'thinking'
"Fury/ Zetsu"
"Aya/Shina"
"Angel"
Naruto Verse: Akatsuki Hideout
"First thing we're going to have to do is introduce you to the other members and your challengers." Pein said. He closed his eyes for a brief moment. "The other members will be here shortly. You aren't allowed to attack or harm any members."
"So what would happen if, um, they attack me first?" Aya asked.
"Then you wouldn't have to worry." Pein said with a smirk. Just then the Akatsuki members arrived.
Itachi and Kisame were there first. Itachi stared at her with his Sharigan on and Kisame smirked. Next was Konan and Tobi. Konan had found Tobi running around and gave Pein the slipper. Then came a man that looked about 29. He had black hair blue eyes and was tall. He had to be at least 5" 10'.
"Holy shit!!! Who the fuck are you?" She yelled pointing at the man.
"Why do I need to talk to a woman like you?" He said.
"Aya this Yoshi. Yoshi this is Aya." Pein said. Aya started giggling. "Why are you giggling?"
"Inside joke. You wouldn't understand." Aya said laughing.
"I don't understand how a person like you could know something I don't. Is it something stupid? You seem like a stupid child to me." Yoshi said with a smile. That stopped Aya's giggling immediately
'Must not kill him, must not kill him, must not kill him…' "Did you have a wife?"
"No, females are too stupid." Yoshi said with a grin. He was getting closer to having Aya release Fury on him.
"I figured." Aya said.
"Aya," Pein called getting everyone's attention from the girl preparing to snap Yoshi's head off. "Introduce yourself to the members."
"Ok then." She said using an overly preppy voice. "I have no dreams, no hope in living to have children, I most likely will eat someone when I get hungry enough, and I have split personalities named Angel and Fury." She changed her voice to a dull one and said, "I'm done. May I now find something to destroy?"
"Wait what do you mean you have split personalities? I didn't know women would be able to control them. People with split personalities tend to do stupid things." Yoshi once again said smiling.
"Let's not forget we have split personalities to." Zetsu said glaring at the man. Aya could tell he got on everyone's nerves.
'Must not kill him, must not kill him, must not kill him…' Aya thought twitching with the need to shove his head up his ass.
"Now you leave her alone!! She at least hasn't said anything stupid. Besides, you don't won't me to lock you in a room with Zetsu that hasn't eaten for a day." Konan said.
"Make that a week and you have a deal." Aya said. Everyone looked at her. "What I'm not allowed to speak when men are talking?" She asked.
"Yes that would be preferable." Yoshi said smiling again. Reminding her so much like Sai.
"Zetsu. Give her a tour of the base and where she will be sleeping. Everyone will be disbanded except for Zetsu, Aya, and Yoshi." Everyone left that Pein didn't say mumbling about a waste of time. "Aya, Yoshi you are not to interact until the battle 1 week from now." Pein stated.
"Then why the hell am I here?" Zetsu asked.
"You will keep Aya away from Yoshi except for when we eat. You are dismissed." They left the room. As they were walking, Aya was conferencing to her other personalities on whether or not to just find her sisters.
"What are you thinking about?" Yoshi asked.
Aya said nothing she wasn't paying attention.
Inside the mind of Aya:
"I say we learn how to be ninja, kill the Mario guy, find our unfortunate sisters, and live happily ever after." Fury said.
"I say we should leave now. We could find them and, um, live happily ever after like Fury suggested." Aya said.
"How about we meet halfway? We learn to be a ninja and live happily ever after." Aya said.
"We should leave now! What's the point of us learning to be, um, ninja?" Angel argued.
"Because Ms. Host wished we could stay here for a year." Fury explained
"Oh, don't you start Fury! It was a good wish!!" Aya argued back. Aya and Fury started arguing.
"Um, you guys are arguing more than befo- ow!!!" Angel yelled.
"What's wrong with you? Ow!" Aya yelled. Something kept hitting her head. Over and over again. "Fury, do you want to do this?"
"My-ow-pleasure."
Outside of her head:
Yoshi was flicking Aya in the forehead. Zetsu just kept walking ignoring the two when he remembered Pein's order. He sighed and turned around.
"Can you stop hitting the evil woman?" Zetsu said.
"Why she's just," *flick*, "a stupid split personality," *flick* "girl." Yoshi said. He was going to flick her again when Aya caught his hand.
"May you stop flicking me you faggot?" She asked releasing his hand. "Zetsu may we please continue the tour? I really need to find something to destroy."
"What can you destroy? Your hands can barely hold things." Yoshi said.
"Aren't you supposed to go play with yourself or something? I just want to get this tour over with so I can train," Her stomach growled again, "and eat. I wasn't kidding about eating somebody if I was hungry enough."
"Women shouldn't order men around. Besides I was leaving a freak like you alone." Yoshi said walking away. "I can't wait to fight a freak like you."
'Don't kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him…' "See ya when we eat." Yoshi smiled and walked off.
"Can we go on with the tour now? I really don't want to follow him."
"I like the way a brat like you think. Let's start with the common rooms." Then the tour continued on its happy way. They went to the living room, the kitchen (where Aya got some food from the refrigerator), and the training rooms. She got to the floor she started on and asked, "Um, what's on this floor?"
"This is our rooms. This was the floor you appeared on I think."
"How would you know that? You weren't here when I arrived."
"I was here you ungrateful brat."
"I'm gonna ignore that last part."
"This area is Deidara & Sasori's; this one's Kakuzu & Hidan; Leader & Konan; Kisame & Itachi; Tobi, Yoshi & my room. Don't go into any of the rooms. Especially Deidra's and Kakuzu's room This will be your room. Decorate it as you see fit. Start now so you don't have to do it later."Her room had an oak dresser, white sheets, and a mirror. There were two doors. One that led to a bathroom and one that lead to a closet.
"Lets have some fun," Aya said. She reached into her cloak and pulled out a grenade. She quickly shut the door and a loud explosion was heard.
"!!!" Everyone yelled.
"It wasn't me, yeah!" Deidara responded. Aya opened the door. The dresser was covered in soot, the bed sheets were now a gray color around a circle of white, and the mirror was clouded over with soot.
"Done!!" Aya yelled.
"Let's go it's about time for us to eat. You're gonna have to cook."
"Why?"
"Think about it like this: you cook we won't eat you." Zetsu said smiling.
"Okay then let's start cooking."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Naruto Verse: Sunagakure~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shina was following Temari. After the pepper spray incident no one wanted to be near her. She closed her eyes and sighed.
"What's wrong?" Temari asked.
'Nothing' Shina replied.
"Well here's my room." Temari handed the girl a towel and a change of clothes. Shina looked at Temari blankly. "What? You've got to change your clothes. Your clothes don't fit in well with ours and no offense, but your clothes smell spicy. It almost burns."
'It's okay I guess. I was cooking some spicy food.'
"You can cook?" Temari said incredulously. Shina nodded her head. "Hmmm… you can take your shower now."
'Okay' Shina went into a room with three beds 2 doors a window and a dresser. When Temari closed the door Shina went straight to the window and looked down. She was 10 stories high! 'Was the stairway that high up?' Then when she did the math she figured she ran 7 flights of stairs to escape the sand siblings and the cloud ninja chasing after her. Then she and Temari walked up another 3 flights of stairs. Shina sighed and began taking a shower.
In the shower she was thinking of where to find Aya and Lily. Lily would be heading or would be already near Aya, so she was out. But where Aya was, was the question. She turned the water off and began getting dressed. Halfway through figuring out how to put the god for saken clothes on she heard a knock on the door.
"Are you done yet?" A voice muffled by the door asked.
Shina finished getting dressed, while she was drying her hair she opened the door and answered the door. She saw none other than Kankuro.
"You could have just said no." Kankuro stated. Shina sighed and put her hand to her throat. "Oh yeah you can't talk." "No der Sherlock," Shina thought staring at Kankuro.
"Any way let's get you started on dinner." Shina didn't move but gave him her best WTH look.
"Didn't Temari tell you? You cook and we'll teach you how to be ninja.
Shina twitched. That was what Temari was thinking about. She groaned and looked at Kankuro with puppy eyes. "Doesn't work on me you just have to cook dinner lunch, and breakfast. How bad could it be?" She held her negative physical response and Kankuro dragged her to the kitchen which happened to be 2 floors up.
=======================Naruto Verse: Road to the land of Grass==================
It was a miracle that Lily survived the fall but thanks to her safety ways she had waterproofed all of her stuff. When she climbed out the river she got changed into a spare set of clothes. She walked for about 2 miles before she finally met someone. She asked the person if they knew where a nearby festival was. The reason why? Aya always wanted to go to a festival. It was actually pretty funny. She knew where the others were heading before they probably knew. The traveler had said it would take 3 weeks and it was in the land of grass which would be a 2 week walk. The man also told her to keep straight.
Lily thanked the man and walked forward. She thought about checking her bag to make sure she had enough supplies to last. She walked into the trees and took off her bag. She went through everything that was in her bag. She had 6 shirts, 5 pants, 2 pairs of shoes, she had a book that she wanted to read, 6 granola bars, 2 bottles of water, leftover lunch from before they got sucked in, fruit, a blanket, matches, a first aid kit, and her IPod. She checked to make sure it was OK and decided to pack up. Then a weird thought popped up. How would she get money to get where she was going?
That started her packing up and walking robotically towards the road and walked the direction she was heading all the while thinking of what she should do.
'Maybe I could work as a waitress.' Nah there probably wouldn't even be a job open. 'Maybe a cook?' Yeah a restaurant where we don't know how to cook Japanese? 'Maybe a doctor?" 1) I have to travel and 2) she probably couldn't help people any way. 'How about a singer?' Eh what the heck.
I'm so soryy I had computer issues again so I just typed 2 chapters!!
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