A/N: Hey you guys! I hope you guys are enjoying this story! I have a new one-shot coming out soon i think about Rosalie and Emmett :)

Lots o' 3 Ro Ho

RPOV

"The King and his men stole the Queen and bound her in her bones yo ho, all hands hoist the coulours high yo ho thieves and beggars never shall we die"

Who the fuck is texting me? I shall murder them safety scissors! It was Alice. Of course.

Hey girly!

Whoa, girly? She only said that when I was sick I continued reading

Hey Girly! How are you? You drank a lot last night! Emmett said he was going to take you home while I stayed out with Jasper. Did you guys fuck? Tell me everything! Kiss kiss Ali-Cat

Wow Ali-cat. I haven't heard that one in a VERY long time! I must have been very drunk. I thought back to last night. I rmember us making out after I had that strawberry drink and I remember in the cab I vomited and then, nothing. I looked down, I gasped.

Im fucking naked! Did we fuck?

I wrapped up toga style and went out to my living area. No one. The curtains were open.

Fucking Fuck! That's bright! My head hurt so fucking bad!

I shut the curtains then went to the kitchen. On the fridge was note.

Hey Rosalie get better! See me when you get up! Love Emmett

I groaned. I probably looked like shit. I went to my mirror. I had circles under my eyes and I needed clothes. I went to my room and put on my sexiest sweats and went to the door. I opened the door and went next door. I knocked. Jasper answered. He had a big smirk on his face when he saw me.

Uh oh, not good. Not good at all

He ushered me inside. The apartment was a typical man cave. He went into a room and said something to someone and Emmett came out. I smiled.

"Hey."

Ew my voice sounds like shit. Did I scream or something a lot last night?

Emmett gave me a hug.

"Hey."

"What did you need?"

He looked down.

"Well I went to the grocery store and um I found this."

He showed me the front of a local tabloid. I gasped, the front cover said;

JEM'S OWNER SHOWING OFF HIS JEWELS

Under it was a picture of the two of us making out on the couch. i looked at Emmett.

"Did you actually um, show off your jewels?"

I laughed nervously. Emmett looked in my eyes. He has deep blue eyes. They looked almost purple-ish.

"No. I don't do that to girls. Take advantage of them, I mean."

I sighed in relief.

"Sorry but that's a relief. I was worried because I don't really remember. Would you mind filling me in after the cab ride?"

He smiled.

"You did drink a lot for your 21st birthday… and those 'panty droppers' are really strong…Well, in the cab I talked to the driver and then brought you upstairs, wedding style, then you mumbled something about going all the way and your keys are in your purse."

I blushed. Whenever I pass out I talk my true feelings out loud. That's how Alice found out many things. He continued.

"I brought you inside and took you to your room. I turned around to look at your painting in your room and I turned around and you were in a sheet standing and said 'Don't I look sexxxyyyy?' I um sat you down in your bed kissed your forehead and left."

I blushed even harder and looked down. Emmett smiled.

"You did though."

Jasper came in.

"Hey sorry to break this up but ah, Marty just called and said the press are on their way to Jem's and hes afraid they're going to cause a riot or something."

Emmett sighed and stood up. I stood up too. I awkwardly put out my hand. Emmett laughed and shook it. Jasper just smiled and shook his head. I went out to the hallway I groaned. It was so bright in the hallway now. Someone turned the lights on. I went into my apartment. It was darker like in Emmett's apartment. He must have closed the curtains. What a sweetie.

Hey hey it's Alice bitch! I'm callin you!

I groaned. It was so loud. I got my phone and answered it.

"Hello?"

"Hey you! How are ya?"
"Like shit."

She laughed.

"Of course you got wasted! I'm surprised you didn't like barf all over that hot guy who was showing you his jewels!"

I rolled my eyes.

"Alice! That's not true! I went to bed!"

"Yeah, with him!"

I rolled my eyes.

There's no use arguing with her.

"Hey I'm going to go die in a hole so bye."

I flipped the phone shut but even that simple noise sounded like a gunshot. I winced and got into my bed. It felt so good to be in it. I rolled over and fell asleep.

A/N: The ringtone btw is from Pirates of the Carribean its the song from Worlds End that the little boy sings in the beginning. Im obssessed with it ;)