Keep It Off-Screen!
Summary: Damien is the new action star and Gerald's cast as the villain of the movie. Modern day Actors!AU
A/N: for telly brat. Good luck, hon!
Gerald swept his gaze across Damien's naked chest and up his strong arms, shackled high above the chestnut brown head. The artfully torn dark green tunic hung loosely from his broad shoulders and drew one's attention to his narrow hips where his black leather pants began. Really, no human being should possess a shoulder-to-waist ratio like that, Gerald mused, meeting his boyfriend's beautiful hazel eyes.
And completely forgot to keep his facial expression evil and threatening.
"CUT!" Jeff, star director and Hollywood's darling of the year, screeched, jumping from his chair and gesturing wildly.
"Gerald," the man then visibly made an effort to calm himself. "You're the villain! You're supposed to hate his guts. You're preparing to cold-bloodedly torture him, for God's sake! Could you please try to look a little less head over heels in love!"
Gerald grinned sunnily. "Um, no?"
Damien broke into laughter.
Jeff facepalmed. "I can't work like this!"
FIN