Chapter 4 – A Not Nice, Not Relaxing Day in the Woods

"I have to what?!" I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I couldn't believe what the damn orange lizard brought up in one of many 'conversations' that we have in the storage room.

"You heard me. Be my fluffer." Ricardo was being soooooo very smug.

"A fluffer? What's that?"

"Really, Zorah? You don't know? How do you think my cock is always raring to go before we film the sex scenes?"

Holy shit, don't tell me that…

"A fluffer's job is sucking that thing of yours?!"

Ricardo nodded, being as overconfident as ever.

"I refuse, asshole."

"But you can't refuse this time. Especially after my trainer talked with yours."

"My trainer?! You made a deal with him?!"

"My trainer did. Her and her manager. The disgusting blob happily agreed. Probably got happy at the thought of all that dough he would get."

"In case you hadn't noticed but I'm not his piece of property when it comes to making decisions for those kind of things! I just suck some males off for food!"

"It's no big deal. You'll rewarded with feasts every single night if you go through with this."

"What about protection, huh? That was another reason I sucked some males."

"If you're with me, then I'm all the protection you'll ever need. Like I said, it's no big deal. Any more objections?"

"Yeah. I am not cool with sucking your damned dick! Just because my trainer agreed to it doesn't mean I will! And I don't give a shit of what happens to him!"

"Maybe you don't care what happens to him but what about you?"

"What the frickin' hell are you talking about? What can your trainer and her manager do to a pokemon?"

"They'd release you into the wild. I made some suggestions of where to put you and Star and her manager agreed with me. I'm sure you would be right at home there."

I was hesitant about this. As much as I don't like the idea of having to suck Ricardo, I didn't like this place he has in mind, especially if Ricardo has that seriously smug face on.

"I want a trail," I declared.

"The last I checked," Ricardo said, "you and your trainer are too poor for a lawyer. Star's lawyer, on the other claw, can take you there."

"Not court, dumbass! I mean I want to try out the wilderness for a day. See what that place you picked out for me has in store for me."

"Oh, well, if it's that you want, then I'll more than happy to comply. Meet with me here at the end of the working day and I'll take you there."

"And Bob?"

"You mean Blob?"

"You know who. He's gonna be pissed if I miss acting classes today. I'm gonna need a good excuse."

Ricardo looked surprised. "Acting classes? You go to those in your spare time?"

"Bob's idea. I had my reasons to go through with that."

"I see. Then I'll get Star to make an excuse for you. Still meet me back here when we're both done with work for the day."

"Got it. See ya then."

We both left the room, me some minutes after him, and continued with our work. It was a long day since I was dreading and anticipating the thought of being in the wild for the first time in my life. I was surrounded by and raised by humans ever since I hatched from an egg. Even if I am dreading it more than anticipating it, I would at least try out the wilderness before I have to suck a dick of a dick.

Once the work day has ended, I walked over to the storage room. What excuse Star used sure as hell worked on Bob. He was rushing me, telling me to go meet up with Ricardo and take as long as I needed.

I waited for a while before Ricardo showed up.

"Ready for your trail, blowcheeks?"

"As ready as I'll ever be, smokebreath."

We left the room and the building. When we reached outside, Ricardo stopped me and faced his back to me, looking over his shoulder.

"Climb on. We going to fly there."

I was kind of reluctant to climb on. Ricardo noticed it.

"Come on. It's not like I'm going to drop you and let you fall to your death. You should know why."

Would that why be because I haven't given you a blowjob yet?

Yeah, that's nice. The only reason why I would be saved is because I haven't pleasured him with my maw yet.

Still, I got on Ricardo's back and wrapped my arms around his neck really hard.

"I can't fly if I can't breathe!" Ricardo wheezed.

"Excuse me and my fear of dying from the landing that would come from falling at a very high height. I'm not a flying type pokemon like you. I'm not even a pokemon with levitate ability."

"Just relax, will you? Now off we go!"

Ricardo spread open his wings and flapped them. Soon, we were up in the sky. The view would have been nice if we weren't so high up. I didn't want to tell Ricardo this but I'm kind of scared of heights. So I pressed my face into his neck in order to not look but I made sure to give Ricardo some room to breathe.

Eventually, we landed somewhere. I looked up when I felt Ricardo's feet touch the ground. It was a normal-looking forest; I didn't find anything bad.

I got down from Ricardo, though I swear I felt his claws on my arms as I got off.

"Ok, then, Ricardo. You come back at the end of the day tomorrow and I give you my answer, right?"

"Yeah, that's pretty much it. You sure you don't back out and agree to be my fluffer?"

"No, you double dumbass. See you tomorrow. Fly over the forest to find me."

"Suit yourself, then. I'll be sure to look for you so I can hear you say 'yes'." Then Ricardo flew off in the sky again.

I watched him until I couldn't see him anymore. I noticed Ricardo was flying kind of low. I just shrugged it off and took another look at my surroundings. It looks like a regular old forest to me. I wonder what was so bad about this place that Ricardo thought would make me change my mind?

I was shaken out of my thoughts when I heard rapid patter of footsteps. I turned in the direction of those footsteps with some alarm. There's no friggin' way to tell what could be out here.

Like the huge pokemon stampede heading my way! I jumped out of the way in time but, shit, what the hell was that?

Then I hear some screams in the distance. They sounded kind of weird. It had pain in it but it also sounded like those porn actresses from work. I decide to check it out. It's just to see what the hell those pokemon who almost ran over me was running from. Then I'll run myself once I know what it was.

As I got closer, I smelled something. Man, it was a strong smell. It was even making my nether regions tingle.

I kept myself hidden, crouching in the bushes. I pushed some of it aside for me to peek through and, for the love of my virginity, I wanted to run as soon as I saw what I saw.

There was a Medicham and a Grumpig having their brains fucked right out of their heads. The Grumpig was even being fucked in the mouth. As fast as I could, I ran in the same direction as the crazed group of pokemon from earlier.

Now that I think about it, I noticed the exact same smell when the group of pokemon from earlier that almost ran over me. I think they were all girls. So if I combine together that stimulating smell, the possible fact the group of pokemon that was running like there's no tomorrow are girls, and the fact that the male pokemon are being so fuck-happy…

Oh, shit. Please don't tell me it's what I think it is.

I was running ahead until lightning struck the path in front of me. I was thrown back. I looked up when I fell flat on my back and saw it was a Luxray. I also saw a seriously hard cock popping out when I looked further back. This Luxray smirked as he raised his paw and swung on me. I rolled out of the way in time. I think he was trying to hold me down so he ram that thing in me. I cannot let that happen.

I start running again. That dammed Luxray kept firing his electricity at me. One of those bolts of lightning got me to fall on my belly. I felt a paw press hard against me to the ground. I looked over my shoulder and past my mane. That Luxray was there.

"You're a new face around here," he said, "but, more importantly, you're a new pussy around here. Let's fuck or else I'll zap you to kingdom come."

I thought I was screwed, both figuratively and literally, until I saw frickin' fire burn that Luxray to kingdom come. The scream was blood-curling. It frightened me so much, in fact, only one thought crossed my mind.

Get the shittin' hell away from here!

I was soon able to think more clearly once I got far away from the wildcat that was brunt to a crisp. That didn't mean I didn't have anything to worry about. I got a frickin' fire type after me!

And what the hell was that Luxray doing, anyways, trying to fuck me as soon as he saw me?

I was busy catching my breath and sorting out my thoughts until I heard something swoosh in my direction. Without thinking, I leaned backwards as fast as I could. I saw that I dodged what would have been a very painful Poison Sting attack.

I turned to see who the hell it was that tried to hit me with such a potently poisonous attack. It was a seriously dangerous-looking Nidoking.

"Hey! Wait! I'm not looking for trouble!" I pretty much pleaded for my life with those words.

"If you didn't mean to look for trouble," the Nidoking responded, "then you wouldn't have crossed into my marked territory! That was stupid, by the way."

He fired another Poison Sting that I had to dodge. This might be Wilderness Basics here but pokemon mark territory here? How do they do that? And how the hell would I be able to know?

I was going to ask these questions but the Nidoking got knocked down before I could. I was going to run for it while he was distracted but I caught something with my ears.

"Hey, get off of me! If you wanted her for the mating season, then you can have her! I have my own mate!"

Mating season?!

That was the only thing I could think of while I got myself as far away from the territory defending pokemon as possible. I found a place with nobody around, by the looks of it. I was sorting out my thoughts again while I took the chance to catch more of my breath.

Now it all makes sense. Ricardo dumped me someplace that had a mating season going on! The females would get all horny and, according to males, smell irresistible. As for the males, all the Arceus-dammed pheromones would get to their heads and make them go cukoo!

This is a problem. I haven't gone into my heat yet and I already have some males coming after me. I don't know if this is going to be like how it was in the city.

Whenever I got into heat before, the pokemon would come over, but understood when I told them I wasn't interested. Bob would get so annoying during that, telling me at any and every opportunity to go have sex with some guy. So what I would do is borrow someone's place where I could safely spend my time in heat. I was normally left alone except, sometimes, the pokemon I borrow the place from. I would do a lot more muzzle action than usual but I would still be left untouched. Bob is puzzled by how I don't have any cubs yet but he still lets that continue.

I so obviously don't have that luxury in the woods. I don't know what I'm gonna do about that. I would need time to think of something but time is something I don't have. I need to spend it all surviving in these fuckin' scary woods. Then I won't even have a second when I meet up with Ricardo again.

Well, I just need to spend the rest of the day and see if I have a chance. I'm gonna have to figure out what to do about my heat when I get to it.

Then a rumbling sound behind me shook me out of my thoughts again. I turned around and saw it was a trio of Loudred! And they're looking at me in a veeery creepy way! Holy Arceus, they have eager penises!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" I screeched at the top of my lungs. Especially when I saw fire swirling around those loudspeakers with arms and legs. That fire type pokemon is still after me! I hightailed it out of there like I had twice today already.

That wasn't the last time I ran away from either horny males or the mysterious fire type. No, it happened all day today. There was also several times I accidently wandered into someone's 'marked' territory.

If one knew what I was going through and had any sympathy for me, then they'll probably think it'll be easier for me at night. And they would be so. Fucking. Wrong.

I was even more scared at night than the day. I was up in the trees, not feeling safe at all on the ground at night.

Also, absolutely no one knows this but I get nightmares. Nightmares may not sound like a big deal but, for me, it is. I get so affected by them that everyone claims there's a tormented ghost around our shack. The people who are more likely to use logic believe it's just frequent fighting between the street pokemon.

Whatever works for them. I just know they'll complain if they knew it was actually coming from a Zoroark who's been through enough stuff to have bad dreams about. I might even get kicked out of the city. That's why I usually use my illusions to hide myself whenever someone investigates. I kick, punch, and stuff whenever I have my kind of nightmares, too, so someone who checks out the area usually doesn't come back again for a second time.

I actually don't have any knowledge of what happens when I have my nightmares. I just know that I have them. So I found out listening to the people and pokemon in the surrounding area. There was even a newspaper article or two about it, me being able to read since I can write.

Since I remember what I read in the newspaper, I'm hesitant to fall asleep. If I really do make all of those wails and screams of anguish, then every single male pokemon in this forest will be able to hear me. They're already sniffing me out, which is a huge reason how I encountered a lot of horny guys the entire day today.

In the end, I pretty much had a sleepless night that night.

It did not serve me well the next following day. I was kind of cranky due to the lack of sleep. Hell, I was cursing everything in my head. I won't get into detail of that.

I was made even more cranky during a fight over food with a girl Luxio. I was zapped so much. The one time I could have welcomed the mysterious fire type, too. I got away with a couple of apples but I was still hungry.

I decide to find someplace high where I can wait for Ricardo to show up. I'll be able to see him coming, too. I was aiming to do exactly that when I saw sunlight poking through the trees.

Of course, something just had to stop me.

"Halt! Or else!"

I looked around first to see if there anybody else that voice could be referring to. Once I saw there wasn't, I turned to see who it was that told me to halt.

I saw a Shiftry with a Persian on one side and a Granbull on the other.

"What do you three want?" I asked. I hoped it didn't sound hostile cause the last thing I need, judging by the looks of their eyes, was more males approaching me with hard-ons.

"It's the mating season," the Shiftry answered. "It should be clear as to what we want."

"We heard about an unusual female pokemon having recently moved into the forest," the Granbull interjected. "It will be really something pounding your pussy."

The Persian warned me, "If you don't want to feel much pain, then raise your rump and let us hump it."

You assholes!

I obviously didn't say it out loud. If I did, then they might fuck me in my asshole.

Mere maw suction isn't going to cut it with these guys. And I am not one to just offer myself to anybody. So that means there was only one solution left for me.

And that was to fuckin' hightail it out of here like I did many times yesterday. As predicted, I hear running footsteps behind me.

There were a couple of close calls, mostly when those guys use long ranged attacks to try and stop me. Nonetheless, I managed to stay ahead of them and not get caught.

But I knew I couldn't keep this up. I didn't eat a lot. I didn't sleep a lot. And all of this paranoia isn't helping me at all. The only thing I was thinking was to run for the sake of my vagina and ass.

That was why I nearly feel off of the side of a waterfall. I looked behind me to see those three guys still chasing me. They liked to see that I was trapped. I could run to the side that doesn't have the waterfall, I guess, but that might be less distance to run. Plus, the waterfall side kind of looked perilous.

Okay, I gotta think here. What's more important? My life or my virginity? I know these horny males just care about reliving themselves, not how to treat a female properly. I could get scarred in the head. Although, my body would get scarred, if I live, should I choose to jump over the steep incline.

Those guys were slowly closing in on me. I took another look at the waterfall again. I noticed a big branch right in the middle of the waterfall! If I could just grab it, it would slow down my fall. Meaning that I might not necessarily die.

Naturally, I leaped at that chance, once again, both figuratively and literally. I'm sure that the pokemon chasing me weren't expecting me to do that.

I caught the branch just like I was hoping. The branch didn't break just like I was hoping. I looked at the guys above me, hoping they'll give up and leave me alone.

"What now?" the Granbull asked.

The Persian replied, "I don't think she'll let go of that branch just yet. We just have to get down to the sides of the river near this stubborn bitch and Shiftry can get her down with his powerful, leafy fans."

"Then we can all fuck her! Good plan!" that Shiftry agreed.

Those three took off, without a doubt going through with their plan. I guess I ran out of hope to latch onto.

The only thing I can do now to save myself would be to let go of the branch before they get here. Chances are I'll be severely hurt. Even though my fall is shortened, it's still quite a drop. There's no sharp rocks or anything – thank Arceus! – but that doesn't mean I'll get out of this injury-free.

I spent some time thinking this over until I heard unexpected laughter. I think I know who's laughing…

I looked up and saw Ricardo flapping down to my height. Of course it was Ricardo. Who else would it be?

"I thought it was going to be later in the day before we meet up again," I said, hopefully taking some of the humiliation off of me.

"Yeah, it was, but we had the morning off. The director found dozens of things needed for the set and filming were ruined. He's able to replace it all but it would take him all morning. I thought I would be doing you a favor by checking up on you early."

"Well, that's nice of you."

"You know what else would be nice? Your answer to the contract that blob of your trainer signed. Is it yes or no?"

Damn. Damn it all. I hate this. I can't avoid it anymore. Sucking Ricardo's cock will prove to me the more luxurious life than living out here in the woods, particularly during the mating season.

I was cursing at what I just admitted so very hard in my head.

I don't like it but I really am not suitable to be a wild pokemon. A street pokemon, at most, but not wild. That means I have no choice but…

"Fine. Yes, I'll be your stinkin' fluffer. Just get me the heck out of here."

I simply hated Ricardo's face and smile at that moment with a passion that burned with even more intensity than his tail.

Ricardo plucked me from the branch like a flower and put me over his shoulder. He then began to fly far, far away from this hell with a sea of sperm.

I heard angry shouts a few seconds after Ricardo started to fly away. I saw it was the Granbull, Persian, and Shiftry who wanted to ram in me as if they had a right to. Well, now they're just gonna have to fuck each other.

We were getting higher and higher into the sky. I closed my eyes and tried gripping onto whatever of Ricardo's skin I could seize in my paws.

"How many times do I have to tell you to relax? I'm not going to let you fall."

It so as hell didn't matter how many times he said that. I am not going to relax any time soon. I was like this for the whole ride. After a while during the ride, Ricardo spoke up.

"Hey. Zorah. Got something important to tell you."

"What would that be? And can't it wait until we get to the ground?"

"Maybe it can but I don't want to."

"You're so troublesome. But go ahead and shoot."

"You're going to be my personal fluffer. That means you'll be the only one who sucks me to get me ready for the sex scenes. There shouldn't be any hesitation or evasion from you because it's going to be your job."

"Wait, what?! You never anything about being a personal-"

"And if you refuse, then you'll be sent back to that forest. If memory serves correctly, the mating season will continue for, more or less, another week."

That sure shut me up, except for a quiet 'fine'. The rest of the way back was quiet, too. The only sounds were the flapping of Ricardo's wings and the wind swooshing through my ears.

We landed when we reached the building. It looked like that not many people or pokemon were there yet. Ricardo let me down from his shoulder but lifted my head with his claw under my chin.

"Better do your maw stretching exercises because you start today. You got that?"

I narrowed my eyes at him. "Got it," I answered through gritted teeth.

"You don't have anything to worry about. You'll get that food and protection as promised. All you have to do is blow, blowcheeks."

I watched Ricardo enter the studio, leaving me with this raging migraine he failed to quell. The flaming-tailed bastard.

Still, I'm aware of what I got myself into when I agreed. There's just no way I could make it in those woods when I'm just a beginner. That's especially true during the mating season. It would have been much worse during my heat, too. Additionally, sleeping would have been a problem for me if I was out in the wild at, for certain, any time of the year.

Regardless of everything I'm feeling right now, I entered the studio. My maw's going to have a humongous-sized, week-long workout.