Chapter Three: New Hero
As Peter burst into the porta potty he was immediately met with a horrible stench. The teenager looked back to see a construction worker doing his 'thing'.
"Oh God! I-I-I'm very sorr-" The teenager said before he was interrupted by the pissed off worker.
"What the? Get the hell outta here kid! You broke the damn lock!" The angered construction worker said as he began pulling up his pants.
"Uh you know what? I'll just take th-the other potty.." Parker said as he quickly backed away and smiled awkwardly and walked into the other porta potty.
"Damn kids.." the construction worker said as he examined the lock which had broken due to Peter's strength.
Peter began taking his suit out of his bag while removing his clothes. The teenager shook the porta potty a little too hard it had almost fallen. After removing his clothing, he had thrown the clothes into his bag and pulled out his homemade Spider-Man suit he had made in Queens.
The Wall Crawler, Spider-Man had walked out of the porta potty feeling ready for action. He had been waiting for this moment since he had gotten to Royal Woods. As he walked out, he put on his custom-made welding goggles which had the ability to move it's lense to help the Wall Crawler's senses.
"The hell are you?" A construction worker asked as he saw him emerge from the porta potty.
"Oh you'll know soon pal! I'm your friendly neighborhood Sp-" Peter was soon interrupted by a gunshot which came from the same alley the screaming had come from.
"Oh crap, I forgot!" Peter said as he ran and slung a web to the roof looking down the alley.
"Jesus Christ, call the cops! There's gunshots going on and a crazy guy in a red suit!" The construction worker said as he ran and called out to his co-worker.
"Yeah now you know this shit is real! Hand me your damn money you old hag!" The robber said as he pointed the gun straight at her face.
"Give me the damn money! I don't got all day!" The robber said as he moved the gun closer to the elderly woman's head.
"Sir, please! My grandson needs it for medication!" The elderly lady pleaded.
"I don't give a fuck about a dying kid, now hand it over you old hag!" The robber said again as he was losing patience.
The elderly lady then began looking behind the robber in surprise.
"The hell you lookin at la.." The robber said as he turned around and saw a man in red and blue.
"Oh man, that's cold.. including stealing from old ladies. Huge robber cliché." The man in the red and blue suit said.
"The hell are you?! This ain't your damn business, so beat it!" The robber said as he grabbed the old lady and aimed the pistol to her head.
"Oh come on man, don't do that.. Okay, I'll just" The Wall Crawler said before he quickly slung a web at the criminal's pistol and brought it to the hands of the web slinger.
The Web Slinger than destroyed the pistol with his hands due to his enhanced strength.
"Oh hey now, chill man! I'll pay you off if you let me go!" The criminal begged.
"Alright, yeah yeah sure. Go run off!" The Wall Crawler said.
The man ran off but only made it barely as a web had stuck to his back, dragging him back.
"Hehe Get over here!" The Wall Crawler said as he dragged him to a street light.
"No please don't kill me! Please!" The criminal begged once again.
"No no no, I don't kill people, man! Now you're gonna wait in time out before the cops arrive!" The Web Slinger said as he attached the man to the street light.
"Anything, just don't hurt me!" The criminal said the last time.
"Yeah, yeah." The Wall Crawler said as he walked towards the elderly lady.
"Who are you..?" The elderly woman asked.
"Oh, I'm your friendly ne-" The Wall Crawler said before he was interrupted again buy a woman flying over the two.
"Oh come on! Again!?" The wall crawler said.
"Oh great, robbing elderly women. Look kid, I don't know who you are, but you should just go before I literally turn you into a human pretzel." The mysterious woman said as she hovered over the two.
"W-what? Wait? Me? Robbing? I literally beat the robber and put the guy over there!" The Wall Crawler said as he tried to explain the misunderstanding.
"Yeah sure.. Can you explain why there's reports of a lunatic in a red and blue suit on the radio?" The mysterious woman asked.
"W-whoa wait what? I only came out here to save this woman?! Who are you anyways!?" The Wall Crawler said as he was confused with the entire situation.
"How do you not know? Do you like literally live under a rock or something? Ugh I'm The High Card!" The High Card said in a dramatic way.
"Oh you're part of that card group I heard of. Well you definitely don't look like a Queen of Hearts, that's for sure.." The Wall Crawler said as he slightly chucked.
"Oh you're so done you little rascal!" The High Card said as she flew forward towards the Wall Crawler.
As she was flying towards him for a punch, Peter grabbed the old lady as she was about to explain what had happened and dodged the High Card's punch and the superwoman ended up crashing into a brick wall.
The Web Slinger slung his web forward while carrying the lady and placed her down.
"S-Sorry for the little problem, have a good day!" The Spider-Man said as he waved her goodbye and slung a web bringing him towards a roof.
"Whew! She's gone." Peter said as he looked back at the alley while standing on the roof of a building.
As the Wall Crawler turned to face forward, he saw an angered High Card clenching her fists.
"Oh that doesn't look good. Look, can I just go, I gotta be somewh-" The Wall Crawler said as he was punched in the face by the High Card. The punch wasn't very effective against Parker, but he took it as a sign of anger from the woman.
The Wall Crawler recovered quickly and said "Geez, what's with you people and interruptions?"
"Shut it. Look, I don't know who you think you are, but you're dealing with a member of the Full House Gang! I suggest you surrender before I literally break you like a pretzel. Just put down those things on your wrists and go back home, kid." High Card warned.
"No thanks, Hannah Montana. I'd like to keep my inventions with me, but you can look at them if you want!" The Web Slinger said right before shooting a large amount of webs on her face, blinding her.
"Wha- ew! This is so sticky! I'm swear I'm going to literally kill you!" The super-powered woman said as she flew in any direction, trying to find the Spider-Man.
Slightly intimidated by that last sentence, The Wall Crawler said "Well I'll take that as my que to leave. If anyone asks, the name is Spider-Man!" He said before positioning himself for a swing, but he noticed there was someone looking out the window, filming the events.
"Oh hey, you're filming. What's up Royal Woods, I'm your friendly new neighborhood, Spider-Man! Don't mind what happened, just a misunderstanding" The Web Slinger said as he swung on his web across the city.
"Uhh nice message dude! Sick, that dude just beat the High Card! Can't wait till Margaret gets a load of this!" The camera man said as he ran back inside his home.
As for the High Card, she was still blinded. The High Card tried tearing the webbing off, but it wouldn't budge.
"Yuck! What is this goo made of!" She said while still trying to rip the web off.
After a number of tries, she accepted the fact that her strength wasn't enough for the webbing, so she reached down to grab her radio and called for her sister, the " Eleven of Hearts" to help her tear off the webbing.
25 minutes Later…
The High Card was still waiting on the same roof she had been beat on. Every second, she grew impatient. Finally, she heard someone fly by her.
"Leni, is that you?!" Lori asked as she was still blinded and was unable to identify the person in front of her.
"Like yeah, I'm here! What's that nasty stuff on your face?" Leni asked as she tried touching the webs.
"I think this is literally a bunch of webs or something!" Lori responded as she struggled to navigate her way to Leni.
"Webs! No No NO! Icky spiders could be in those!" Leni yelled as she backed away from her sister.
"What? No! Don't be silly! Just get this off me with your laser beams or whatever!" Lori said in annoyance.
"Okay! Go away Spiders!" The Eleven of Hearts (Leni) said as she melted her way through the webs carefully in an attempt to not burn her sister's face.
Soon, the webs melted away and Lori regained her vision. She began looking around for the Web Slinger who had done this to her.
"Lori, like, what happened?" The sister asked.
"Some Spider freak happened! He said he sav-" Lori was interrupted by Leni
"SPIDER! NO NO NO!" Leni freaked out once she heard of a Spider.
"No, Leni! It wasn't literally a Spider! It was some kid!" Lori reassured her sister.
"Oh okay! I was gonna go home and grab the spider repellent!" Leni said.
"Mhm… Well we literally need to get home and tell the others about this guy, he could be bad." Lori said as she began flying over to their home.
"Okay, lets go! I can't wait to see what Dad made!" Leni said in excitement as she followed Lori through the air.
During the flight, Lori was just wondering about the teenager who had just beat her. She couldn't believe a kid beat her and got away with it. At this point, she was determined to find this strange "Spider-Man" and bring him to justice.
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Spider-Man was laying on Gus' Games N' Grub while drinking some soda while scrolling through his phone. It had been nearly 40 minutes after his little fight with the leader of the Full House Gang, the High Card. Peter had actually expected the fight with the leader to be harder, maybe like the boss battles in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga, which is a game Parker loves.
As he was scrolling through his social media, he had noticed a video that had gained over 1 million views and it had only been uploaded around 20-30 minutes ago. As he clicked the video, he noticed something about it, the town. The video proceeded to show a man in a red and blue suit swinging onto a roof being followed by a woman in a white and light blue suit wearing a scarf.
In Parker's mind, he was thinking how this video had gotten viral this fast, but he soon realized that because of the Full House Gang's popularity, everyone in the State would know about them and check updates on them. The video had ended with Spider-Man's message to the camera man. Once the video ended, he scrolled down to see what the viewers thought of this event.
"OMG the High Card got beat up LMAO I hope this spider guy lives up to his word! Man, I hope these people are gonna love me." Peter said as he read the comments out loud.
As he continued scrolling down, a lot of comments were about her being beat for the first time and Spider-Man rising for the top and very few of them threatened Spider-Man for beating their idol.
"Wow, I'm becoming famous already! Can't wait to save more people already!" Parker said in excitement while putting his mask back on and throwing his trash out.
As he climbed back up the roof, a woman shouted in excitement.
"Oh my gosh, you're that Spider-Man! I can't believe you beat the Full House Gang's leader so easily! Can I get a selfie with you, please!?" The girl begged while also being so happy to see this new hero.
"Oh yeah, sure!" The web slinger said as he positioned himself beside the woman in front of the camera.
"Oh my gosh, wait till my friends hear about this! Oh and my name's Carol by the way. Carol Pingrey! Nice meeting you!" Carol said as she walked off in excitement.
"You too uhhh… Carol! Right, Carol!" The Web Slinger said as he began swinging away from the grub.
As Spider-Man was swinging away, he realized he had to make it to his new friend's home down in Franklin Avenue.
Holy fuck, that was some shit. I made that crap on the spot so sorry if it's shit. It may take more time for me to post some content. I got some school work to do so I do this shit on my spare time. I honestly don't fuckin' know what I'm gonna write next but I'll think of some shit fast.