Hey sorry with the late update Monday, June 16, was my birthday and I have been busy trying to plan a birthday party and fun stuff this summer.. And just for you I made a long chapter.. Aren't I so nice and guess what so are YOU because you know what.?! You are going to review! Yeppers! Go on and hit that review button… pplleaasseeeee! I need some inspiration for this story. So who should be on the boat hmhm mystique? Sabretooth? Riptide? BellaDonna? Who knows! You WONT unless YOU review and tell me who YOU want to "accidentally" be on the cruise.. ..
Disclaimer: Marvels owns it all and I own nothing but these words..
Rogue:" Ah am lovin' this relaxing trip!"
Kitty:"Are you like stupid, look at the title of this story: NOT SO RELAXING VACATION."
Gambit:"yeah, chere I have to admit something is defently going to go wrong."
Kurt: "Stop vorrrying and read the chapter!"
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As the events go through his mind, he really should have said no to Gumbo and not have driven them to the cruise and accepted the offer to come along and chaperon.
"Why did I have to agree to be a "dad" on this damn trip" Growled Logan as he sipped his beer.
"LOGAN?" Said a voice in surprise a couple of bar stools over.
Logan looked over to find the identity of the voice half expecting it to be Kitty or Kurt trying to apologize for "loosing" control back at the cabins, but was surprised to see Ororo walking towards him.
"What are you doing here?"exclaimed Logan as he pushed the bar stool out next to him for her to sit on.
"I came here to have a little fun and Remy said he has an extra ticket so he-" but Storm was cut off from a growl from Logan and"Shoulda known that Cajun had something up his sleeve" Logan mumbled.
"Logan, I have no idea what you're talking about, care to explain?" Storm asked. "Gumbo and the elf decided to surprise Kitty and Stripes on a cruise to relax both of them and Gumbo asked if I wanted to go because he had an extra ticket"
"Well maybe he really did buy extra tickets or he is trying to be nice to you because he knows how much Rogue respects and cares about you. No matter what the circumstances of why and where he got the tickets we should probable enjoy this break from the students at the institute, right?"Storm reasoned.
"If you say so but I ain't gonna put up with no funny business from that Swamp Trash!" Logan growled."LOGAN!" Storm exclaimed
"You should be careful of your wording, no matter what your feelings are for Remy, Rogue cares a lot about him and it would be wise to not to start anything on the start of a 2 week cruise. Where, I might remind you, we are ALL going to be together."
"Well aren't you the voice of reason" Logan said.."Like always"he mumbled.
"Now let's try to have some fun, I have saw some poker tables and a pool table over in the downstairs lounge area. Why don't we check it out?" Storm said as she stood up and motioned him to the elevator and swayed her hips to somehow get him off his mood and have some fun.
"Fine" Logan grumbled swinging his beer, nearly full, down his throat. As Logan joined Storm in the elevator and both seemingly having a good time, but little did they see the bar tenders eyes flash yellow and back to brown again as the elevator closed.
"Roguey" Remy said softly as he tried to hurry Rogue out of the bathroom.
Still no answer.
"C'mon, I want to get to the poker tables before all the moneys run out" Remy wined as he tried to open the door with his lock picks" After 1 hour in the bathroom Remy was getting annoyed with Rogue because she refused to answer him.
"Just wait a cotton pickin' second Swamp Rat!" Rogue shouted as she rushed to open the bathroom door and Remy almost fell over with the sight he saw.
"Mon Deui" He muttered as he stood there with his jaw slightly open.
"Yah just gonna stand there or are you gonna actually wait until I am ready or not, Swamp Rat"Rogue said slightly annoyed.
"Mon cheri, you can wear that if you want to but I don't know about all those girlfriends and wives whose husbands and boyfriends gonna be staring at you" He said as he tried to stifle a laugh. Rogue was wearing,Melrose Push-Up Bra,Remys Christmas gift to Rogue, that raised and made her already amazing chest look bigger and more voluptuous with matching thong on.
"AH AM NOT WEARIN' THIS OUTSIDE THIS CABIN AND CAN YAH PAHLEASE GET KITTEH FROM THE OTHER ROOM, ah uh need her hehlp?!" Rogue exclaimed with frustration.
Remy slowly but surely went to get Kitty and knocked on Kitty and Kurts Cabin.
Knock Knock
Kurt opened the door with only his boxers on and a full six pack and looked confused.
"Hey, vhat do you need?" Kurt said a little breathless.
"Rogue, um, needs Kittehs help something right away." Remy said knowing full well what is going on behind that door.
"She'll be ready in a sec" Kurt said as bamfed into the bathroom and out and again.
"OK" Remy said.
Kitty comes out a little flushed and a worried look on her face."Hey, whats wrong with Rogue"
'I dunno, she been in tha' bathroom for about a' hour or so"
"OK, I'll see whatcha did wrong" Kitty said as they walked into Remy and Rogue's cabin.
"Kitteh!" Rogue yelled as she pulled Kitty into the bathroom and locked the door leaving a very bewildered Remy.
"I don't which damn dress to choose and which shoes to match and then there's make up and uhghghg"Rogue groans as she rambles on.
"Ok so what are we going for?" Kitty asks as she drives straight into the bag Rogue calls her make up bag.
"Um Idk sexy because Remy said he to ask me some questions and he wants to take our relationship to the next level in some ways and I don't really know what the crap he is talking 'bout when he speaks like thaht" Rogue says on she sits by the tub.
"Well let's try this!" Kitty said holding up a skimpy red dress that was dazzled in rhinestones.
"Ah said sexay not a stripper, Kitteh! This is important to me sugar. Ah don't know what he plans to ask me but I want to be ready!" She cried out as she was on her last straw.
"Ook, I get it. You think he might ask you THE QUESTION?! Or maybe want to try something like kinky sex?! Or or or-" but Kitty stopped her rambling when she saw Rogue's face. As If for one last trial in defeat Rouge raised her hand and pointed to the door and Kitty didn't fight her. Kitty knew that talking about stuff like this was something Rogue and her did not do and know she blew it.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to like scare you, you know."
"Ah know shugah, ah understand" Rogue said as she slipped into her silk robe.
"I hope you like have a good time tonight and tell me all about what happens, ok?" Kitty said
Rogue shrugged her shoulders "Sure will sugar, I guess relationships are a whole lot harder than on tv and movies. I just wish he would tell me what this trip really means. Because I know damn well it ain't just a trip to relax or give me and him some alone time… UGH they're has got to be more than meets the eye..."She trailed off not really knowing what to say.
"Just try to you know enjoy the trip ok" Kitty said
Then Kitty ran out of the cabin looking like she had seen and ghost and gave Remy a weird and confused look and mouthed"good luck"and closed the door to they're cabin.
"Ma belle, can ya open the door for this ole' Cajun?" Remy cooed at door to try to coax Rogue into coming out. The door clicked and he opened the door to find rogue on the floor and looking like she was on her last wits end and holding back the tears. Remy had found like this before but she never let him come close enough to let him console her. But she was going show him a side of her that not a lot of people could. And he was going to take full advantage.
"What's wrong ma chere?"
"Ah think I'm doing this wrong.." Rogue shrugged her shoulders and laid her head on Remy's chest and cuddled into him.
"You're doing what wrong?" Remy asked
"ahh" Rogue trailed off not knowing to put this in words
"Please tell me, Anna." Remy pleaded
"THIS!" Rogue yelled as she pulled up arms and pointed to him and back to her again.
"Ah dunno how to act, Ah dunno what to expect from this relationship emotionally or physically.. hehe we have only had sex a couple of times and I dunno how to do that right either" Rogue started to hold back the tears as she was talking to no avail.
"Anna"Remy pleaded to get her to look at him and he took his hand cupped her face and made him face her.
"Ma petite, ya are tryin' the best' ya can with this, but its new territory and a new chapter in your life and in mois" He said as he pulled her into an embrace and rubbed circles on her back.
"hmm" she said feeling a little better.
"Now why don't I order some wine and I'll order in as well and that way you don' have to change and fret and I will be able to see you in that sexy little thing you got on a little longer, non" Remy explained as he reached for the phone.
"Okay" She said in small voice.
As Rogue was about to walk into the bedroom she saw Remy get a huge smile on his face and Rogue gave him a confused look.
"what?"
"You ticklish mon chere?"
"uh uh, don't you dar-" but she was cut off as Remy picked her up over his shoulders and threw her on the bed.
The only things heard down the halls were the laughter and shrieking of Rogue.
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"Vhat was that?" Kurt exclaimed as he walked out of the bathroom.
"Sounded like Remy was successful in changing Rogue's moods" Kitty mumbled
"was" Kurt said with a confused look on his face
"Oh nothing, I'll tell you later but for now you owe me a backrub" Kitty said matter-of-factly
"Ok ok" Kurt said as he bamfed over to the bed and straddled Kitty's back and started to rub.
"Hmm, you know what?" Kitty asked thoroughly enjoying getting the spa treatment.
"was"
"I think we should have invited someone for Logan to hang with or something"
"You are a one crazy kitten"
"No I'm serious, we should of maybe Remy should have invited someone like Storm to come because she is like one of the only people that like Logan can actually stand"
"You think so" Kurt said as he pushed on a sensitive spot on Kitty's shoulder
"hmm yes" Kitty said
"I don't know, I think Storm just puts up with his attitude"
"Yeah maybe baby" Kitty joked and started moan and Kurt's fingers started to travel south on Kitty's body.
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"I WIN" Storm exclaimed
"Fine but that's only because I have drunken a couple of beers and you haven't" Logan groaned
"Oh stop being such a sore loser" Storm said as she punched him in the chest.
"Well I better get my way back to my cabin or I won't get any sleep tonight. It's already 12:00"Logan reasoned
"Oh look whose being the responsible one now" Storm said in a posh tone.
"Whatever" Logan said and walked passed Ororo and into the elevator.
"Hmm" Storm said as the elevator door opened back up
"Ready to play a rematch, are we?" Storm said but as she turned around she was meant with a cold compress to her mouth and started to black out as she inhaled the chemicals.
Please R-R! It would mean ALOT to me.