( Ezra and jellal opens the guild main door)
Jerza: we are back!
Mira: finally you guys are safe
Natsu: did you had a nice honey moon?
Jerza: oi natsu shut up! We went to a mission not a honey moon!
Lucy: so how the mission?
Jerza: well we defeat them as usual!
Lucy: that's great
Natsu: huh! They took ages to finish that brat but If I had that mission I will finish him in two days
Gray: huh! Well I can finish him in one day
*natsu and gray fighing*
Erza: *getting their heads and smash it to each other* well it was really harder than you think! We had some few helpers in blue Pegasus to help us!
Lucy: huh? You guys asked help from that flirters? You should've ask us you know!
Jerza: we didn't ask you because natsu, Lucy and gray were having love problems so you guys need to finish that off before finish the mission we went on.
Natsu & gray: looks like they don't have love problems!
Ezra: we do not!
Mira: guys! Now let them to rest for a while
Jellal: Ezra let's go and have a bath
Everyone: *shock!*
Jerza: *turning around to see other* he didn't mean that way! He'll bath in his bathroom and ill bath in my bathroom!
Everyone: phew!
( Cana is looking for a job in the job board)
Master: oi Cana wanna have a race to finish one barrel of wine?
Cana: wait! I need to warm up! Let me drink one barrel first for a warm up!
Natsu: oi Cana you won't have enough space to drink another barrel then?
Wokaba: she'll always have space to drink wine no matter how many barrels
Cana: true
Master: ok let's started
( Cana and master started to drink a barrel of wine and Cana wins)
Cana: there no point trying to race me! I am always finished first
Later couple of minutes
Cana: your still drinking?
Master: huh! I won!
Cana: how?
Master: U have to drink two barrels!
Cana: *shocked* I never knew that! Cheater!
Master: I told you when ur warming up but your busy drinking
Cana: oh shit!
Everyone: great job master!
Cana: *angry* *stomping away with a barrel*