"Welcome to pokemon truth or dare." Pooch said. I was drinking an orange soda. "Our first truths or dares are from MajorelleSapphira. Here are her truths...
MISTY: Do you regret leaving the Cerulean Gym in Cerulean City?
ASH: Where's your father?
HARLEY: Why do you sound like your gay? Do you have a crush on Solidad?
GARY: Have you ever been more attracted to a girl other than Leaf?
her dares...
DAWN: I dare you to challenge Paul to a pokemon battle!
PAUL: I dare you to sing 'little things' by One Direction to Dawn!
MAY: I dare you to eat cotton candy thought out the entire show! Any color is fine.
DREW: I dare you to propose to May for marriage.
LEAF: I dare you to wear a super frilly dress, make-up, and your hair curled though the entire show and ask Gary what he thinks.
BROCK: I dare you to ask Officer Jenny to a date!"
Pooch smiled. They glared.
"WHAT?!" Gary and Leaf yelled.
"Truths!"
Misty sighed, "Nope! I got stronger!"
"Next!"
"Well, Giovanni is my father!" Ash said. Everyone screamed 'What?!' I nodded.
"He actually is Ash's father! He said so in an episode of the Unova series!" I explained. Everyone was shocked.
"Next!"
"A little!" Harley said.
"At least he tells the truth!" Pooch and me said. They nodded and we went on to the next truth.
"My mom!" He said. I looked at him, "What?"
"You're attracted to your mom?"
"No! I mean, I thought you meant closer to any girl other then Leaf! Well...Not really..." He and Leaf blushed.
"Time for dares."
Dawn got up and walked to Paul, "I challenge you to a pokemon battle!" Paul looked at her then burst out laughing.
"He's not doing the dare!" Ash said. I laughed.
"The dare said that she had to challenge him, it didn't say that he had to accept. I mean really, why does every time someone challenges someone to a pokemon battle they expect them to accept."
"I know! That's just stupid!" Pooch said.
"NEXT!"
Paul blushed and started singing, "Your hand fits in mine. Like it's made just for me. But bear this in mind like it was meant to be. And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks. And it all makes sense to me."
"I know you've never loved. The crinkles by your eyes. When you smile. You've never loved. Your stomach or your thighs, The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine. But I'll love them endlessly." Paul sang.
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth. But if I do. It's you. Oh, it's you they add up to.
I'm in love with you. And all these little things."
"You can't go to bed without a cup of tea. And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep. And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep. Though it makes no sense to me." Paul sang.
"I know you've never loved. The sound of your voice on tape.
You never want. To know how much you weigh. You still have to squeeze into your jeans. But you're perfect to me." Paul sang.
"I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth. But if it's true. It's you, It's you they add up to. I'm in love with you. And all these little things. " Paul sang.
"You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you. And you'll never treat yourself right, darling, but I want you to. If I let you know I'm here for you. Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you, oh." Paul sang.
"And I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth 'Cause it's you, Oh, it's you, It's you they add up to And I'm in love with you And all these little things." Paul sang.
"I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth But if it's true It's you, It's you they add up to I'm in love with you And all your little things." Paul sang. Dawn blushed and slapped him.
"PERV!" She grabbed a baseball bat and started to hit him with it.
"OWW!"
"Next!"
I gave pink cotton candy to May. She smiled and ate it.
"Next."
Drew blushed and got on one knee, "May...Will y-you ma-mar-marry me...?" Suddenly, Norman came through the door.
"You will not marry my daughter!" He grabbed Drew and dragged him outside.
"Next." I said looking at my nails.
Bob pulled Leaf into the dressing room.
*Ten minutes later...*
Leaf was weaing a really big, pink dress. Her in pig-tails that were curled and make up was on her face.
Bob talked in a French accent, "An original by sir Bob." Pooch laughed.
"Gary...Do you like it?" Gary laughed. Leaf glared and punched him.
"Next!" Brock said running to the police station. "Officer Jenny...Will you on a date with me?" Suddenly, her husband grabbed Brock and started to beat him up.
"See you next time."