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" Right then, " The doctor suddenly replied as he seemingly jumped with joy, " To the TARDIS " This gave Sec a jolt, this was every dalek scientist's dream, the Doctor pressed his sonic screwdriver, and the blue box appeared, Sec quivered in anticipation, as Martha grinned and replied " Come on, it's beautiful " Before grabbing his hand and leading him inside.

Sec's eye widened, and his heart started working triple time, the time machine was organic ! As if the pillars were boughs of an ancient tree, or living stone that only grows on the planet Keolay, it was truly a work of art, and the whirrings of the machine sounded like a beast, a thing of great power, seemingly purring kindly.

For a while he just stood there, rooted to the spot, his eyes darting about the only sign he wasn't having a panic attack, but he was hyperventilating, Martha sighed, leading him over to a bright pink beanbag she had smuggled into the TARDIS about a week ago, the Doctor had tried to throw it out, muttering nonsense about ' Domestics ' but he was promptly electrocuted as he came to the door, the TARDIS had spoken, figuritively speaking. It had also ruined his hair...badly.

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" It's ok Sec, just breath with this over your mouth, " Martha said in a soothing voice, handing him a paper bag, which had a logo that was all too familliar, two golden arches, the Doctor glared at Martha, and she burst out laughing.

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As Sec started breathing calmly, he noticed he was still grasping the female's hand, he abruptibly, let go, " Sorry " He replied, " Aaaw Martha, Sec's going soft " The Doctor teased, Sec laughed, and replied " Or maybe your expectations aren't what you thought they were, Doctor " They Doctor looked thoughtful for a moment, before replying " Well, I wasn't expecting that."

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After a while, things eventually settled down, Martha had managed to drag the duo of aliens into the film room, where she promply put on Starwars, but she wished she hadn't, either of them would point out innacurracies, about every five minutes " Why does the slug look like a puppet ? " Or " Why does the droid speak it's mind? " Martha sighed, but the film grew slightly better when Ewan Mcgregor came on, then Martha was lost to the world.

The film eventually finished, with Sec wondering why the films weren't filmed in chronological order, the Doctor asleep, and Martha shoving the disk of Dirty Dancing in the DVD player .

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The Doctor promptly woke up when he heard the song of " Big girls don't cry " On Dirty Dancing, to him and Sec it sounded like cat's dying, but Martha was humming along to it, leaning on her hands, eyes transfixed on the film, particularly Patrick Swayze. To the two males, the film went on and on, it was now to the part after Baby had performed her first dance on the stage, and her and Johnny were in the car, Baby in the back, getting changed, while Johnny's eyes lingered on the mirror above him, Martha laughed, turning to Sec and saying " Remind you of anyone? " Sec felt cold horror, as the timelord and the companion gave evil smirks.

"...No " He replied, not meeting their eyes, the Doctor turn towards Martha, a large grin plastered on his face " What did he do? " Martha pointed down her morbid purple teddy pyjammas and said " He looked at my boobs " The Doctor burst out laughing, and couldn't stop for another five minutes, all that could be heard was " OMIGOD...your face...bloody priceless. "

Sec too had cracked a smile, although blushing, avoiding everyones eyes, the Doctor then sat up, his face bright red and tears running down his face and asked, with his lip quivering " How big were they ? " Both the aliens then began to chuckle, until their laughter flooded out, like a mighty river over it's banks.

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After they had calmed down, the Doctor had chosen to watch Lord of the Rings, insisting it was his turn, saying that Sec chose Dirty Dancing, which was of course, untrue, but he just wanted to watch it, saying they were his DVD's so he could do whatever he wanted with them.

After a while, Martha began sinking lower into the couch, and emitted snuffling snores, she was splayed all over Sec, her head leaning on his shoulder, arm looped with his, the Doctor smiled to himself, he wasn't the victim of the drool anymore.

A/N Thanks to Mad-Hatter-Lcarol and Dalek Avion for the reviews so far,I did two chapters because I'm feeling generous, review for more, and you can help me with idea's about where they should all go! I will try and incude them into the plot.