We've arrived and everyone seems extremely excited, I just can't wait to wreck that. The house is massive and it has so many rooms, and to think; this is the place where everyone will take their last breaths. It makes me laugh, how they have no idea, how they do not know what is going to happen. But I do, I've been planning this for ages and no one is going to stop me...

"Dude, get out of my room!" Kyle yelled, the teenagers were four hours into their holiday and already there were arguments amongst them. "Cartman get out!"

"No." Cartman sneered. "I'm not leaving until you say it!"

"I'm not saying it!" Kyle retorted.

"Well then I'm not leaving." He sulked and sat on the bed.

"Ugh, you're leaving a dent in my mattress." Kyle moaned and tried to pull Cartman up but he wasn't moving. "Ok fine. Cartman rocks, Kyle sucks, Jew's do not have rhythm."

"Sing it properly!" Cartman spat.

"That was properly." Kyle argued.

"See, Jew's can't sing, Jew's can't dance, Jew's do not have rhythm!" Cartman sang and then left the room.

"Woah, hey Cartman." Stan bumped into him when he was on his way into Kyle's room.

"Bye Stan." Cartman gave him the finger and then walked off down the hall.

"Hey dude, having fun?" Stan asked.

"Not really, just having pointless arguments with fatass." He shrugged and Stan sat down on his bed.

"Well, we found this bonfire set up in the garden." Stan told him. "We thought in about an hour we'd light it and then sit out and relax."

"Ok, but is that safe?" Kyle questioned and Stan raised his eyebrows.

"Dude, we're gonna be getting pissed, high and dangerous this holiday." Stan laughed. "I don't think lighting a fire is gonna do any damage!" He stood up and high fived Kyle before heading out.

Downstairs Wendy, Bebe and Token were checking out the other rooms in the house;

"Seriously, I need to know what this spa looks like." Bebe exclaimed and pulled open the door to a bright blue room, with hot tub, sauna, steam room and various different beauty products lining the walls.

"Wow." Wendy gasped. "This is going to be more than a vacation!"

"Totally." Bebe twirled her hair round her finger. "Just think, all those days of lying around the pool outside or bathing in this hot tub."

"And the water will be so much warmer with Stan and Clyde inside!" Wendy giggled and they high-fived each other.

"Totally." Bebe nodded and Token shook his head.

"Seriously..." He sighed. "What are girls like?" He then walked away, leaving the girls to whisper between themselves.


"Ok everybody, the bonfire's lit." Craig called, he was the most daring of them all and so had been the one nominated to light the fire. People began to gather round the fire and toast marshmallows.

When eventually everybody was sitting down, Kenny stood up and muffled "To the best spring break ever!" He held up his glass and everybody else yelled 'cheers!' They all then then burst into fits of laughter and sat down to enjoy the vacation ahead of them.

Monday.

Clyde awoke to a loud ringing sound on his bedside table, he looked over and saw that Bebe's phone was vibrating vigorously. He reached out his arm to the other side of him, but noticed Bebe was not there.

"Ugh." He groaned. "Bebe? You're phones going off."

"Oh." She cried from the en-suite bathroom. "Yeah you can just click that off, it's only an alarm." Clyde rolled his eyes and exhaustedly picked up Bebe's phone, it took him a while for his eyes to focus on the screen but he eventually saw a little clock symbol flashing on and off, with the words 'paint nails' written by it. He sighed and rolled over once he had put the phone down again. The bathroom door burst open and Bebe walked out, wrapped in a towel, her hair in rollers and her bright blue nails looked freshly painted. Clyde sat up suddenly and ran his fingers through his hair, trying to look as sexy as possible.

"Hey baby." He winked and Bebe rolled her eyes.

"Hi honey." She replied exasperatedly. "Last night was a lot of fun." It was her turn to wink then and she flopped forward onto his chest.

"Want a little replay?" Clyde smothered her and she mumbled. However, along the corridor, things were a lot less sprightly.

"Oh come on you guys, why did you do it?" Kyle was yelling. "I mean, I know fatass is always as bad, but Butters, you shouldn't let him threaten you into everything. Do you really want to be his sidekick?"

"Erm... Well I dunno Kyle." Butters stuttered. He was still as pathetic as always, even though he was in college now. "It's kind of hard to say no to Eric... You erm... Never know when he could squash you. All it takes is-"

"Oh cut it out!" Kyle sighed. "Cartman couldn't 'squash' you, you've got to cut him a little slack-"

"Ok, here we go." Cartman interrupted and without warning, slammed his body weight down on Kyle, who was sitting on the bed.

"Oww! Ow, ok, ok yes you could crush someone, I believe you!" Kyle screeched. Butters looked startled, as did Stan and Wendy who had just ran into the room.

"Hey, what's going on?" Stan looked confused, he was wearing a navy robe and Wendy had her hair in a towel.

"Cartman and Butters squirted cheese sauce up my nose, whilst I was sleeping and then Cartman sat on me." Kyle snapped.

"Oh thank God, that's cheese sauce." Wendy grinned. "I was about to make a point about why you weren't sharing a room with someone else." Kyle glared at her and wiped his face on his pyjama top. "Oh yeah, cute PJ's, I hear koala bears are really in right now!" She lightly punched his arm but stopped when he shot her a glance.

"Shut up, my mom packed..." Kyle sighed.

"Did she not trust you?"Stan joked but Kyle just looked pained. "What?"

"Nothing... I just think Cartman crushed all the bones in my leg." He moaned and then glared at Cartman. "With his fat ass."

"Hey. I am not fat, I'm big boned." He whined.

"Still telling yourself that?" Wendy raised her eyebrows and walked over to the window. "Hey, fresh snow has fallen."

"Aren't you used to it?" Stan replied, walking over to join her.

"Well yeah, but it's really thick up here." She told him. "We better be careful, don't want to get snowed in."

"We won't." Stan confirmed. "Dad said there's a phone in the reception room and a convenience store nearby if we need anything."

"Cell phones?" Wendy suggested and Stan pulled out his phone.

"No service." He smiled. "No surprise really."


"Ok you guys, b... breakfast's ready." Tweek called from the kitchen, he had made bacon sandwiches for everyone and fruit salad for the girls who were likely to stay away from any meat products all holiday. As the group began to gather round the table, the discussion about what they would do today began. There was not much to do up in the mountains, the house was big enough to cater for many fun and games but to the teenagers, that mainly just meant drinking their weight in vodka, polluting the cool mountain air with tobacco and covering the carpets in vomit.

"We could g...go sledging?" Tweek suggested, twitching slightly as he said so.

"Dude, what are you in eighth grade?" Clyde sniggered but Butters just stood and tapped his knuckles together.

"Oh come on fellas... Sledging sounds fun!" He energised, but stared at the floor whilst saying it.

"Yeah, that's because if you were at home now, you'd be watching re-runs of my little pony." Craig chortled and Clyde gave him a 'safe' high-five.

"Ok, lay off now guys." Stan sighed. "We need to seriously come up with something to do today, otherwise this vacations gonna be kind of dull."

"Well me and Tweek are going sledging, whether you like it or not." Butters argued.

"Wow." Kyle raised his eyebrows. "That's an improvement."

"You told me to be more independant." Butters told him.

"No, I just said stay away from fat ass." Kyle pointed out.

"Hey." Cartman snapped. "You sut it with the name jokes, or I'll kick you in the nuts."

"Go ahead, hurt me." Kyle shrugged.

"Oh, you'll see." Cartman muttered and there was a silence.

"Well, why don't we just check out the rest of the house, chill here for a while?" Wendy shrugged.

"I know what you're hinting!" Bebe grinned.

"Spa day!" They both chorused and Token put his hand to his head.

"Yeah yeah, I'm gonna have my headphones on the entire time." Token rolled his eyes.

"And I'll lie there, checking people out with no suit on." Kenny mumbled and Wendy shot him a weird glance.

"Please don't." She ordered and Stan put his arm around her.

"I wouldn't worry, he wouldn't take his parka off for a million bucks." Stan smiled.

"Yeah, that's because you'd be intimidated by what's under it." Kenny muffled again and there was another silence whilst this thought got processed in everyone's heads.

"Anyway, let's hit the pool!" Kyle cheered, breaking the silence and everyone began to run to their rooms. All but one person, who stood there watching them go, once again.