I was high when I wrote this, so if it doesn't make sense, now you know.
Espada Adventures- Random Arrancar Time
Nnoitra was happily skipping around Las Noches when his 7'0 height got in the way. He was humming and happy until his spoony head hit a low bar. He flung backwards and face planted the ground. Grimmjow walked by and said "What? You in love with the floor?" and with that, he shook his head and walked away. Nnoitra began to sulk away in tears, for his happy day was ruined. Stupid Bar.
Ulquiorra Cifer. Emo. Not trashy. Cuatro Espada. President of the Aizen fan club. I don't know about you guys, but if that was on Ulquiorra's resume, I'd hire him after reading "Not trashy". Anyways, unto the story. Ulquiorra was staring at a cockroach with his usual emotionless face, when all of a sudden he broke into a spontaneous dance! Ok, no I was just kidding, but that would be funny. He was staring at a cockroach when he randomly ceros it to ashes (do cockroaches even have ashes when they are that small?). Nnoitra walked by; his eyes still wet from crying earlier. He was looking for his special cockroach friend when he heard Ulquiorra talking about cero blasting one. He dropped to his knees, looked up into the sky, and screamed "NOOO! HE WAS SO YOUNG!" And with that, he locked himself in his room and bawled his eyes out. Nnoitra's a strange one. Ulquiorra's a cockroach killer.
Reunited at last. Ulquiorra was sitting around reading the latest addition of "Hueco Mundo's Juicy Secrets" when he heard screeching. He could tell that it was coming from his room because of his echolocation skills. He walked in and looked up to the ceiling. There he saw 2 bats flying around. One of them swooped down and hung upside down from his mask's horn. "Are you my brother?" the bat asked. Oh yeah. Ulquiorra can understand bat language. The Cuatro was a little offended but let his mind wander. What if they were? Ulquiorra used his monotone voice to say "No. I am not one of you trash." The bat frowned and flapped away. Ulquiorra looked down and wondered why Aizen would make him close to such a creature, but he could never argue with his Lord. He reopened his magazine, but couldn't focus on reading. The bats kept tugging on his uniform and mask saying "Fly with us, FLY!". And on that note, Ulquiorra released his Zanpakuto (the second time) and flew away with them into the artificial sunset Aizen made for whenever he needs a friend, while he shouted, "YES! WE ARE BROTHERS!"
Short, but the title is "Bleach Shorts", so yeah. But I'll be making more "Random Arrancar Times" for sure. I just wrote this to update the story xD Hope you enjoyed…