Barbie.kim: Wow, I'm definitely gonna do Yullen Week…Sounds so fun…Anyway, it tool me a really long time to upload...Sorry, guys!

The pair flew up the path and, in a few minutes, they were already far ahead of the others. It seems that Komui's training had actually paid off. Quickly, the two crossed over plains, rivers, and tall mountains, passing through man-eating plants, large crocodiles, and lions waiting for their prey(Komui had put a lot of work into this). Of course, every once in a while, Allen would still trip or stumble. And every time he would fall, Kanda would fall too. After the third or fourth time and the sun was starting to set, Kanda was getting thoroughly irritated.

"Get up quicker, Moyashi!" snapped the Japanese.

Allen scowled. "It's not…my fault." He said as he started to get up. However, he lost his balance and fell down again. Kanda snorted.

"Like hell it isn't. You're the clumsiest and most useless person I have ever known."

Suddenly, he grabbed around Allen's waist, making him blush lightly, and dragged the both of them up.

"Th-thanks…"

"Che. Stupid Moyashi."

"I'm Allen, Bakanda." But, the albino was smiling, the bite to his voice almost nonexistent.

Kanda opened his eyes slowly, the deep black pupils steadily appearing. Beside him was the Moyashi, his breathing deep and even. The Japanese couldn't sleep, the thoughts of a certain person keeping him awake. Right beside him, the warmth radiating off…It was a bit too much stimuli for him to go to sleep. He turned toward the Moyashi, his elbow propping him up from the ground. Allen looked so peaceful, his lips turned up into a slight smile and the hair delicately draping over his face.

Kanda sighed. Every time he glanced at the albino, his heartbeat quickened and he couldn't help nearing to the Moyashi's face. It was like a magnet, the younger teen's perfectly ethereal appearance. Kanda couldn't help staring. He sighed again.

"Why must you be so tempting, idiot Moyashi?" His breath fell off the albino's face, his long black hair brushing against Allen's cheek. Softly, but still loud enough to be heard, Allen smiled and muttered, "Kanda…"

Suddenly, the Japanese shot up, a soft pink on his cheeks. This was not going to work. Slipping an object out of his pocket, he slowly creeped up to Allen's sleeping face, preparing to rid himself of his terrible desire.

Allen woke up yawning the next morning, stretching his arms out in a v-shape. For some reason, he felt strangely rested, even though the two had slept on the open ground. Glancing to his right, he saw Kanda staring at him, deeply serious. Allen's eyebrows raised.

"What is it, Kanda?"

But Kanda turned away, without a reply, quite unusual for him. It took Allen a moment to realize that it was because he was laughing. His shoulders shook and a silent hilarity was coming from his mouth. The albino's eyebrows furrowed. What was so funny? And in such the early morning, too?

He poked the black haired teen. "What is it, Kanda?"

He didn't answer. His shoulders were still shaking though. The albino twitched. "I said, what's so funny, Bakanda?"

No reply, nothing but the continuous laughter. By this time, Allen was becoming really annoyed. "Hey! Girly-haired man! What the hell is wrong with you?!"

This seemed to tear a response from Kanda. His stifles of laughter suddenly stopped. Slowly, he turned around, but right when he glimpsed at Allens' face, he turned back around laughing again. It was then that Allen realized it must be something with his appearance. He crawled over to the nearby river determinedly, dragging Kanda as well. The Japanese fell over onto his side and rocks began grating against his side, making him yell, "What the fuck-?!"

Allen stopped, taking in his reflection. A black mustache had been drawn over his mouth, big great eyelashes added under his eyebrows, a dot on his nose, and glasses drawn wrapped around his eyes, making him look something like an extremely ugly raccoon. Allen just stared shocked at himself.

"Why...in the world," Allen started slowly, "did you do this, Kanda?"

The Japanese was no longer laughing. "I had to, Moyashi."

Allen quickly turned around. "You had to?!" He didn't know whether to laugh or punch Kanda in the face. Kanda's actions were so…unbelievable! What reason would he have to do this?!

But Kanda was telling the truth. He really did have to draw on the Moyashi's face, although he would never tell the albino why. Nor would he tell any other stinking spirit on this planet. Allen just shook his head, deciding he didn't even care what Kanda did and proceeded to wash his face. However, right after, his stomach let out an enormous growl. Kanda rolled his eyes.

"Come on Moyashi. Let's go eat."

Allen stared disbelievingly at the carcass now burning in front of him. The smoke was burning through the air and Kanda was unhesitatingly ripping chunks of meat off the body, checking whether it was cooked and then stuffing it into his mouth. Allen almost heaved. He didn't know how he had come into this predicament, torn between two halves of himself.

After a few seconds, with the sounds of ripping muscle, Kanda said, "Hey Moyashi, Aren't you going to eat?"

"I-I-I-…I don't…know."

Kanda stared at him. "How can you not know?"

"W-well-", Allen's eyes filled up with small tears, finally giving in to the sadness. "How could you kill a small lamb?!"

And true it was, in front of them was now a hideous (but quite tasty) corpse of lamb roasting over a fire.

"Well, you said you were hungry, didn't you Moyashi?"

"Yeah, I did, but I didn't want you to kill such an innocent creature for it!"

Kanda just rolled his eyes and took another bite from the lamb, earning a wince from Allen. "Meat is meat, Moyashi. Get over it. If you don't want it, don't complain. Anyways, with you holding me back, I couldn't actually go out and kill some lion on the plains, now could I?"

Allen pouted, tears still stinging his eyes at the incredible cruelty of Kanda, but in the end, he finally took a stick of the lamb kabob, too hungry to be picky. Hmmm…Allen thought. It doesn't taste half-bad…

Five minutes later, the rest of the meat was sitting comfortably in Allen's stomach.

"Really!" Lavi said huffily. "Spending two days together alone and still nothing has happened! Have all their hormones disappeared? Where's all the sexual tension?!"

Lavi and Lenalee were keenly watching Allen and Kanda's travels through a golden flying machine named Timcampy. However, so far, it had been completely boring, apart from the occasional fight with an alligator or a stumble off a mountain.

"Well, you really can't expect those two to do anything, do you?" Lenalee said.

"True, true." Lavi brought his hand to his chin, stroking it as he thought. "What else can we do then?"

Lenalee smiled, a glint in her eyes. "I know."

Allen and Kanda were once again walking through the race, the hot sun beating waves upon them. Both were deeply perspiring, although it seemed Allen was taking it worse. His eyes seemed deadened and his white hair lay lank on his forehead.

"Is…Komui…crazy?! Why in the world…no…How in the world did he make a desert?!" Allen finally shouted.

True enough, yellow sands were beneath their feet and no sort of plant life could be seen anywhere, although seconds before, they had been in a steaming rainforest. Hazy waves were morphing the horizon in the distance. Although Kanda didn't say anything, he was worried for the Moyashi. The younger teen's feet had started to drag, slowing their progress even more, and his skin was deeply red from the extreme heat. Suddenly, both raised their heads. They could feel a soft wind to their left, so tempting that they couldn't help but take a detour and track the source. After a few yards, they reached a precipice they hadn't noticed before, and below them was paradise. Palm trees, a sparkling lake, and a wonderful moist shore spread out before them. Allen gulped, licking his cracked lips.

"A-are you seeing what I'm seeing, Kanda?"

Kanda nodded, not even caring to be mean, too glad of this sudden dream.

Quickly, they both jumped, falling and tumbling into the water. Allen laughed, as the water made deep ripples under his body, despite the deep fall. It sounded like a clear stream, bubbling along, and Kanda couldn't help but stare at the joyful person. Allen looked so…perfect there, his clothes sticking to his back, perfect innocence in his cheerful face, droplets falling from his hair.

Kanda couldn't take it. Slowly, the Japanese closed in on the albino's face, who was as of yet unaware of his sudden predicament.

"Hey, Kanda," Allen started. "Look at thi-"

But he was cut off. Lips were softly touching his, and Kanda's moist tongue slowly licked Allen chapped lips. Allen's eyes widened and blushed, while Kanda merely stared at him, not bothering to close his eyes. He pushed in deeper, pushing Allen to the ground, locking his wrists. Although taken aback, Allen cautiously complied and, although blushing, kissed back.

Lenalee squealed, making Lavi jump.

Turning around, he said, "Jesus, Lenalee, what was that for?"

She blushed. "Oh, sorry…Just, are you sure you should be watching this? They're getting so…into it."

On the screen were Kanda and Allen, right when he was being pushed onto the ground, into the water. Both were now closing their eyes, their lips locked together and their bodies pressing and forming against one another. Every now and then, a groan could even be heard through the transmitter. It did seem quite sexual. But Lavi was not deterred.

"Of course." He turned back, his eyes staring straight at the screen while Lenalee covered her face with her hands. Lavi scowled. "Oh, stop covering your eyes, Lenalee. They're already done…And you made me miss the rest of their kiss." He slid down his seat and pouted in disappointment. Lenalee looked up slowly, and saw that they indeed had separated. She sighed in relief and quickly left the room, vowing that she would never involve herself in one of Lavi's plans again.

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Allen pushed himself away, heaving against, he noticed reluctantly, Kanda's very well toned and nice chest. He could not believe he had submitted, even for a second, under the Kanda's will. The Kanda that was always so mean and insulting to him. The Kanda that was as cold as ice and who threatened to tear anyone who came near him to pieces. And Allen could not believe that this Kanda, the one that was always gruff and rude, had kissed him. He blushed. Kanda was a good kisser though. Even with his inexperience, Allen could tell…It had felt so…good. The albino touched his swollen lips, unaware that Kanda was still right next to him, their feet tied together, and that he was watching every one of the his actions. Although Kanda was also embarrassed, he did not show it and was now too busy enjoying watching Allen's blur of emotions show on his face. He smirked.

"What are you thinking, Moyashi?" Allen jumped. He blushed even deeper.

"B-bakanda…W-why did you…kiss me?" He tried to sound angry, but utterly failed.

The older teen snorted. "Why? Why do you think?"

Giving no time for Allen to think, he got up, dragging Allen up too. "Whatever, Moyashi. Let's go. We're almost done with this race so let's just get it over with."

"Ah-! W-wai-" But Kanda had already started pushing forward, forcing Allen to stumble ahead as well.

"Jerk." Muttered Allen, but he was still blushing.

Kanda just gave a small smile.

Nyaaaaaa!! This chapter seems a bit short too. It feels like I'm just getting shorter and shorter. It might have seemed kind of quick. If it is, please tell me but also REEVVIIIEEEWWWW!! I love reviews. I will make sure to read them all, whether good or bad, okay? Hahahaa, they finally kissed. What happens next? GASP! I'll try to update soon.