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Why yes, it did take me a long time to update.....a VERY long time. My bad. I'm in my final year of school and I don't have much free time. Still, that doesn't give me the right to be a nasty piece of work so I'm sorry for taking so long. (Well, technically I don't HAVE to update, I just feel rude for not doing so.)
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"... due to fluctuations....DNA structure......blood samples... the creature appears to be a female of unknown origin. More tests will be needed. I would suggest exposure to high levels of radiation. Of course I would need your approval." The Doctor droned on and on, which may explain why Private Bury had managed to fall asleep against his beloved monitor.
Doctor Goodwinkle had been put in charge of examining the subject. Since the capture of the creature late Wednesday night, he had only been allowed to take a blood sample and observe the strange blue-furred beast. Yet in the following two days he had somehow managed to collect enough information that it enabled him to educate the General on the nature of the creature for over an hour. The mention of needing permission to do something roused General Cadd from his techno-babble induced stupor.
"More tests..... hmmmm... yes! Permission granted. A good dose of radiation will certainly tell us more about the subject." he proclaimed, not letting the doctor know that he had no idea what exposure to radiation could possibly tell them about the beast. It was just something that Doctor Goodwinkle did. According to Doctor Goodwinkle, very important information could be found by exposing organisms to radiation. Namely whether they have resistance to it or not. Unfortunately the latter tended to die painful deaths but it is all in the interest of science so that cannot be held against the good doctor.
Now that he had received the General's approval for radiation testing, Dr Goodwinkle retreated into the bowels of the Closet, back to his newest test subject.
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white...white....white....white...
If she wasn't so tired, hungry and scared, Puar would of been bored with her surroundings as she huddled in a corner. It was a completely white room. The floor, walls and ceiling were all covered in white tiles. She had no idea how they got her into the room in the first place. The last thing she could remember was a net being thrown over her, a sharp pain, perhaps a needle, then darkness.
Even the frickin' grout is white..... someone call an interior decorator, it's an emergency...
Suddenly there was a humming noise and a funny feeling came over the tiny blue feline. A sort of fuzzy feeling. At first it wasn't uncomfortable, it was just there, but then it started to get to her. It was like when Yamcha was bored and would whistle. At first you can ignore it but he would keep whistling for hours on end and she would start to want to hurt him....severely.
The feeling became more and more painful until she could take it no more. She let out an unbelievably high-pitched scream. The scream was so high- pitched that it did not break glass or cause dogs to bark. Oh no, this scream was so high-pitched that even Vegeta and Piccolo, the two beings with the best hearing on the planet couldn't register it. -Goku's hearing had been permanently damaged by Chichi's yelling so he had no chance in Hell of hearing Puar's scream.- Something heard it however, and that something just so happened to be a spaceship travelling past Pluto at an outrageous speed. The creatures inside the spaceship were just 'in the neighbourhood' and did not expect to make a detour in their journey but there was something special about that scream. You see, the only other creatures in the universe that are physically capable of creating such a scream were aboard that very ship and they were intensely interested in how one of their own had ended up on a insignificant speck of a planet in the far reaches of the galaxy. Now it seems as though they have decided to make a little pitstop.
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The search party was based at Capsule Corporation but as far as search parties go, this one wasn't very impressive. The only people who had bothered to show up were Master Roshi, Krillin, 18 and Marron. Tein and Chowtzu were off training somewhere and Goten and Trunks were undergoing punishment for breaking an artefact of extreme importance in the Lookout, being locked in a room with a minimal amount of food for the next three weeks. Piccolo would of come if he knew what was going on but as he doesn't have a phone-line in his current residence, -the cave next to his waterfall- so he just thought that the owner's of the gathering ki's were having a picnic or some other strange human ceremony. Chichi didn't believe that Puar was in any danger so she forbid Bulma from removing Gohan from school to go on a "ridiculous goose chase" and Goku.... well Goku had been contacted by King Kai about a tournament in the underworld that he had qualified for as he had spent a substantial amount of time being dead. Goku decided that he just had to compete so he was off training with the Kais. He hasn't visited Chichi, Goten or Gohan and even Vegeta was, for lack of a better term, being neglected. The others.... well, who knows? Because Bulma's parents were off on vacation, 18 was to remain at Capsule corps to watch over Marron. Master Roshi was also staying behind at Bulma's but because he is Master Roshi, 18 and Krillian didn't want to leave their daughter solely in his care. This left a pitifully small group to do the actual searching. Three people to be exact. Bulma, Krillin and Vegeta.
"Right, it looks like this will have to do." sighed Bulma, as a stress- related frown creased her forehead. "Krillin, you and I will cover West City and Vegeta, you can search Satan City."
The three searchers were currently in Capsule Corporation's front lobby, Bulma and Krillin both studying a map of the continent and Vegeta leaning against a convenient doorframe. The receptionist and other workers who were using the lobby at the time steered clear of the three obviously- important people as they went about their work, accustomed to the strange antics of the company's president and her associates. Especially her partner, the pointy-haired man. They avoided him like the plague.
"Although it's most likely that Puar is still in Satan City, both Krillin and I will cover here first. Then we'll meet you over in Satan City if we don't find her here." Bulma further explained, "Okay Vegeta?" The prince shrugged in acceptance before skyrocketing out of an open window in the direction of his destination. "Aw man, this is gonna be like looking for a needle in a haystack." muttered Krillin as he began an aerial search of the city before joining Bulma amongst the swirling crowds of the city streets.
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This is impossible! There's no way I can find Furball like this. Vegeta hovered above the streets of Satan City. He had been searching for the past hour and it had become evident that there was more chance of Piccolo developing a fetish for tutus than of actually finding Puar. Fucking Ki signatures. Stupid fucking Puar too. Ooh yes, I have a Ki signature that feels like a big crowd of people just to piss Vegeta off. La- de-fucking-dar..... Hey wait a second.... Vegeta could feel a large group of people below him in a part of the city but when he looked down, noone was there. A self-satisfied smirk spread across his face. He had found his target.
Why yes, it did take me a long time to update.....a VERY long time. My bad. I'm in my final year of school and I don't have much free time. Still, that doesn't give me the right to be a nasty piece of work so I'm sorry for taking so long. (Well, technically I don't HAVE to update, I just feel rude for not doing so.)
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"... due to fluctuations....DNA structure......blood samples... the creature appears to be a female of unknown origin. More tests will be needed. I would suggest exposure to high levels of radiation. Of course I would need your approval." The Doctor droned on and on, which may explain why Private Bury had managed to fall asleep against his beloved monitor.
Doctor Goodwinkle had been put in charge of examining the subject. Since the capture of the creature late Wednesday night, he had only been allowed to take a blood sample and observe the strange blue-furred beast. Yet in the following two days he had somehow managed to collect enough information that it enabled him to educate the General on the nature of the creature for over an hour. The mention of needing permission to do something roused General Cadd from his techno-babble induced stupor.
"More tests..... hmmmm... yes! Permission granted. A good dose of radiation will certainly tell us more about the subject." he proclaimed, not letting the doctor know that he had no idea what exposure to radiation could possibly tell them about the beast. It was just something that Doctor Goodwinkle did. According to Doctor Goodwinkle, very important information could be found by exposing organisms to radiation. Namely whether they have resistance to it or not. Unfortunately the latter tended to die painful deaths but it is all in the interest of science so that cannot be held against the good doctor.
Now that he had received the General's approval for radiation testing, Dr Goodwinkle retreated into the bowels of the Closet, back to his newest test subject.
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white...white....white....white...
If she wasn't so tired, hungry and scared, Puar would of been bored with her surroundings as she huddled in a corner. It was a completely white room. The floor, walls and ceiling were all covered in white tiles. She had no idea how they got her into the room in the first place. The last thing she could remember was a net being thrown over her, a sharp pain, perhaps a needle, then darkness.
Even the frickin' grout is white..... someone call an interior decorator, it's an emergency...
Suddenly there was a humming noise and a funny feeling came over the tiny blue feline. A sort of fuzzy feeling. At first it wasn't uncomfortable, it was just there, but then it started to get to her. It was like when Yamcha was bored and would whistle. At first you can ignore it but he would keep whistling for hours on end and she would start to want to hurt him....severely.
The feeling became more and more painful until she could take it no more. She let out an unbelievably high-pitched scream. The scream was so high- pitched that it did not break glass or cause dogs to bark. Oh no, this scream was so high-pitched that even Vegeta and Piccolo, the two beings with the best hearing on the planet couldn't register it. -Goku's hearing had been permanently damaged by Chichi's yelling so he had no chance in Hell of hearing Puar's scream.- Something heard it however, and that something just so happened to be a spaceship travelling past Pluto at an outrageous speed. The creatures inside the spaceship were just 'in the neighbourhood' and did not expect to make a detour in their journey but there was something special about that scream. You see, the only other creatures in the universe that are physically capable of creating such a scream were aboard that very ship and they were intensely interested in how one of their own had ended up on a insignificant speck of a planet in the far reaches of the galaxy. Now it seems as though they have decided to make a little pitstop.
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The search party was based at Capsule Corporation but as far as search parties go, this one wasn't very impressive. The only people who had bothered to show up were Master Roshi, Krillin, 18 and Marron. Tein and Chowtzu were off training somewhere and Goten and Trunks were undergoing punishment for breaking an artefact of extreme importance in the Lookout, being locked in a room with a minimal amount of food for the next three weeks. Piccolo would of come if he knew what was going on but as he doesn't have a phone-line in his current residence, -the cave next to his waterfall- so he just thought that the owner's of the gathering ki's were having a picnic or some other strange human ceremony. Chichi didn't believe that Puar was in any danger so she forbid Bulma from removing Gohan from school to go on a "ridiculous goose chase" and Goku.... well Goku had been contacted by King Kai about a tournament in the underworld that he had qualified for as he had spent a substantial amount of time being dead. Goku decided that he just had to compete so he was off training with the Kais. He hasn't visited Chichi, Goten or Gohan and even Vegeta was, for lack of a better term, being neglected. The others.... well, who knows? Because Bulma's parents were off on vacation, 18 was to remain at Capsule corps to watch over Marron. Master Roshi was also staying behind at Bulma's but because he is Master Roshi, 18 and Krillian didn't want to leave their daughter solely in his care. This left a pitifully small group to do the actual searching. Three people to be exact. Bulma, Krillin and Vegeta.
"Right, it looks like this will have to do." sighed Bulma, as a stress- related frown creased her forehead. "Krillin, you and I will cover West City and Vegeta, you can search Satan City."
The three searchers were currently in Capsule Corporation's front lobby, Bulma and Krillin both studying a map of the continent and Vegeta leaning against a convenient doorframe. The receptionist and other workers who were using the lobby at the time steered clear of the three obviously- important people as they went about their work, accustomed to the strange antics of the company's president and her associates. Especially her partner, the pointy-haired man. They avoided him like the plague.
"Although it's most likely that Puar is still in Satan City, both Krillin and I will cover here first. Then we'll meet you over in Satan City if we don't find her here." Bulma further explained, "Okay Vegeta?" The prince shrugged in acceptance before skyrocketing out of an open window in the direction of his destination. "Aw man, this is gonna be like looking for a needle in a haystack." muttered Krillin as he began an aerial search of the city before joining Bulma amongst the swirling crowds of the city streets.
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This is impossible! There's no way I can find Furball like this. Vegeta hovered above the streets of Satan City. He had been searching for the past hour and it had become evident that there was more chance of Piccolo developing a fetish for tutus than of actually finding Puar. Fucking Ki signatures. Stupid fucking Puar too. Ooh yes, I have a Ki signature that feels like a big crowd of people just to piss Vegeta off. La- de-fucking-dar..... Hey wait a second.... Vegeta could feel a large group of people below him in a part of the city but when he looked down, noone was there. A self-satisfied smirk spread across his face. He had found his target.