"How To Spend Your Summer; The PoT Way"
{Oh yays!! The epilogue is here!! Haha! Fooled you guys! Well, I decided to finish this story since, well, summer really is over here in the Philippines (why did it rain so quickly?). So, here is Miaki's special tribute to her awesome readers!!! *confetti shoots* tad ah!!! Now, enjoy this epilogue while I write my other story!!}
Pairings: NiouEiji (okay, I just have to put that there XD)
Warnings: Crack and crack!!! Yays!!!
DISCLAIMER: PoT is not mine. It belongs to Takeshi Konomi ONLY. So, don't sue me for this!!
At last. After three months checking the other schools, we now conclude our theory with one thing. Everyone is insane. Clearly, this summer, it not only portrait their crackiness, it also portrait their insanity. Well, that's it for our theory and now, on with the exciting three part school epilogue and all together epilogue. In addition, I would lastly need to remind you that everyone is insane so proceed with caution!
~How To End Your Summer; The Seigaku Way~
**~The Main Rule, Give Your Teammates a Welcome Back Surprise~**
Well, after Seigaku ended the madness (except for Oishi of course) Seigaku was back to school with all their regular classes going. However, noone on the team had expected a surprise for the regulars. As the regulars were nearing the courts, Eiji couldn't help but stare at Fuji's constant grinning. The grin is telling Eiji that something bad will happen at the clubroom. Yay for latter intuition! As I was saying, the regulars were now at the courts (which were two times more people then the usual). What caught the regular's attention was the pictures that were posted in their respective lockers.
In Tezuka's locker, a picture of him and Atobe together. Making out.
Inui's locker was a picture of him and Yanagi. Making out.
In Fuji's locker was a picture of him and Yukimura. Talking.
In Kikumaru's locker was a picture of him and Niou. Making out.
In Echizen and Momo's locker was a picture of them. Making out.
In Kaidoh and Taka's locker was a picture of them. Making out.
In Oishi's locker was a picture of him running without his underwear. Literally.
Everyone twitched at the pictures and looked straight towards the source. Fuji Syuusuke of course. Tezuka just excused himself from practice and told them that he needs to go home to buy more aspirins. Oishi randomly ran and screamed again. Eiji was still staring at the picture and so does the rest.
One thing's for sure, never. EVER. Mess with the sadistic tensai of Seigaku.
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~How To End Your Summer; The Hyoutei Way~
**~The Main Rule, Pretending to be innocent is a good thing~**
Shishido and Mukahi groaned in their minds. Again. It's the 5,455th time that Ootori and Jirou had asked what do those 'sounds' mean. For once, Shishido had regret that he was NOT being ignored and actually mentioned. But, every good thing has it's own price right?
"So, do you know what it means Shishido-san?", Ootori gave his innocent smile and stared at his doubles partner. Mukahi on the other hand had a hell of a time handling Jirou until he fell asleep. For once having a heavy sleeper like Jirou could be a lifesaver.
"Ore-sama demands you two to stop asking!", Atobe had finally cracked after hearing those sounds. It's not that he's turned on or something like that (Okay, he is turned on when Jirou makes those whimpering sounds. That's all).
"But, Atobe-san! I have the right to know right?", Ootori was putting on his most determined look. Then, hell broke loose.
"Kei-chan!! Tell us already!", Jirou finished his daily 5 hour sleep routine. Oh gawd!!
"We'll tell you when your older.", everyone but Hiyoshi said that. If your going to ask where is Hiyoshi, he is still at the pool full of ice cream, swimming in it along with Kabaji.
As everyone else goes home…
"Ne, Cho-chan, do you think we over-did it? I think Atobe just developed a migraine.", Jirou had a smirk in his face. A very innocent smirk.
"Looks like I have to apologize after all.", Choutarou scratched his hair and smiled innocently. It's not like he is THAT innocent. After all, he IS a second year and Jirou IS a third-year. They are both aware what IT meant. They are not THAT innocent. Well, blame the egoistical captain that is somewhat gay.
So, in the end, Atobe had a migraine, Oshitari was reading a new novel that was recently published and a hit breaking one, Jirou and Choutarou were NOT as innocent as they think, Hiyoshi was still in the pool (it took them 8 DS'S in different colors to convince him to get out), Kabaji had mastered the art of blending in, Shishido and Gakuto were still debating on what shampoo does Atobe use and everyone was satisfy with their roles in this story.
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~How To End Your Summer; The Rikkaidai Way~
**~The Main Rule, Playing Dating Sims Will NOT make you an exclusive Yanagi/Inui/Mizuki~**
"Niou-senpai! Yukimura-buchou is asking Sanada-fuku-buchou out!!", Kirihara pointed out to Rikkaidai's trickster. Oh the joy.
"How the heck did Yukimura found out what are my girl types?!", Marui exclaimed as he rants on and on. And no, he doesn't nag. He rants :)
"…", Niou is pretty speechless on what the captain did. Well, lets say, after he talked with Niou, Niou wouldn't dare to pull a prank on Yukimura for the rest of the school year.
"How. Can. Yukimura. Defeat. My. Data. First. Sadaharu. Now. Yukimura. I'm. Loosing. My. Sanity.", Yanagi mumbled on as if he was that guy from Fudoumine.
"Ahh …", Sanada is twitching. By this scene, Niou should be laughing right now just like Marui, but since Yukimura 'DID' something to him, he just smirked.
Again, another normal day at Rikkaidai considering the fact that Yukimura and Sanada are going on a date this weekend and Jackal is still dead. Yagyuu on the other hand, had took therapy sessions while Yanagi is still mumbling. Niou and Marui are chatting while Akaya was well, being random.
Oh, and this authoress did not make sense what so ever.
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~How To End Your Summer; The PoT Way~
**~Go out and Have a friendly picnic with your rival schools~**
After this, Seigaku, Hyoutei and Rikkaidai had scheduled a picnic and went over the park. However, things are still far from ORDINARY.
"So, what did you guys did this summer?", Marui asked Eiji as Marui, Niou, Choutarou, Jirou, Eiji and Fuji sat on the grass.
"Hmm, I just did some Photoshop-ing on some pictures~nya", Eiji replied with a sheepish grin.
"Maa, did some 'WORK'.", Fuji has an evil aura forming around him.
"We did some awesome stuff with Atobe-buchou.", Choutarou replied. Jirou snored. Typical.
"By the way, I did some research in the internet as well.", Fuji smiled as he shows the others a picture of Eiji and Niou. Kissing.
"…", was the duo's response.
"Oh god! Let me get a copy!", Marui was sure going to get the trickster back now.
"Heh, remember what I said about 'Photoshop-ing'? Well, I did my own~nya", He showed each and everyone's copies with their own partner including Fuji and Marui. How, I do not know.
"Saa, don't worry Eiji, it's not like I'm the one who did this.", Fuji smiled his 'Oh-you-did-not' smile.
"Nya Fuji, but, I WONT spread this.", Eiji backfired with a 'Pay-back' smile.
The following scene will be cut due to overuse of bleeping sounds, too much use of deadly moves that somehow defied all laws of the universe, a crowd cheering, a naked middle-school student randomly running and a Captain and Vice-captain arguing who would be the girl. Instead, enjoy this lovely message made by this authoress.
~OWARI~
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~OMAKE~
"… You know, I wonder who the hell made this stupid guide in the first place?", Mukahi asked as he stares carefully at his laptop.
"tch, must be some stupid, random, author who had nothing better to do.", Kirihara answered with a bored look.
"Hmm, this author bashed the fourth wall to tiny bits on her last chapter.", Oshitari adjusted his glasses.
"Saa, well, let's just hope that this author has did everything what he or she wanted to do for his or her entire life.", Fuji opened his eyes and revealed his azure blue orbs.
"Not to mention, her last chapter didn't make sense AT ALL.", Niou looked at the screen as well.
"But who cares. She must be some sort of weird Yaoi fan girl who loves bashing the fourth wall.", Shishido went out as well as the others.
Meanwhile in the real world, a girl in her teen period started PMS-ing at her screen, swearing the charas completely in 3 different languages.
THE END… FOR REAL :)
{Yosh!! The epilogue is here!! Although, sorry if it is not as funny as the series it self. I lost my touch!!! *gasp* Anyway, thanks for sticking with me through this series!!! Don't forget to R&R! ~Miaki}