"Okay, now I'm going to want to bring some iron stuff for Kyle. Let's see… it might be a good idea to go see Tesmithicate."
Steve went outside to prepare for his adventure. When he stepped outside, he saw Kyle riding on the back of pig with a huge smile of his face. Steve passed Kyle with a look of annoyance. As he walked into the blacksmith's small shop, Kyle continued to frolic about on the back of the pig. Steve walked out of the blacksmith's shop a few minutes later and saw Kyle on the back of the pig, with a serious expression on his face. Kyle rode over to Steve wearing sunglasses, and tried not to snicker.
"Okay…I'm ready to go," Kyle said in between repressed giggles.
"Sure you are. Here, I got you some better armor and a new sword." Steve tossed the sword and armor to Kyle, almost knocking him off of his mounted swine. As Kyle regained his balance, he put his armor on and drew out his sword.
"Hmmm…I shall call it…the Task Master."
Once again, Steve face palmed.
"*Cough cough* Can't…*wheeze*go…*wheeze*on…need*cough*…waaatter…"
"Dude, we just left the village. You ate almost half of their food and drank so much that you had to pee for five minutes straight."
Kyle looked at Steve for a minute and then said, "Oh yeah. I forgot."
Steve walked along Kyle, who was still on his pig, until they reached a mountainous region. "Oh yeah…I remember this place," Steve mentioned, "This was where I built my portal to hell." Steve looked to the top of a small hill and saw his portal frame. He walked up and noticed that there was a block of obsidian missing from the side.
"I think it broke," Kyle stupidly mentioned. Steve looked at Kyle with annoyance.
"HEY WAIT A SEC'! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO NO NO NO NONONONONONOOOOOOOOOoooooooo o…" *thump*
Steve had picked up Kyle's pig, to which he was still saddled, and threw it off of a nearby cliff. Kyle looked up and shook his head. The pig hadn't survived the fall, and all that remained of him were some delicious pork chops. Kyle stood up and saw a strange man in a lab coat and goggles looking at him. He spoke with a robotic tone.
"OMG R U OK?"