Tornado-Fawkes: Hello everyone and welcome to Golden Sun: 21st Century Rewrite Chapter 3! Please review!
Spleen-Monkie: Please note Becky wrote this during an IT lesson when she should have been doing her work
Tornado-Fawkes: Not my fault, the work does not interest me
Chapter 3 -The War at McDonalds
At Tegan's House
Alex amerged from the shower, a towel wrapped around his waist, hair dripping wet.
'Wow, how do you get your skin so soft?' a voice asked in a innocent tone. Alex wheeled around and saw the Psychotic Fire Adept, otherwise known as Tegan, standing in the doorway of the bathroom. A look of pure innocence of her face.
'Tegan! Alex yelled 'You don't watch people while they are in the shower! Didn't your mother teach you that?'
'But I do Alex, and no my mother didn't teach me that it was wrong to watch people while they were showering' Tegan laughed 'And anyway you didn't answer my question' she pouted 'Your skins so soft...how, how you do that?'
'Actually I moister- Hey SHUT UP!' Alex yelled again 'Now make yourself useful and fetch my robes! Where are they?' he demanded
'In the washing machine' Tegan grinned 'Well after the incident with the milk -'
'WHAT!?' Alex cut over Tegan 'THOSE ROBES WERE STRICTLY DRY CLEAN ONLY!' he shouted at the top of his voice
'Whoops...boy am I bad' Tegan muttered. At that moment Glen walked into the bathroom holding what looked like clothes.
(One and Only begins to play) 'Hey Tegan!' Glen said happily 'I didn't know you had a toddler!' he held the clothes. Alex stood in pure shock...
'My robes!' he screamed (Music stops), he snatched the toddler sized robes from Glen's hands 'Everything is just falling apart! I wake to find myself in the future, I find out that the possible desendants of Issac, Felix and those other idiots who called themselves Adepts are also here and I'm stuck with three pathetic Adepts, one of them being insane, the other an angry psycho with an anger management problem and a girl who watches me shower!' he glared at Tegan, and starting to sob into his robes. At that moment Lex walked into the room.
'Hey, whats going on? I heard screaming and shouting' he asked 'Woah...this isn't good' he added when he saw Alex, they're so-called leader sobbing into his hands. 'What the fuck happened here?'
(Music starts again)'Alex's robes strunk in the wash' Glen said
'Is that it?' Lex said angrily 'What are you five years old?' he asked Alex
'Awww Alex needs a cheer-up hug' Tegan said, she began to walk towards, arms stretched out
'No I don't!' Alex pouted, folding his arms 'You stay away from me!' he stalked into the corner.
'Aw' Glen said, as Tegan walked towards Alex
'Do you want to go to McDonald's?' she asked. Alex shook his head.
'Do you want a Happy Meal?' Tegan asked. Alex shook his head again.
'Do you want to kill Issac's and Felix's desendants?' she continued. Alex nodded and stood up.
'Okay then! Lets go kill us some noobs!' Tegan said darkly 'Lets prepare for battle'
Meanwhile at McDonalds
'They're late' Becky cursed poking at the Happy Meal in front of her
'Well what do you expect? Simon asked looking at Becky 'Remember when we spent New Years at Tegan's house?'
'Don't remind me' Jamie muttered 'They didn't have a clock, but managed somehow to own four TV's and 24 game consoles'
'Why were we even around there for?' Sophie asked 'We're good, they're evil'
'The only reason I went is because there were snacks...ooh lovely snacks' Reiss said 'Mind you the party did kind of suck'
'It was worse than that!' Amy snapped 'We were all locked in the closet for most of the night!'
'Man that closet was spacey' Nikki said. Everyone nodded in agreement.
'Look' Stacey and Kerry said in unison pointing towards the door 'It's them'. Stacey and Kerry were right. They were here. Tegan, Glen, Lex and The Unnamed Hobo were here. They walked through the door and walked over the other group and sitting down on the table opposite them.
'Well well well, look who decided to show up' Jamie said sarcasticaly.
'Glen! Glen! Play the music!' Tegan whispered, whilst looking at the descendants with a smirk on her face. Glen nodded and pulled out a CD player and pressed 'Play'. Immediately The Backstreet Boys 'I Want It That Way' began to play.
'Idiot!' Alex yelled at Glen, smacking him across the head 'I asked for scary evil music! Scary!'
(One and Only begins to play) 'But the Backstreet Boys are evil and scary, their dance moves, their voices, it's like one giant nightmare!' Glen protested. Alex looked ready to kill 'Fine! I'll change it!' (One and Only stops playing and 'Busted - Year 3000' begins to play)
'For crying out loud Glen!' Lex yelled 'Play a god-damn evil song not that crap!'
'What are you talking about?' Glen said in a innocent tone 'You were the one who taped this onto the CD!'
'Well...I...er' Lex stammered, blushing slightly
'Wow Lex I never knew you liked Busted' Tegan smiled, Lex scowled and opened his mouth to say something but was cut off...
'Okay, what do you idiots want?' Jamie asked
'Well I believe that one of your own idiots, has already told you our plans' Tegan said in an superior tone, she pointed to Becky
'Yes she has' Amy said
'Whos the hobo?' Kerry asked staring at Alex
'Hey! I'm not a hobo! My names Alex and I'm a Water Adept thank you very much!' Alex shouted at Kerry, straightening his Stewie Griffen t-shirt (which he had borrowed from Glen)
'He's a Water Adept?' Reiss asked 'Oh brilliant'
'Great, now they have a Adept for each element' Amy muttered
'But we had two of each!' Stacey said
'HA! Take that fools!' Simon said pointing at Tegan, he started to dance.
'So these are the so-called descendants?' Alex questioned Tegan, she nodded. Alex stood up and walked towards Jamie.
'So you are?' he asked
'Jamie, I'm Issac's descendant' Jamie replied
'Issac's descendant...I should have known...I trust you also have the remaining half of the Golden Sun?' Alex questioned. Jamie nodded. Alex walked over to Simon.
'And you I know who your a descendant of...Felix...that long-haired hippy' Alex muttered
'Look mate you just insulted yourself there' Lex said to Alex, who ignored him.
'And you' Alex pointed at Becky 'Your are the descendant of that Piers, the Lemurian idiot'
'Well done you' Becky said 'The point of the Lemurian idiot is completely off though'
'And this two are obvivously desendants of Ivan and Sheba...yes I recognized you immediately' Alex said to Kerry and Stacey 'And you' he pointed to Sophie 'Garet's descendant...I wonder if you will show more intellgience that he ever did' Sophie raised her hand ready to her Psynergy.
'No Sophie!' Reiss said nudging her. Alex turned to Reiss.
'Now you my friend are most difficult...you possess two elements? Clever...but I sense you are not a descendant of the so-called Eight Heroes of Weyard'
'Correct' Reiss said. Alex sneered and walked over to Nikki
'It is easy to see who you are a descendant of...Jenna' Alex shrugged and he walked over to Amy, 'Which leaves...you being Mia's descendant' Amy nodded and glared at Alex.
'Okay down to business' Jamie said 'What do you idiots what, we're wasting precious time speaking with you, we could be at home watching Futurama'
'Yes or possibly YuGiOh' Becky pouted 'If I miss the episode where Kaiba and Yugi duel I'll kill you' she glared at Tegan, Glen,Lex and Alex 'And this time I mean it'
'Actually tonights episode is when Bakura and Yugi duel' Tegan said bluntly
'Bakura!' Becky squealed
'Bloody fangirls' Lex muttered 'They're all the same 'Bakura this Bakura that' 'I love Kaiba' You make me sick'
'I'm sorry if I'm interuptting something, but if you have forgotten we waging war against these...these...fools' Alex yelled over Becky
'Fools?' Reiss asked Alex 'At least my hair isn't as long as a girls' Alex scowled
'Well at least I don't wear pink shoes!' Alex sneered
'And at least we have dress sense' Simon said laughing. Glen stood up.
'That t-shirt cost me £11 pounds from HMV I will not stand and listen to you bad-mouth it!' he walked towards Simon, fist raised, but somehow managed to trip over into Becky.
'Hey watch it!' Becky shouted at Glen, pushing him into a nearby table which collapsed on top of him
'You bitch!' Tegan yelled at Becky 'You hurt Glen, prepare to feel my wrath! DRAGON FUME!' A huge flame in the shape of a dragon appeared from Tegan's hand and hit Becky, who screamed in agony.
'Douse!' Becky shouted and the flames which surrounded her were put out. 'Thats it! This is war!'
'I concur! Prepare to be defeated you psychotic idiots!' Jamie scoffed 'GRAND GAIA!' The ground around Tegan, Alex, Glen and Lex broke to pieces and rose into the air hitting all of them. It then dropped to the ground and Tegan, Glen, Lex and Alex plummented to the ground, Lex got up and raised his hand.
'My turn I think? Hmmmm...RAGNORAK!' A giant blade plumment from the sky and hit Simon head on.
'Bitch...two can play at game' Simon sneered 'QUAKE SPHERE!'
'SPARK PLASMA!'
'DRAGON FUME!'
'MEGACOOL!'
'ICE MISSILE!'
'SHINE PLASMA!'
'DIAMOND BERG!'
'SEARING BEAM!'
'PURE DELUGE!'
'SPARK PLASMA!'
'SEARING BEAM!'
Trying to avoid the oncoming attacks, customers and workers in McDonald's were constantly dodging and running from attacks. The place was now nearly empty. Until...
'Hey...what the?' a person said walking through the door
'It's the Apple-Mac boy!' Tegan yelled
'Get him!' Lex shouted. At once Tegan, Glen and Lex attacked the mysterious figure, with their Psynergy 'DIE! DIE!'
'AGHHHHHH!!!!' The person collapsed to the ground and moved no more.
'Oh my god you just killed Dylan, Tegan!' Sophie shouted at the Fire Adept
'Wow this worse than the time I killed David Tennant...' Tegan muttered
(FLASHBACK)
Tegan was sitting down in McDonald's with Glen and Lex who were both scoffing their faces with chips and burgers.
'Ugh...sometimes you guys are so disgusting' Tegan muttered. She looked towards to door. Wait a minute...that person couldn't be? Could it?
'IT'S DOCTOR WHO!' Tegan yelled in anger, getting up from her seat and rushing to the figure
'Why isn't it one of my fans? Would you like a photograph?' David asked her smiling
'No I bloody don't! Although...' Tegan said. She punched him right in the jaw, and David fell to the ground. Tegan continued to hit and kick him.
'Thats for last weeks episode!' Tegan yelled 'And thats for just being you!' she punched him again...he didn't move.
'Oh no...' Tegan whispered 'Glen! Lex!' she called to her friends, who rushed over to her.
'What is it? This better not keep me, I've left my chips and burger over there, some chavs might come over and...oh god' Lex said, voice trailing off, staring at the body
'Tegan? What the hell have you done?' Glen whispered 'Is that...is that David Tennant?' he asked eyes opened wide
'Was' Tegan said shortly 'Quick get a body bag'
'But-'
'I said get a body bag!'
(END FLASHBACK)
'Tegan! For Mercury's sake pay attention!' Alex yelled 'We're fighting here'
'Oh oh...sorry' Tegan replied 'Hey! Yes you the one with the hair!' she yelled at Reiss, who turned around 'Take this! SEARING BEAM!'
'OWWWWW!' Reiss screamed in pain 'You bitch don't make me come over there!'
'What are you going to do?' Tegan sneered 'Bite my ankles? Stupid midget'
'Nobody but nobody calls me a midget you...you...fangirl' Reiss said 'Feel my wrath! DIAMOND DUST!' Tegan was hit by Reiss's Psynergy attack, throwing her into the air 'Muhahahahaha all fear me the Mighty Reiss!'
'Thats it we're arresting you all' a voice yelled approaching the fighting group
'For what? The worst you can do is arresting us for criminal damage!' Tegan yelled at the police officers 'And half of that was by them!' she pointed to the other group
'Hey! Thats a damn lie and you know it!' Simon yelled back at Tegan
'Quiet all of you! Who is to blame for this' the officer pointed the burnt corpse which was smouldering on the ground. Silence.
'Okay officers cuff them'
'What?' Everyone asked
'This is all your fault Chunk!' Becky shouted
'Chunk?' Stacey asked 'Who the hell are you talking to?'
'Damn it Becky' Tegan snarled 'Quit quoting from YuGiOh Abridged! We'll be sued by LittleKuriboh'
'Ha! I like to see him try!' Becky laughed insanely
One by one all the Adepts were handcuffed and lead to the police cars outside, people watched in amazement as they saw the Heroes descendants being arrested.
'I knew they were up to no good' One person said
'Bloody kids' Another said
'Hey! Go to hell!' Simon yelled
'Yeah go to hell!' Jamie shouted
'Shut up!' The man replied
'I slept with your mother!' Jamie yelled, as he wa forced into the car
'Be quiet!' The one officer said
'Hey...are you Jerry Standing?' Becky asked one officer (who looked like Jerry Standing from New Tricks) whilst climbing into the police car
'No!' he replied shocked 'Whatever gave you that idea?'
'Well...' Becky started 'The stench of cigarettes, the ginger hair'
(30 Minutes Later)
After 30 minutes, the Adepts found themselves being drove to the West Mercia Police Station. All in a bad mood.
'This is bad' Becky muttered 'I'm in deep shit when I get home'
'Same...and my mom was making pizza' Reiss replied
'Those idiots...I can't believe we got arrested' Jamie scowled 'We're defending the world for crying out loud!'
'If only our ancestors could see us now' Kerry said shaking our head 'What would Sheba said'
'She'd probably say something like 'Bloody descendants'' Jamie muttered 'Or something like 'I'm going to kick them in the beanbag''
'If you say that one more time, you will die!' Kerry said angrily
'Hey! Quieten down there' the police officer in the car said. Everyone fell silent.
Tornado-Fawkes: Well that's Chapter 3 updated!
Spleen-Monkie: Complete with YuGiOh Abridged quotes! Read and review!'