CHAPTER 4:
Mega set me down to my feet, as I stood up, kind of awkward but still.
At least I can stand! I thought.
I looked around to see everybody.
"Wow." I said.
The only way that I reacted to the others was with a blank, skeptical, face. Basically just nothing. I stood there like a poker face dude, having no reaction sparking at all.
I shook my head as I limped in a weird way to the exit of the medical wing. The door was already opened as I kept on limping to the main part of the TARDIS. "Ow ow ow ow ow." I muttered to myself with every step, as it was getting worse and worse, and I ended up staggering to the console, leaning and falling over the console.
"Aw nuts!" I was laying down on the floor, it was the next thing I knew.
Daniel ran over to me to pick me up. As he looked to General, he was holding a cake in his hands.
"Gen! What is that?" He ran over to Gen with me still in his arms.
"Eh, a cake, I just want to celebrate our friendship against Communism." General smiled, looking down at the cake.
The writing on the cake said: "Friends against Communism! Fight with us strong!"
"Oh uh... Nice cake...?" I pointed to the cake while in Daniel's arms. The cake was pretty strange though, as it had a picture of stick figures shooting with a sniper at a sign that said; "Communism 4 life."
"So you're against Communism..?" I asked General, waiting for a response.
"Mhm." He responded. "Communism is a terrible terrible thing. And it sucks too. It deserves to end in a brutal way." There was a light angry tone in his voice, his eyes gleaming in anger as well.
"Okay then..." I turned my head to look up to Daniel, he seemed as if he really enjoyed the cake, even though it had a strange topic written on it.
"I think there's another topic in that cake other than Communism, maybe it's to celebrate our friendship as well. Cause the cake said something about friends." Daniel ranted as he looked straight at me. "Do you agree with me?" He concluded.
I weakly nodded.
"Okay, I got us a slice. We can eat it together, and maybe uh, taste it off of each others' mouths?" A blush spread on his face as he grinned, a naughty grin alright.
A blush spread on my face too, but I was crazed to be honest as I began to yell out. "What do you even MEAN by saying THAT?!" Is he nuts or what? He's such a pervert! I thought.
"Well, what I meant to say was that we could French kiss while we had the cake in our mouths..." Daniel replied.
"What's a French kiss?" I asked.
"Well... A French kiss is when two people kiss and it gets pretty sloppy, actually, not pretty sloppy. Very sloppy." He explained.
"What do you mean by sloppy?" I asked him again, I still honestly didn't get the meaning of sloppy with a French kiss.
"By sloppy I mean people literally touch tongues with each other and it gets dirty, very dirty. And they do stuff with their tongues, don't ask." He stopped explaining at last.
"Okay...?" I looked at him in an unsure way. "I want some cake... Can we eat now?" I looked to him.
He nodded, as he began eating one of the cake slices he had.
I looked at him, but the idea of sharing food made me cringe, so I just got up and walked to General.
"Hey General, can I have a slice of your anti-communism cake? Please?" I asked him politely as my eyes widened.
"Sure, cake is here for everybody, not to get wasted. This cake is very special, and do not speak about Charlie Charlie." Dino stated.
"Okay, thanks." I took the slice of cake on the plate with the plastic fork and walked to Daniel and sat beside him.
I picked up the fork in a strange but better way than before, stabbed at the cake with it, piercing a piece of the slice, as I raised the fork to my mouth and ate the piece of cake.
"This really tastes good." I smiled as I leaned on Daniel's shoulder.
"Uhhh... Cutie? You're leaning on me..."
"Oh, I am. Wait what?!" I looked to notice that I was indeed leaning on him, and I stopped as I laid my eyes on the sight.
"Heh, sorry..." A blush spread on my face when I turned to him to apologize.
"It's okay..." He said. "Now eat your cake."
"Okay." I responded with one word as I continued to eat at the cake again.
