~A Few Boring Days Later~

I woke up with a start as an explosion rocked the base, I grab my rifle, leaving my discarded armor on the floor, and and dash out of the room and to the base's roof. I see Grif loafing around the top complaining about something.

"Are we under attack?" I ask genuinely concerned.

"Nope, that was Sarge," he sighed. "He was mucking around with explosives."

"I'll go check on him," I sigh in annoyance.

"Good luck with that." he stated Mockingly. I say nothing as I walked down one of the ramps and towards the front of the base, where I see the sargent with blackened armored from soot.

"Sir, What Happened?" I ask in annoyance.

"Apparently Nitroglycerin, is way too sensitive to being dropped," he said trying, in vain, to dust off his armor.

"Really, I didn't know that," I said sarcastically, while face palming. "So, what were you attempting, Sir?"

"To make enough explosives to blow up the enemy base, then strap it to Grif," He said matter o' factually. "But the first batch exploded prematurely.

"Ok, good luck with that," I say neutrally walking off to the base. I walk into the side entrance and into the cafeteria. I grab a breakfast meal, french toast, sausage, and milk formula, and sit down for a bite to eat, Putting my rifle at my side.

I was Halfway through my french toast when Simmons walks in not wearing his armor.

"Good morning," he says as he grabs a meal not even looking at the one he grabs.

"Is there really a 'morning' here?" I joked.

"Yeah the sun is always up here," he says chuckling.

"You see what Sarge did?" I ask.

"Nope, and I don't want to know," he grumbled. Then we heard a tank shell going whizzing over the base and detonate behind it.

"I don't think that was Sarge," I say before grabbing my rifle and dashing of to my quarters. When I arrived grabbed my armor and start to put it on.

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By the time I had finished, I could here all sorts of radio chatter. I heard someone yell, "They broke the deal," and someone else "Fire Fire Fire."

"Sir, what is going on," I ask while running to the top of the base rifle in hand.

"We made a deal with the other team and they double crossed us," he yelled to be heard over the sound of his shotgun

"When did this happen?" I ask

"yesterday," he sated. "You were passed out in your bunk when it happened.."

"Great," I say sarcastically. I had arrived on the room and was pointing my rifle at brown solider standing next to a tank. Then I hear one of the enemy soldiers, the teal one, shouting something, but it was not an order. only for him to get hit by a rocket that came form another cobalt one almost identical to the leader, on second thought that was the leader but he was also by the blue solider at the same time.

Then a purple, alien looking vehicle comes rushing in to the battle with a purple colored solider driving it. I loose track of him as I hear shouts form our forces. Suddenly I am forced off of the platform by an explosion from behind me.

When I hit the ground My ears were ringing but I could see the purple solider was with the one by the tank dragging him to the portal, and saying something before jumping into it. My hearing started to return to hear a seize fire order. I holster my rifle and walk out to my team, who were discussing what to do with the leader of the other team. I see one soldier just frozen as if it were a robot and was switched off. they were currently mid argument on whether or not this situation was ironic or not.

"Sir, What The Fuck Is Going On?" I ask utterly confused.

"Well we are just planning how to get Your robot back," Bullshited the cobalt one.

"Ok quick question," I say. "You are Church right? and he is Caboose?"

"Yeah no shit", he answered.

"Wow how rude," I mumble. "Anyway what is the plan?"

"Well right now it is just to follow him through the teleporter," answered Simmons

"That seems perfectly reasonable," I put in my two cents.

"But we have to program it to take us to his location," he said before walking off to set it up. meanwhile the argument continued.

[Two_Hours_Later]

"So we all agree that this situation is not totally ironic, the fact that we have to work together is odd in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances." Said church in a calm and unconfrontational tone. "Is everyone happy with that?"

"Yes," Sarge stated

"And I just finished deprogramming our teleporter to take us directly to Lopez and O'Malley's coordinates," Simmons says as he walks away from the teleporter.

"We will leave one member of each team here so that no one can trick any one an take the canyon," Sarge states. "Our man will be Donut."

"We will leave Corporal Croissandwich," Caboose states.

"Caboose," Says Church in an annoyed tone.

"Then we will leave Sheila," He corrected.

"I will stay here as well," I said as I raise my hand slightly. "Since they kind of have to leave their passed out man here as well."

"So we accept the terms?" asked Sarge.

"Yeah," church says hesitantly.

"Yeah, thanks, guys, because, you know, if this is a trick, I'm sure we can her off on our own,"

"Alright, we are doing this one at a time then," Church orders. "You first Sarge."

"Today seems like a good day to teleport," Sarge yells before running to the teleporter. "Geronimo!" He yelled just before he disappeared.

"Paskataway!" Yelled Caboose before disappearing.

"I Just had a weird feeling that we are never going to see this place again," Simmons says thoughtfully.

"And that's a bad thing?" Grif asked.

"Oh, I didn't say weird bad, I just said weird," he said before jumping through.

"Alright, it's Grif, right?" Church asked. "You and I will go through together, ready?"

"After you," Grif said lazily.

"Huh I wonder if I should've told the guys that thing I heard O'Mally say about sabotage when I was in the caves," he wondered aloud.

"YOU HEARD HIM SAY THAT," I yelled. "AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, well let's hope they live, we can't do anything now."

"Uh, hi," Donut said to the tank.

"Stop staring at my treads, buddy," replied the tank angrily.

"Jeez, sorry," replied Donut. I suddenly hear a hissing sound come form the robot while it seamed to squirm a bit.

"Alright you sons of bitches, I'm back. And I've got some-hey-hey, where'd everyone go?" said the robot in the voice of the black suited woman.

"Do I know you?" she asked Donut. "Hey, your that girl that killed me!"

"Uh-oh" was his reply.

"Wait, Your an A.I." I ask in shock.

"Yeah," she says mindlessly "Wait, You were the one that I knocked out, and the one who caught me trying to plant a bomb."

"Yeah I would like to repay you for that," say with a bit of bloodlust. "But since our teams our working together, for now, I will push this off until later." I finish calmly.

"Yeah good Idea," She said.

"I think I will go wake up that teal solider," I say walking away to complete the task. It was going to take awhile to patch this dude up.