DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANYTHING ELSE! JUST HARRIET!

A.N. sorry that it took so long to get this chappie up! I've had a busy couple of weeks, and have been on the phone too much (thomas) to really type (thomas's fault)

On the way back up to the Castle, Lily spent itlecturing Harriet.

"Listen, he's a pervert, and you really just don't want to spend time with him! He'll take all your ackers and just be completely horrid!" Lily said, but to no avail. Harriet just gave her an icy stare.

"And how was your date? You weren't too much of an aggro were you?" Harriet asked simply.

Lily, on the other hand, turned simply furious. "I am not an aggro, and it wasn't a date! James is all mouth and no trousers!" Harriet simply stuck her tongue out at Lily, turn around, and ran. Lily followed after, completely furious.

Meanwhile, the guys were walking towards the school.

"So how were your dates?" Remus inquired with a smirk on his face.

Sirius shrugged. "Having that being my second date leaves me with not much to compare it with. It was fun though."

James on the other hand was flushed, and mad. "If she'd just get the chance to know me, then she would know that I'm not an egomaniac about Quidditch!" Remus and Sirius looked at each other and started laughing.

"Yes...yes you are you asshole!" Sirius said, when suddenly Remus stopped. He turned around, and stopped.

James waved his hand accross Moony's face. "Dude, are you ok?" Remus made a sound like a strangled cat, and turned around.

"No frickin way," He said. Sirius saw what Moony was looking at. It was his ex-girlfriend from the end of their third-year. And she was making out with the Head Boy.

"Moony, walk away. Walk away," James said. "She was a bitch, and she doesn't deserve a werewolf."

Moony didn't seem to hear any of this, and proceeded to the castle.

Sirius, Peter, and James looked at each other, and followed suit. About half-way up to the castle, Moony was sideswiped by a bicycle.

"FUCK!" was the yell that came from the owner of the bicyle, now lying on the ground next to Remus. "Oh, shit! I'm late aren' I? Always 'appens, in NYC one sec, then the next second you er already a week late for school. You're a'right aren't you?" The figure said in a rushed voice, a slight cockney accent flirting in and out.

"Yeah," Remus said, getting up. The person on the ground was still laying there, face down, her dirty blonde hair flailing out in all directions. "Shouldn't you get up?" he asked, cradling his wrist; he had fallen on it.

"No, I'm quite happy sitting here, immobilized on the ground, with my face in the dirt," the girl said turning over.

If you were there, you could have heard the jaws drop. Underneath the school robes she was wearing open, she was wearing a tight green t-shirt, and giant bell-bottom pants.

"You're Remus Lupin, aren't you?" she asked once she had gotten up. "'Liza Cordial. Ravenclaw." For a minute, Remus simply stood there, speechless. When he finally spoke, a sputtering noise came out instead of words.

"Funny bloke, aren' you?" Eliza said, smiling. She grabbed a lock of Remus's hair,and pulled it forward, as though inspecting it. "You see? Thi' sage-ish colour is what I'm going for. Hmm. Bye then!" She got up, got her bike, and started riding towards the Castle.

Sirius gave a low whistle. "Wow, now Moony's got a girl after him! A hot one at that," Sirius said, elbowing Remus in the side.

Ackers is a british term for money.

All mouth and no trousers is another British slang term meaning all talk, and no support. R&R!