap." said Omega.

"Show off!" yelled Rev. Grim ignoring him, spoke. "Well it's about time we had a round 2, eh Omega?"

"If we must."

"Oh we must. However, first I have to give a profile of my powers to be fair, so here it is." Then the giant TV screen in the arena listed several pieces of information. The screen read:

Name: Grim

Gender: Male

Race: Gothic human (a human with special powers who likes the dark, but dislikes sunlight and most regular light.)

Nationality: Caucasian

Height: 6' 5"

Weight: 231 lbs

Occupation: Author, leader of a five person military group, and hit man.

Eye color: Blue

Hair color: Black

Age: 25

IQ: 132

Powers/abilities: Grim is a psychic so he has the typical abilities which include and are limited to-levitation, teleportation, and a sixth-sense. He has energy powers he can use when his scythe is in his hand. Also can summon undead minions. Has an alter-ego named Cloak. NOTE: He can't read minds.

Weapons: Silver Death (his scythe). A normal looking scythe with a black shaft and a pure silver colored blade. It is seven feet long with a blade about 3 and a half feet long. It is made from an unknown material, and is virtually indestructible. Has mystical properties.

Items: His bullet proof leather jacket and bullet proof leather pants.

Signature move(s)/ limit break:

LB: Psycho Meteor-Grim's eye glows blue and he levitates in the air and the ground breaks apart and circulates around him. Then he throws the parts of the Earth in the air and slams them into the ground like meteors and when they hit, they cause shockwaves.

SM's: Levitation-lifts up objects/people and then throws them or uses them as a shield.

Hades' Wrath-Strikes the opponent 5 times with his scythe. Then charges up energy to scythe and slams it down with massive force on opponent causing an explosion.

Teleport-Warps around field. Can only use 10 times per battle.

Mind Blast-Focuses telepathic energy to his brain than causes a large explosion on the field. Can only be used once per battle.

HOLD IT!-Stops the opponent from using an over powerful Mary-Sue attack.

Summoning-Slams scythe into the ground and a bunch of zombies, dead heartless, and undead dancers attack the opponent. Sometimes they team up with Grim to do the Thriller, which causes massive damage.

Alignment: Good.

Battle strategies: Grim will usually get up close and personal to stop the person from using a special attack. When Grim gets mad, he'll teleport around the field throwing heavy objects at his opponent. He is an excellent close range fighter so prefers to stay close range. He holds his scythe in one hand, so he can use telekinesis with the other.

Personality: Grim is a very calm cool and collected guy. He has a dry sense of humor, but loves slapstick comedy. He is very hard to anger, but watch out if he does get angry. The person who can easily set him off is Rev.

Description: Grim has pale skin and spiky black hair that covers one of his blue eyes. He wears a black leather jacket with silver lining, a white shirt with skull and cross bones and the phrase "HAPPY FACE" printed on it, black and silver leather pants, black and silver Nike's, and black and silver leather gloves (the guy loves black and silver). When he is serious he zips up his jacket (only the top zips).

Weakness: Light, Poor long range aim, often gets himself in trouble with his mouth, weak defense compared to offense, overuse of telekinetic powers can cause exhaustion, migraines and dizziness, and reckless at times. His ultimate weakness is yaoi (He hates it more than ANYTHING!)

Likes: Goths, brunettes, cheeseburgers, sarcasm, his friends, the color black, skulls, his jacket, darkness (night), cookies and weapons.

Dislikes: Overly-happy-people, paperwork, sunlight, yaoi (shudder) and sometimes Rev.

Quotes: "That all you got?" "You bet your sweet ass I/it will." "Screw you." "Bite me." "I know I'm awesome, thanks." "I'll take the ugly one." "MY EYES!" "You're gonna regret that."

Then the information disappeared from the screen. "Well that was a lot to read." said Cross.

"You read it all?" asked Meta. Cross simply nodded. "Well I couldn't focus. HEY REV, HURRY UP, I WANNA SEE SOME PAIN!" said Meta.

"You got it. Now as in the first round, no healing at all. Also only one weapon is allowed in this battle."

"Fine by me. I'll use Silver Death."

"And I'll use Ragnalipse."

"Great! Now let the bloodbath BEGIN!" as soon as Rev said this Omega charged at Grim hoping to cut his head off. No such luck, Grim blocked with Silver Death, then threw Omega up in the air with his telekinesis. Grim teleported in front of Omega with a grin on his face.

"This is gonna hurt, isn't it?" asked Omega.

"You bet your sweet ass it will! HADES' WRATH!" Grim slashed Omega then finished the attack with a big slam. After Omega hit the ground a massive laser fired from the ground headed directly for Grim. He teleported out of the way, but Omega was right behind him. "You don't know what you provoked!" yelled Omega as he slashed Grim one-hundred times before smashing him to the ground. "That all you got?" immediately two tanks came out of nowhere and slammed into Omega. Then Grim slammed Omega into several walls with his telekinesis before another tank fell on his head. "I really hate psychics!" shouted Omega as he blew up the tank. "And where did you get all these tanks!"

"Meh, I know a guy." said Grim. In the stands was Rev whistling innocently. Omega then roared "Interdimensional Slash!" and performed the move, however only most of the field was covered since hitting the whole planet, different dimensions, and everything in general was just dumb. "How's that Grim?" asked Omega as he floated in the air as Grim crash into the floor.

"You're gonna regret that." said Grim.

"Really, how am I going to regret smashing you into the ground?"

"LIKE THIS!" then giant pieces of Earth outside the field smashed into Omega. Grim charged at Omega and sliced his eight wings so it would be hard to fly. "Now you're stuck on the ground so, it will be much easier to kick your ass." said Grim.

"You and what army?"

Grim just smirked. "THIS ARMY!" Grim slammed Silver Death into the ground and zombies, ghost heartless, a few zombie-fan-girls, and a giant-"living"-zombified Sephiroth plushie rose from the ground.

"No, it's-it's not possible."

"Oh it's very possible! We're going to beat you with the ultimate power: highly-choreographed dance-moves! Hit it Rev!" Rev turned on the stereo full-blast and Thriller started playing. Grim and his minions start dancing to it, perfectly. The whole crowd was captivated by it but Omega is holding his head in pure agony as the timely dance moves and Halloween-themed music starts to sink in. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Omega as he finally collapsed from the music and exploded.

"Well that was…interesting." said Rev.

"Yeah, I thought it was funny." said Grim.

"You gonna revive him?" asked Rev.

"Sure, why not." then Grim raised his hand and a dark corridor opened, with Omega walking out, shuddering. "So. Much. Dance." said Omega laughing hysterically. Rev walked up to him and slapped him in the face. "Get a hold of yourself man!" Omega finally came back to his senses. "So did we learn a lesson?" asked Grim.

"Yeah, never make a battle a one-sided ass kicking." Grim nodded.

"Wait, I thought the lesson was never eat five large burritos before a important business meeting."

"No, everybody already knows that, Rev." said Grim.

"Duh." said Meta.

"Right, gotcha."

"Well anyway it's time for the real battle between Sato and Xenik." after Grim said this, Sato and Xenik walked down to the field while everyone else took their positions and got ready for the battle. "Well this battle is MY time to shine." said Rev. "I'll explain, you see the antics mentioned in chapter 1 will be started by me. The rules are simple no healing items. Also allow me to explain what I'm gonna do. Actually, screw it! I'll tell you anyway. I have a special rocket launcher with me. It shoots three things, rockets, helping packages, and random packages. The helping package is blue and the random is black. The random can either give you an item or hurt you severely. Now, with that out of the way, LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!" as soon as Rev said this both Xenik and Sato bowed, then summoned their keyblades and prepared for the battle. Sato made the first move-he shot a ball of light energy at Xenik, who dodged it. However Xenik threw his keyblade at Sato and it hit the side of his stomach. Sato wasn't too happy about that so he landed on a wall and bounced off it, lunging at Xenik. Xenik just called his key blade back to his hand so he wasn't able to dodge Sato's slash. Xenik got hit right in the chest but ignored the pain. He jabbed his own keyblade right into Sato's arm. Sato refused to call off his attack and aimed for another part of Xenik's body, his neck. Sato's keyblade connect with Xenik's neck, then he jumped away before Xenik could react. Xenik, however, was not going to take that attack lightly, so he jammed his keyblade into the ground and a pool of darkness swirled underneath him. Then arms of pure darkness tried to drag Sato down. The pool covered quite a bit of the field. Rev smirked and pulled his RPG launcher from his backpocket. He looked in the scope and locked on to a target. He had his finger on the trigger, said "Show time.", and pulled the trigger. The rocket headed towards Sato trying to hit Xenik. Direct-hit. Rev was an expert marksman, and the shot was simply done, however one can only assume since it WAS a rocket launcher and the two contestants weren't focusing , the shot could be considered easy enough for a ten-year-old to do it. "Screw you." said Rev breaking the forth wall and reading my thoughts. But anyway, the blast hit Sato and Rev fired again, Xenik had been heading towards Sato but stopped when he saw Rev ready to fire. Bad move. The thing that shot out of the gun was a weapon upgrade. Now Sato's keyblade could really do some damage. Xenik tried to avoid Sato's well-timed slashes, but the upgrade made the attacks to fast he was brutally cut up before Rev fired another rocket. This one was black, the random rocket. Sato jumped out of the way but Xenik stood his ground. It could help him he thought. What did he have to lose. Well the rocket was actually a stamina-raiser and Xenik felt better. Still both contestants looked tired but Xenik didn't give up, he charge at Sato, hoping to hold him back a bit. Sato was quick but Xenik was relentless. Sato realized that he was in trouble and managed to escape by blinding Xenik with light then slashing him with his key blade. Xenik staggered back before Sato blasted him with a ball of light. Xenik started to fade but he refused to give up. By sheer willpower he fought back the darkness calling for him and tamed it. He preformed his limit break. Massive beams of dark energy came down from the sky and hit Sato. He yelled in pain as the last beam was about to strike. He released all his light energy, which cancelled out the beam of darkness about to his him. Sato then charged up light energy to his blade and slashed Xenik multiple times before hitting him with a massive beam of light. Xenik's body finally faded from the last attack and Sato won the match. The crowd roared and Grim, once again congratulated the winner and revived the loser. They shook hands and walked off.

"Well thank you all for witnessing this battle and for supporting this tournament. I personally thank you. Once again this is Grim-"

"Annnd Rev, signing off."

Author's Note: Well I hope it was good. The 4th chapter is finally done thank God. It took a while sorry. I was more into the other battle but whatever. I tried. Read& Review this story, please. Tell me how I did and apologize if it was kind of a let down, but I'm having some family problems so I hope you understand.