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Chapter 4: Getting Close
Have you ever wondered what a ninja's house looked like? Of course, I would usually say "They don't live in houses, they live in dens!"
Boy… was I wrong.
"We're here." Kakashi just simply said. A huge apartment stood in front of us…. Dang, it's big. I bet a couple of 1000 people and more could live in this place.
He tugged on my hand and we walked in, walking up the flight of stairs. This is one of the questions I had in my head : WHY didn't they invent elevators?
"Are we there yet" I mumbled under my breath. He was still holding my hand, as if I was going to disappear if he let go just a little bit. Jeez, how paranoid can a guy get? Just because I got away from him like um… oh 3 times right? Hey, what would you have done in my place? I was SCARED!
"Yeah." We walked down a very might I precise, long corridor until he finally decided to stop at a door. He rummaged in his pocket and took out a silver little key which he slid inside the keyhole and opened the door.
"Here we are." He declared with his usual I noticed, lazy voice and chook his sandals off while I, still in how to say, whories outfit, fought with the straps on my high-hell sandals. Um, straps much?
After getting rid of my sandals from hell, I peeked around the apartment. I wasn't really expecting something good. I mean, I had been to Tai's house before, and found out how filthy an young adult can be. Even with the fact he lived with his parents, who weren't always around.
Might I say, I was really surprised how clean this place was. Well of course, putting aside the coffee table that was overwhelmed with scrolls and weapons, a black shirt and pants that had red spots on them and stuff. The usual I could say. Not much different from my apartment.
I screwed my eyebrow up "Woah, so much for Behind the Looking glace" I mumbled and sat down on a big black sofa, much I have to say, was leather.
"Ah oh sorry, I haven't really had time to clean up, with missions and all." I heard Kakashi say from across the room.
I didn't say much but pocked at the mountain of scrolls sitting in front of me. Talk about Mount Everest.
"What did you do? Steal from the National Library of Konoha?" I smirked and took one of them too toss it around in my hand. Yes, I am very bored.
"Um not really. I needed to check something out for Iruka-sensei." He came back to the living room and shrugged.
"uh-huh." I muttered, trying to juggle 3 scrolls. Hey, like I said, I'm BORED. "Where do I sleep? On this couch?"
I didn't look at him, but I knew very well from the tone of his voice that he had an eyebrow trying to climb his forehead. "What? Of course not. I have a empty room I use for storage. I'll just take the un-needed stuff out and you can settle in." After saying that, he left back to the room I was apparently assigned to.
I muttered a toneless 'Oh' to him. No I was not trying to be bitchy at him. Not one bit. I was actually very much touched that he was going trough the trouble of cleaning out a room, and I knew how long that took. But I was suddenly very much well, dead. Well not dead dead as in I'm not breathing anymore. I mean dead as in I can't feel much. I'm serious. I don't know if it was from the jumping off the building or running away from Kakashi all day, but I was really but REALLY tired. I threw two of the scrolls back on the table looked at the last scrolls. Strangely, there was a dog print on it. No, I'm not kidding. A black paw print. From that led a smirk on my lips, which brought my curious and tired mind to open the scroll slowly, until a big POOF came out of it which made me go "WTF?"
When the smoke went away, there was a little bulldog sitting in my hands, where the scroll had been a few seconds ago.
"Yo" the dog lazily said, putting up his front paw as if it was a hand. Ok… now that's strange.
I just stared at it. I've seen really weird things before, but a taking dog? No freaking way
The dog didn't much look surprised or something he just casually said. "Did Kakashi summon me? There better be a good reason, I was just about to get it on with-"
I put the dog on my lap and pinched his cheeks. "What is this? Some genetically modified dog? Where did you come out from? The Man In Blacks?"
The little dog started to growl a little. Oh, now I knew what that meant. Well he couldn't much talk with me pinching him. All I heard was a 'lemegoyaswupigirloimigswlbteyu'
I felt suddenly bad about it and let go. He snarled at me, ready to bite my hand no less, but I scratched him under the chin. It seemed to work well enough 'cause the nest thing I know, he was lying on his back on my laps and looked as if someone gave him too much sake.
Kakashi came in from the other room and saw the little dog on my laps. "Pakkun? What the hell are you doing here?" he shouted a little, because he probably knew that the little pup wouldn't listen to him with his state of utter happiness.
I stopped scratching him and held him in my arms, just like a little baby. He seemed to come out of his trance, but was all lovey-dovey In my arms.
"Well what ya think? You're the one who called me in the first place." He groaned, looking awfully mad at him for ruining his happy time.
Kakashi came closer and pinched the dog's cheek. "Sorry to tell you this pall, but I never called you. You sure you didn't make some kind of mistake?"
"Of course not." Pakkun bit his finger annoyingly "I never make a mistake when it comes to that. Well it was you or miss here." He pointed his paw at me, well more my chest…
"Who is she anyway?" he grumbled "New girl-friend or something?"
I smiled to this. Not as I'm happy someone said that AGAIN. But this time, I was feeling groggy. Plus, no one has ever joked that I was the koibito of some dude. NEVER.
"No I'm not." I muttered. My eyes were starting to droop. "Just a room-mate." I smiled sheepishly.
Pakkun lifted his little wrinkled skin that seemed like an eye-brow. "Room-mate? That's new. Care to explain Kakashi?"
Kakashi seemed to talk to him but what I heard was a bunch of Chinese. I put Pakkun on the sofa and got up. I need a blanket… before I fall asleep somewhere without one to wake up shivering. That's when I saw Kakashi's clothes. The shirt and the pants. Why not? Maybe I could manage to put on his turtle neck shirt and baggy pants. Like that, I wouldn't have to worry that he might see my underwear.
I grabbed the tissue and brought it up to my eye-sight. Red spots… kind of brownish as if it was dried up. I took a closer look at it and my eyes widened from the sight of it.
Blood… it was dried up blood. Then I looked even closer to just notice the ripped parts of the tissue, as if someone had this huge grudge against the shirt and tried to rip it to pieces.
Ok, now I feel drowsy. Oh look! Little sparkles!
WHACK THUD CRASH BANG
… … … -.-'
Ow head, hurts. WTF. Did I drink booze? Weird, I can't remember anything. Oh wait. Why do I keep thinking of Naruto? That stupid TV show that went fillers maniac. Yeah… that sucked.
Oh right. I'm supposedly in that dimension. In Naruto's… Yeah. I think I drank something wrong. Did Masami put some kind of drug into my drink? That bitch. Wait till I get my hands on her.
My eyes shot open and to only stare blankly at a white ceiling. I rubbed my head. Jesus Christ, what did I drink? What combination of chemicals makes it feel like I hit my head on the ground? I groaned and sat up and looked around. Wait, this isn't my room… A table with a shelf with books that I can't recognize, a chair that I've never seen before, clothes lying on the ground I have never bought… a bed cover I swear only ultra Naruto fans could ever posses and one silver-haired Ninja sitting on a chair next to me, napping.
That dream I said I had? Yeah… About that. It wasn't.
I looked down at my clothes. The one Izumo and Kotetsu had bought me. Great… I look like a whore. Another reason for Masami to laugh at me.
I sighed and gazed at Kakashi. The position that he was sleeping in looked very…. Uncomfortable. I cringed at the pain he would experience when he would wake up. It would probably go on for days…
I massaged my sore head. Did I faint? Probably did, seeing I have no memory of ANYTHING.
'No surprise there' a little voice sneered in my head.
My eyes went the widest they could stretch.
'Who the HELL are you?!' I screamed in my head.
'Woah calm down little girl.' She said laughing ' Talk about being jumpy'
'You would be too if an evil little voice started talking in your head! Omg, I must be going crazy. I must have banged my head to hard or something. Yeah, that's the only explanation.'
'Who are you calling evil?' she said that, but seemed like she was enjoying being called evil. YES ENJOYING. ' Don't need to worry about that little girl. I'm you.'
'…Bull'
'Don't believe me if you don't wanna. But I am! I have been since your dearest child hood.'
'I never had a child-hood' I shot back and hit my head on the side to try to get the voice out of my head. I must be getting mad!
'Sure you didn't, ' I could almost see her imaginary form roll her eyes. 'Anyway, you feeling ok kiddo?'
'Who are you calling kiddo? I thought you said you were me!' I stared at Kakashi's hair. Looks soft…
'Kiddo, me saying I'm you is a compliment!'
'…you are insane.'
'I love you too,' the voice said with a cute voice, ew. 'Want me to explain?'
'No. I don't wanna hear ANYTHING from you.' I rejected annoyingly. I touched Kakashi's hair. It is soft…
'Whatever, you're loss. Hey, what are you doing? Trying to rape him?'
As if someone shot me a dose of shooter in my veins, my face started to redden up. I could feel it. Wasn't that hard to figure that out.
'WTF! Of course not!' I yanked my hand away from his hair and lid in back in the covers. 'is there something wrong with your head?'
'Of course nooottt' I could feel her grin 'It's just sooo funny to tease you. No wonder Masami bugs you so much!'
'You little-'
"Oh you woke up?" said Pakkun out of the blue.
I swiftly turned my head to him and smiled cheekily. He came from the door and jumped on the bed.
"How are you feeling Missy?" he asked with a lazy look that I was so sure he got it from Kakashi.
"Um, I'm good." I managed to squeak out. "Did I pass out? Feels like I got hit with a hammer."
"Um well actually…"
What Happened Pakkun POV
The girl started to shudder. Suddenly, she fell forward, knocking the chair over, hitting the table which some of the stuff on it was knocked off and flew everywhere, causing it to break a picture frame and a hammer, which I saw Kakashi use the day before to fix up the chair that the girl just broke again, flew in the air doing an perfect 360 and fell direct on the girls head.
"AH! REN!" Kakashi bellowed, rushing to the fallen girl and holding her in his arms "Ren, are you OK? Oy!"
"Um Kakashi…"
"God Damnit! My picture frame got smashed. I'll have to go and guy a new one later." He rushed and picked her up and ran to his room. "Pakkun, clean the mess will ya?"
"…" I didn't say anything but to curse that lazy Jounin.
End of Explanation.
I stared blankly at the little pup. Without any reason, I started to laugh. Not much reason. Jut can't believe this! I actually got hit by a hammer!
"No freaking way! I thought those things only happen in comics!" I said still laughing my ass off. I gradually stopped laughing. I shouldn't be laughing. Man I'm an ass.
I scratched Pakkun's little furry head.
"Sorry for the trouble. Let me introduce myself. Ren Hayashi."
I stopped scratching him and he lifted his paw up
"Pakkun, nice to meet you." I chook his little paw and smiled.
"So… what happened to him?" I pointed guiltily at Kakashi
"Oh him? He sat there for 5 hours."
"5 hours?" I screame "I was out that long?"
"Well yeah." He scratched himself "Well it wasn't as if he was doing nothing but that. He was reading his little books at the same time."
Books? What…
In cue, a little orange book fell on the ground with a thud. Icha Icha Paradise… I should have known.
"Say… you wouldn't be a 'friend' of Kakashi would you? Because you don't seem the kind." The little dog said
My eyebrows started twitching. Oh I wanted to kill the little pup right there and now, but where would be the humanity in that? I sighed and got out from bed.
"No I'm not a Hooch Mama. It's just a prank two guys made me participate." I grabbed at the sleeping Jounin and tried to push him on the bed.
'GO Ren GO!' The little evil voice rang in my head
'Shut up you!' I screamed in my head. 'Instead of yapping like you are, why not tell me your name?'
'Hey that's right, I haven't told you my name! Hmmm you can call me Your Majesty!'
'… no freaking way'
'Aw come on. Please'
'NO'
'Fine! Then I won't tell you a secret.'
'What secret?'
'Well, haven't you EVER wondered what was hidden behind that little mask there?'
I looked down to stare at Kakashi's mask. Actually, I do wonder. What could a ninja could hide? I mean, I've already seen masks before, but they always take it off right? But in no episode of Naruto have I EVER seen Kakashi without mask.
'You got a point there.' I had half dragged him on the bed. In other words, managed to shove his upper half on the bed, but was slipping on the ground little by little.
'Well? Why don't you take a pick? I mean, he's asleep girl! Something he won't know won't hurt right?' she chuckled in my head.
'I don't know… There must be a reason why he never takes it off.' I pushed him up on the bed like a rag doll, but his legs perpetually stayed on the ground.
'Chicken.'
'I AM NOT!'
'Then do it!'
'… '
'Prok Prok Prok! Look at me! I'm Chicken Ren! HA! Something else Masami has to laugh about!'
'OK OK JUST STFU!'
'Alright. Go GO!'
I swallowed a big load of saliva that had gathered in my mouth. Pakkun had left I just noticed. He must have returned to wherever he came from. I slowly gazed at the sleeping face of the masked nin. It was hard to admit, but he IS hot. Well not hot, but good looking. Kinda. He's face was all relaxed and an aura of calm was emanating from him. Not hard to feel. I have this thing for aura, mysteries and stuff.
Like the times I-
'Cough cough. So?'
I waved my hand as if it was meant for her. So annoying. I lowered myself to his level. I slowly approached my hand to his face. Slowly is good. Yes. Not to fast, or I look like an idiot.
I touched his touched his cheek with the tips of my finger. He let out a little groan that made me freeze. Oh Shit!
I waited for a minute to see his reactions, but no more then that. I could feel my blood pulsating in my head. I touched his cheek completely with my hand. Warm. Very warm. I was surprised by this. Not that this guy was warm, no. It's because I never touched a guy like this. I always considered guys has cold blooded monster that just waited to jump at you. But this… is too much.
My cheeks started to turn red. I could tell. The way it was getting hard for me to breathe.
'Oh for Christ sake!' The voice let out in my head. 'Just do it!'
I bit my lower lip and closed my eyes.
'Do I have to do this?'
'Your curiosity will kill you with time. Just do it now!'
I reopened my eyes.
'Forget it. I'm not doing it'
When my hands left his cheek, he groaned again and before I knew it, my face was squished on his chest and his arms were clasped around me, making my arms just below me, unable to move. I was lying on top of him, on a bed, him clutching me like a teddy bear. Well this is awkward. VERY awkward. I tried to free myself by wiggling around a little. Oh, bad idea. VERY BAD IDEA. Why? Because this only made one of his hands wander to my waist and stay there. The hair on my neck stood up.
Oh snap. Oh yes. Oh snap was the right word. This is not happening to me. This is NOT happening to me!
All the blood must have gone to my face, because everything was going Wouhou.
'Oh this is great! A bit of porn with your outfit much?'
'Oh SHUT UP'
'This is good! Now you can really see his face!'
'What do you mean?'
'Just tug on his mask and you can see. Easy enough right? Plus, if he gets mad about it, just tell him it's revenge from his hand wandering right?'
I shook my head on that. I could hear and feel his heart and his even breathing. I don't know why and don't ask me but… this feels good. Yeah good. I'm not a perv ok? But isn't this what all girls want? Right? Must I tell you, in this position, I could well feel his abs. Since when does he have abs? I guess ninja's have abs. From their exercise and stuff. Yeah… I guess.
This made me blush even more. I closed my eyes. He's way to warm. Way too much. Wow. Girls with boy-friends are way too lucky. I wish I had a boy-friend like Kakashi. This would be great…
WHAT AM I THINKING OF?! I have to get out of this situation!
"Oi… Kakashi. Oi! Let go!" a little whisper came out of my mouth. Oh great, even my voice is disappearing. Just great.
This made him move. Oh yes. But the wrong way. His move only made my legs, I remind everyone I'm still in a mini-skirt, find themselves fall in between his legs.
Oh, now this did it. Oh yes it did. I clutched his shirt and I screamed. I screamed my lungs out. My ear were ringing from my own scream.
That immidiatly made Kakashi let go to clasp his ears.
"ARG! Ren, why are you screaming?!" He yelled
When le let go, I scrambled off him and fell on the ground. I stopped screaming and screwed my mouth in a weird position.
He sat up and looked at me, massaging his neck.
"Why did you scream like that?"
I didn't say anything. Well maybe we didn't get to notice I was on top of him just a second ago, because I got off him before he got the chance to see or feel.
"N-nande monai! Nothing at all!" I waved my hands in front of me as to say no. " I-I just felt like it and stuff." I laughed stupidly
His eye-brows went up. "Then why are you blushing?"
I touched my cheek. Burning hot. Oh great.
'POUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!' The evil voice laughed in my head. 'Oh Man! This is too entertaining! Ever thought of becoming an actress?'
I didn't answer her. I stood up and fanned my face with my hands
"Oh I'm just a little hot that's all!" I forced a smile on my lips and Kakashi only nodded.
"Um ok. Is your head ok? I'm surprised you didn't bleed." He got up from the bed and picked his Icha Icha Pradise book from the ground.
"Oh sure. It takes more then a hammer to hurt me." I rubbed my head still. Reaction much?
"Is there a bruise? I don't want to look like some weirdo out of the nut house." I joked
"About that… Sorry. I didn't have ice so I couldn't do a compress on your head." His face cringed a little.
"Oh I'm sure it's ok. I mean, I can't feel a lump or anything-"
"Touch your forehead" He said in a whisper
I did as he said and I felt a BIG lump. Just touching it made me close my eyes in pain.
"ah.." I let out
"Are you ok?" Kakashi said approaching me and he laid the tips of his fingers on my lump. Warm.
"I'm sure I'm ok. I just need a mirror." I mumbled, getting out of his grasp
'I wouldn't if I were you.' The evil voice said in my head
'Shut up.'
I looked around and saw a little kunai abandoned on the table. I took it and looked into it.
My eyes widened and I screamed. Oh yes I screamed.
Funny? Amusing or just mean? Tell me! A little preview of what's coming up next:
Chap 5: Getting to know Kakashi
He's so dumb! Perverted, annoying, a real tease, lazy and completly unfazebal. So why does he make me blush so much? Damn!
