Author's Rant: I bet a bunch of you guys did this in Middle School lol. ^_^
A Classic UnBrotherly Conversation
Class was scheduled to begin in about ten minutes. But hardly any of the students could give three sheets of shit about that. Being in a combined gathering of middle and high school kids, there was plenty for these teenage hormones to get involved in.
Prime example being in what was going on between two teens in particular. Naturally they were breaking the rules but did they care? God no. Not at all. This was school; who cared about pissing off the teachers.
Inuyasha Shitake was one of those students. But before any passes judgment on the lad try to see the reason why he was currently writing frantically on a sheet of paper. He was a seventh grader wedged inside a class filled with mostly upper classman. And one of those happened to be a freshman from class 1-D, Sesshomaru Shitake; yes his big brother. Very few knew of his silent crush with his brother—scratch that very few of the high schoolers knew of his infatuation with an older teen. It was a world class picture of puppy love. Sesshomaru was everything he'd ever wanted in anything.
Pretty, smart, funny, evil, good at video games; practically a perfect Christmas gift to any boy. His mom always said it was best to find things that best suited his tastes. That meant Sesshomaru was best suited for him; not that stupid jerk Tsukuyomaru who always seemed to be tagged along in everything Sesshomaru did.
Well that was about to change today . . . Just as soon as Inuyasha finished with his messy paper.
Five minutes later he finally conjured up what he wanted to say and read over it several times to be sure it would get his point across. Hopefully this would work then he and Sesshomaru could be boyfriend and . . . . Err boyfriend? Yeah that'll work.
"Psst, Psst Koga." Inuyasha signaled to his best friend and tossed the folded up piece of paper to the wolf demon.
Koga looked at the square shaped wad then back at Inuyasha shrugging his shoulders.
Inuyasha jerked his chin at the note and thumbed back behind him to where Sesshomaru sat with a couple of older guys. He got it right away and did the natural train line where everyone participates in passing the note until it reached Sesshomaru's desk. Him and his friends were the only odd ones out of the loop as the rest of the class began to erupt in a fit of giggles and sexy whistles.
Sesshomaru lifted his eyebrow at the red and orange jelly pen writing that read
2 3: Sess
From: Yasha
"What the fu. . ." Sesshomaru frowned at the letter unsure if this was actually from his baby brother with the girly pen colors.
"Open it dude. I wanna know what it says." Bankotsu chuckled.
Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes and chanced a peek over his shoulder to see Inuyasha looking back, puppy ears twitching shyly before he ducked behind a text book red as his school polo. "Hm." So baby brother's finally grown some balls eh? Sesshomaru chuckled under his breathe unfolding the note to see what the kid had to say.
2: Sess
From: Yasha
What's up? Not much here, just chillin'. N-E way I'll just get to the point. I kind of, sort of, maybe perhaps, maybe just a little bit . . . like you. Sooo umm do you like me?
Yes or No. If you circle yes, throw it back. If you circle No, throw it in the thrash. I don't handle rejection well. Thanks.
Luv Yasha.
P.S. I think Koga likes Tsukuyomaru sometimes. If you circle yes can you tell him that? Bye bye.
P.S.S. Umm . . . never mind.
P.S.S S. I changed my mind. I remember what I was going to say. Can you come over mom's house and help me with my homework? I think she made spaghetti. I'll fix your plate ok?
Sesshomaru politely covered his mouth and passed the note over to his best friend to have a read himself. Tsukuyomaru read it over several times and burst out laughing hard. He couldn't believe this. It was hilarious, seeing some kid crush on a high school freshman, and to find out he had one trailing him too? Priceless.
"What are you going to say?" He asked.
Sesshomaru took the paper back wrote down two words. "Watch this," he whispered and tossed the paper back, watching it pop Inuyasha's ear and land right on his desk.
Inuyasha was fast to hide behind his book, ignoring all the adorable 'awws' from the older kids as he undid the note and read?
'Look back'
Oh boy did his stomach hurt. Inuyasha gulped and timidly peeked above his book to see Sesshomaru's hand rested against his cheek, sporting the sexiest glare known to mankind. Inuyasha looked at the note, making sure he did what he was supposed to do and looked back at his brother.
Sesshomaru shot a wink and a puckered kiss that sent Inuyasha ducking back, with his stomach full of butterflies. The older boys laughed their asses off at the bashful pup and fist pounded Sesshomaru's actions, a true tease to form.
The hanyou was at a lost as to what that meant or how he should respond to that. He'd never had anyone do that to him before. What did it mean? Curiosity sent him back over his book to investigate again, and this time Sesshomaru crooked a finger, beckoning him to come back and join his band.
Inuyasha swallowed hard, shaking his head fast enough to swish his hair all over. The crew laughed and the bell rung the beginnings of class. But Inuyasha wasn't about to let this slide. He wanted to know what was going on. So he scribbled down his message and discreetly had the students pass it back.
Umm what does that mean?
What does what mean?
That kiss and wink. Is that a yes or no?
It could be a yes or a no. Who knows?
Why were they laughing? Are you making fun of me?
No baby brother. Not at all. You're so cute when you're shy.
Stop saying stupid stuff like that. You're making me blush.
Yo guys what's up? I'm bored. Sesshomaru stop being a dick.
Koga? What the hell? Why are you writing on the paper?
Who invited you in the conversation?
I invited myself. Sesshomaru stop messin' around. You know you want Inuyasha's draws.
OMG Koga Shut the fuck up and mind your own business!
Well someone doesn't have much of anything to do besides being noisy.
If you didn't want me writing on this paper then stop passing it to me. Hold on I need to get a new sheet. This one's messy . . . ok so anyway Sesshomaru did you blow a kiss at Inu?
Maybe I did. What of it? And what's this? ". . ." a dramatic pause?
Nope that's what you write when you're waiting or when you have to do something for a minute.
But why add the ". . ." at all? It seems pretty pointless.
Don't worry 'bout the dots dude. Just answer the question.
Hey Koga you misspelled 'About.' Sess doesn't read slang.
Forget the ". . ."and the got'damn slang! Don't underline my mistakes like I'm stupid, dude. Now answer my damn question. Did you blow a kiss at Inu? You know he's a virgin right?
Shut up Koga! You're a virgin too!
This is interesting news. I thought you lost your virginity Koga in the boy's restroom with that girl in the tenth grade.
Who Kagome? Hell nah I ain't touch that nasty girl. She sucked me off and that's it.
WTF? Koga you didn't tell me that. You are such a liar! You told me that you and Kagome kissed in the school yard two months ago.
This is getting really interesting.
Why the hell are we getting off the subject? Answer my question before we start getting in my business. What was the kiss about? You winked too didn't you?
Koga shut up! Who cares? It doesn't matter.
Yes I did blow the kiss and wink. I still don't understand what the big deal is?
Do you like Inu?
Koga shut the fuck up!
You shut up! Fuck I'm trying to help your scary ass out!
I think he's kind of cute.
. . . You do?
Again with the ". . ." I seriously don't get this.
HA See? You wouldn't have known unless I interfered stupid mutt. Where would you be without me?
Yes I do think you're cute. Meet me after class. I'll walk you to homeroom.
Thank you Sess. That's nice of you. Guys I think we need to stop passing notes. Mr. Naraku keeps giving us the eye.
Fuck him! I ain't scared of poison pants! He's only looking because he wants to molest us.
Damning evidence wolf. You better make sure to throw this paper away.
Again fuck him.
Hey guys I'm not writing anymore. Naraku's gonna put me in detention.
I agree. I'd rather not have to deal with Father's mouth if we're caught. Inuyasha meet me after class. I want to show you something.
Ohh umm sure. See ya Sess. Bye Koga
Bu-Bye! . . . dammit now I'm bored again.
TBC: Ok don't worry I'll make a part 2 to this. There's more to it than this. ^_^
