I've finished 'InuYasha and the Curse of the Cat Demon King' so now I can start back on my other stories. Well, it's time for chapter four. I hope you're all still reading. Sorry about the chronic Writer's Block.


Ryoga walked slowly through the halls of Furinkan High School.

"Am I in Tokyo yet? I just don't know..."he wondered to himself. Meanwhile, Ranma and his father were at home doing their afternoon training. Ranma was jumping from tree limb to tree limb. He saw his father(as a panda)leap straight for him. Ranma readied himself, but then he heard from behind him...

"BARK!"from Chiyo. Ranma jumped at her high bark and his father swung hard at his face. Ranma flew into the pond as Chiyo looked in shock. Why was Ranma fighting a cute panda and why did it hit him in the face, she wondered. Ranma climbed out of the pond and shock herself off. She looked at fox.

"What's the big idea, scaring me like that, huh?"she called. Chiyo rubbed up against Ranma's leg. Ranma reached for a kettle of hot water and poured it over him and Chiyo.

"HI, RANMA!"she called happily, wrapping her arms around his legs.

"Uh, Chiyo, you don't have any clothes on."Akane said. Chiyo looked down at herself and jumped.

"Uh... Miss Akane? Can you help me?"she asked nervously. A few moments later, Chiyo was dressed in some old clothes of Akane's. She leaned on Ranma, humming merrily.

"So what d'you want, Chiyo?"Ranma asked, irritated.

"I just wanna hang out with you, Ranma."she said happily. She cuddled up to Ranma, who got uncomfortable. He looked at Akane, who was stifling a laugh.

"What the Hell's so funny?"Ranma demanded. She waved off as she continued to hold her breath.

"You two make a cute couple."Nabiki said. At this, everyone except Ranma and Chiyo laughed. Chiyo blushed and squeezed Ranma tight. Ranma continued to grow tense.


Ranma and the others were hard at work in class. Ranma looked up at Miss Yukari, who was sleeping on her desk. He rolled his eyes, but was grateful that Hinako wasn't around anymore. He wondered what happened to her.

"Hey, did you hear that Miss Hinako has been promoted to Head Disciplinarian?"Hiroshi whispered to Daisuke. Ranma froze at this and turned to them.

"Was she really promoted to Head Disciplinarian!?"Ranma asked.

"MR. SAOTOME!"Yukari called. Ranma felt a powerful battle aura fly over the class. "YOU WILL REMAIN QUIET! WHEN WORKING! UNDERSTAND ME!?"she thundered. Ranma nodded sheepishly and buried his head in his textbook.

That afternoon, Ranma and the girls sat together in the cafeteria. Ranma ate quietly, wishing summer break would come soon.

"Hey, Ranma?"Tomo called over to him. He turned to her.

"What's up?"he responded.

"D'you like spicy stuff?"Tomo asked. Ranma shrugged.

"Why?"

"Yomi tries to give spicy stuff to people who don't like spicy stuff."she went on. Yomi glared at her from behind her glasses. "Ask Osaka. She knows all about that."Tomo went on. Osaka looked blankly at them.

"What are y'all talking about?"she asked.

"Spicy stuff."Ranma said. "You don't like it, do you?"he asked. Osaka waved off.

"No, I can't stand spicy stuff."she said quickly. Ranma looked down at his lunch Akane gave him. Straight and simple, she could not cook. Ranma slid it to the girls and walked off. Akane glared up at him as he left. Yomi took a look at it.

"Is it good?"Kagura asked. Akane shrugged.

"It usually isn't."she said glumly. The girls looked at her.

"Usually?"Tomo asked.

"I don't cook that well, and I can't really remember what I cook with, so I just put whatever I think will taste good this time in. I don't always remember exactly what I use." As she finished this, the girls looked at her in shock, except Osaka. She looked closely at the food and began to eat the rancid concoction, the rest of the girl staring in shock. Osaka finished the last horrific bite and slid the box to Akane.

"More, please."she said quickly. Akane stared in disbelief.


Ranma and the girls walked home silently.

"So, do you have a lot of friends, Ranma?"Chiyo asked, wanting to know everything about Ranma. Ranma sighed and looked up to the sky.

"I guess you could call them friends."he said. Just then, a familiar voice rang out.

"RANMA! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR-OOF!"

Ryoga face had just smashed into Sakaki's fist as she was stretching. She looked behind her and saw him lying on the ground.

"I'm sorry. Are you okay?"she asked. Ryoga slowly turned over.

"Don't worry... I'm okay..."he said slowly. Ranma looked quickly at Sakaki.

"Are you sure you don't know any Martial Arts?"he asked. She shook her head again. Ranma looked down to Ryoga. "Awright, what the Hell do you want, Ryoga?"

Ryoga slowly got to his feet. He swayed on the spot for a few moments then shook his head quickly.

"I've come for our fight, Ranma! We will end this now!"he called, readying himself. Ranma rolled his eyes.

"Listen Ryoga."Ranma said calmly "You really need to calm down. You lose your temper so much, it's really not good for your blood pressure."he said waving off. Ryoga glared at Ranma and reared back, but just then, Ryoga felt someone grab his arm. He looked down and saw Chiyo looking up at him, huge tears welling up in her eyes.

"PLEASE DON'T HURT RANMA, MISTER, PLEASE!"she wailed. Ryoga was dumbstruck. What was going on?

"Who are you?"Ryoga asked.

"That's Chiyo-chan, Ranma's new 'Girlfriend."Akane said, the others cracking up instantly.

"She's not my girlfriend, dammit!"Ranma thundered. Chiyo instantly threw her arms around Ranma's waist, hugging him tightly.

"It's okay, Ranma! You don't need to be nervous around me."Chiyo said happily. Ryoga stared for a few seconds, then fell to the ground, uncontrollable with laughter. Ranma grew tense and glared at Ryoga. He stomped over to him and shoved his fist into his laughing face. Ryoga lied unconscious, still grinning.

"Let's get the Hell outta here."Ranma said. The eight of them walked off talking once again, but Sakaki stayed behind for a moment. She looked down at the still out cold Ryoga and felt her face redden. She felt the rest of the world melt away around her and Ryoga. What was going on, she wondered.

"HEEEEY! MISS SAKAKI!"called Chiyo. Sakaki instantly snapped out of it and looked at the crowd still walking down the street. With one last glance at Ryoga, she ran down to join them.


Yukari and Nyamo were enjoying dinner at Ukyo's restaurant. Yukari, as usual, was drunk out of her mind.

"Sooooooooooo..."Yukari said, pouring Amazake over her Okonomiyaki "What school did you get dumped on, eh?"

"Thanks for putting it that way."she said grumpily. "I have been teaching at Daimon High School"she responded "and it can get really chaotic there. This one girl, Ryoko Mitsurugi, gets into a Kendo fight almost every day."she said pulling her tray away from the slowly growing puddle of Amazake. "So, where did you end up going to?"she asked in a friendly voice. Yukari glared at her.

"WHAT!? YOU DON'T KNOW!?"she thundered.

"Why would I know? You didn't know where I went."she said calmly.

"That's because even the principal doesn't know who you are, how are we supposed to know where you went?"she taunted. Nyamo glared at her. Just then, Ukyo came over to them and saw them.

"Hey, you're the new teach at school, aren't you?"she asked Yukari. She looked at Ukyo quickly.

"SAKE! NOW!"she screamed, thrusting her glass at Ukyo. Ukyo looked shaken, but took the glass.

"What school do you work, Yukari?"she asked again. Yukari rolled her eyes.

"Freakin' High School!"she said, Nyamo staring in shock.

"Freakin'... High?"she murmured. Ukyo returned with a pitcher of Sake for the two.

"She's our new teacher at Furinkan High."Ukyo said. She looked at Yukari who seized the pitcher and chugged the whole thing down. "Don't you think you've tipped back enough glasses?"she asked nervously. Just then, Yukari stood up and began to sway back and forth. She began to shout loudly and danced spasticly in place.

"HEY! CUT THAT OUT OR I'M CALLING THE COPS!"Ukyo commanded. Yukari instantly froze and collapsed into Nyamo's arms.

"Yukari, you've really crossed a line this time, y'know?"she said. At this, Yukari looked up with a cheesey grin on her face that Nyamo knew. She felt her front grow wet instantly and she let out a howl of fury as Yukari fell to the ground in a drunken coma, vomit hanging down her mouth.


What's up? Did you like chapter 4? I know you will probably think it's weird, Sakaki having a crush for Ryoga, but I thought it would be kinda cute, seeing that Chiyo has a crush and Sakaki never had one in the show(come to think of it, apart from Kaorin, none of them did... interesting). Anyway, Sorry it took so long. I got Tekken 5 for Christmas and it's really cool. I also got a cool idea for a story after this one, but don't worry, this story is still far from over. Until next time.