Short lil' chapter, but I'll upload two back to back to make up for it.


== DAVE: Go To Party


Why the fuck did Dave go to the party?

The music was loud, the people were just as loud - and there was WAY to much temptation. He in a chair in a back room. The only people in this room were couples making out in dark corners, spilling their sopor or their booze all over each other.

Dave saw the sopor, and instantly craved it. He bit down on his tongue and turned away, chugging back the beer. As long as he keeps himself under control, it will be fine. He knew it would quiet down eventually, and then he could get some sleep.

He felt his phone vibrate in his pocket - the pounding of the music drowning out the ring tone. Desperate for ANY distraction, he pulled the cell out and looked at the screen.

TT: (6:46): Kid, fuck. Answer your phone.

TT: (8:02): We need to talk lil Bro.

TT: (9:33): Just let me know your not getting into anything bad, and I'll leave you the fuck alone.

TT: (11:17): I'm going to head down to that diner you used to like - the 24h one. If you want something, meet me there. I'll make sure I'm not followed.

TT: (11:32): Hey lil' man. I ordered you your favourite. Get your scrawny ass over here before you starve.

TT: (11:41): If your doing drugs again, I will personally hunt you down. Your dinner's cold. You can eat it out of a doggy bag later.

Dave felt his anger boil. Who did Bro think he was? Still a little kid? He growled and chugged the rest of his beer, getting up to grab another one, the rhythm beating through his soul. This could be the last night he could have some fun! As long as he stayed away from Sopor, he should be fine.

"DAVE!" Terezi squealed, "I've been looking ALL over for you!" Her voice was slurred, and she smelled like a mixture between alcohol and sopor, "Guess what Dave? Guess what we just made?"

"Do tell." He replied sarcastically, "A pie!" She cheered.

How the hell she made a pie this intoxicated, he could not comprehend.

"Will you try a piece?" She asked,

"I'm good." Dave made a disgusted face. Who knew what she threw in there in her stupor.

She pouted, "Its store bought Dave. I promise. We just threw them in the oven."

Dave frowned, "Really?"

She nodded vigorously, "Would I lie to you? It took a lot of effort to throw those pies in the oven! Poor Fef got burnt!"

"Show me the boxes." Dave replied.

Terezi whined and grabbed Dave's hand, leading him back to the kitchen.

The most wonderful smell of baked pies filled his nostrils, and he felt his stomach growl. He just remembered how hungry he was. He had not had anything to eat all day. Fuck was he hungry!

Terezi reached into the garbage and pulled out four pie boxes, "See? Safeway. Safe - Way. Its safe. Get it?"

"Funny." Dave said, distracted by the scent. He looked for the pies, "Where are they?"

"Still in the oven! It'll take a few more minutes!" Terezi sang, "Don't worry, Fef has been watching them diligently!"

Dave looked around. Feferi was nowhere to be seen. He shrugged, the hunger more then he could stand. He turned around and walked back out to the living room, where the coolers of beer were waiting.

Who the fuck was going to mess with a pie in the oven anyway? He might as well enjoy another beer while the buzz was still alive. He cracked open the beer with a satisfied smirk. Bro will save his meal for him, and tomorrow he'll go home, apologize to his Bro, and everything will go back to normal! He chugged back the beer.


== KARKAT: Be the fuck who was going to mess with a pie in the oven.


Like I said, small chapter, but I'll upload the next chapter fast for ya!