Okay!! I finally updated…I haven't updated in like…months….I almost gave up on this fic but then suddenly someone reviewed and then someone put it on Story-Alert!!! Story-Alert people!!! So I was like 'hell yeah I'm gonna finish this thing' so I'm like…yeah…okay then…

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Shikamaru: Why me?

4: Shikamaru and Sakura

"Naru Shikamaru Damnit, your turn!"

Everybody looked at him in alarm at his frustration, but Shikamaru just sighed.

"sigh how troublesome."

He yawned and walked over to him.

"Let's just get this over with, I'm terribly bored."

The Doctor wanted to yell at him but just stayed silent.

"What is your problem?!"

"How insulting. Unfortunately, I don't really care about that. I just want to live until I'm 86. Ill get married to a plain woman at 30, then have two children. First a girl, then a boy. After that when I'm 40 I'll retire and live in a cottage. The end."

He walked out of the office. The Doctor was silent for awhile until he cursed in anger.

"Haruno Sakura-bitch, you now!"

Sakura was raged about how the doctor called her and she stormed in. Ino laughed and Lee pouted in irritation. Sakura lay down on the couch and before the doctor could say anything she started talking.

"So, I like Sasu-kun, and he totally likes me. He's just too stubborn to admit it. Naruto has a thing for me and same with Lee. It's gross but that's what you get when you're totally beautiful."

She flipped her hair and sighed.

"Kami-sama they were right…"

She looked up.

"Nani?"

"Nothing…"

He cleared his throat.

"Okay, I'll say a word and you say something that makes you think of that."

"Sure, whatever."

"Monday."

"Sasu-kun."

He paused.

"Um…sushi."

"Sasu-kun."

"Nippon?"

"Sasu-kun."

"Futon?!"

She made a sexual gesture.

"Sasu-kun, meow!"

He almost threw up.

"Okay, please leave. Onegai."

She left, confused though and winked at Sasuke.

"It seems there's nothing wrong with me!"

"Or maybe there's too many things wrong…"

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Me: Ah Shika-kun you are a wonder. And Sakura's a bitch.

Sakura: HEY!!! WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Gaara: I thought you were dead.

Temari: Yeah, I thought I kinda killed you.

Sakura:…..

Me: AHH!!! She's...a…ZOMBIE!! ZOMG ITS TEH SAKURA-ZOMBIE!!!

Gaara: You're such an idiot….

Me: DON'T EAT MY BRAINS!!!!! BRAAAINS!!!

Naruto:…You're scaring meeee.

Gaara: takes opportunity Ah Naruto it's alright. Here lemme hold you for a sec-

Sasuke: MY NARU-CHAN!!!!

Naruto: Flees

Gaara: Now look what you did teme.

Sasuke: Shut up!

Me:…..Brains….

Temari: Sweatdrop