To Gain a Lover

Chapter Three, Marjornie

Eric Cartman was a creature of complex nature. His mind had many thoughts running threw it at once, mostly them being of ways to exterminate the Jews, Gingers, and Hippies in one swoop. He cursed the Jewish boy he knew for foiling most of these plots. If his thoughts were not on this, then it was on what all teenage boys minds usually was.

Sex

Cartman had never had a girlfriend. When you grow up in South Park, Colorado and known to be a antisemitic Nazi, it usually kills your chances for a relationship. He tried his hardest to get one, though. He had shot up to be quiet tall, and under his massive fat lay toned muscles. Though, looks did nothing for him, as the people he had grown up with still saw him as a whiny, Nazi, fat tub-o-lard.

All but one boy.

Honestly, Cartman saw this boy as the closest and most important person to him. Every time that he had any interaction with the boy his heart would race, and his mind would feel like mush. Such a sweet boy shouldn't exist. How his brow would scrunch in disgust when they spoke, how he would reprimand Cartman if he did something wrong. One thing that Eric feared most of becoming though, was a faggot. He would never admit his admiration for the boy, so any feelings he had for him would be stomped down, and harsh feelings were put forth.

No one could know that he had a crush on Leopold Butters Scotch.


The classroom was loud with students speaking and laughing, most ignoring their teacher at the front, too caught up in their own conversations. They didn't notice the blond girl duck threw the door, two other blonds following her, though they headed to their own seats as she awkwardly walked to the teachers desk. She seemed to be curled up into herself as she spoke quietly to the teacher. The blond girl seemed to curl up even more as he abruptly stood from his seat, a knowing grin on his lips.

The teacher, known as Mr. Garrison, slammed his hands down against his desk, successfully shutting the teenagers up. "Alright, so it seems as though Butters has gone for a little while, off on another queer-o camp or some such."

One girls voice could be heard asking who Butters was, but it was ignored as Garrison continued.

"We do have a new student to take his place though, she's from Dallas, Texas. Kids, please say hello to our class Marjorine, and tell them a little bit about yourself. "

All eyes rested on the girl as she tilted her head up, facing them. Her blue eyes were wide with nervousness, as though afraid they would swallow her whole "Oh, uh, H-hello. My name is ah' M-marjorine. I'm just your typical teenage g-girl. I-I like dancing, and ah'..ponies, and u-u-uh g-getting my snatch p-p-pounded on Friday nights!" The last part seemed as though it was forced out, her face a deep red.

A 'nice' was heard from one of the boys, which only seemed to embarrass her more.

Garrison waved her off to her seat, and she did so uncertainly, fearing both the glares and perverted leers that were sent her way. Marjorine dared to look up at one fatassed student, though immediately after regretted it, as she seemed to be paralyzed by his narrowed brown eyes.


Eric Cartman was a creature of complex nature. Though, he was still human and still male. We he saw something he liked he went for it. He saw a golden ticket today, one with blond hair, blue eyes, and named Marjorine.

Cartmans eyes first laid on her bright red converse, looking up her long sock clad legs which became hidden by a simple green skirt. Following that was a teal hoodie, hiding a seemingly flat chest. He didn't mind that though, for her slender neck held up the most enticingly beautiful face he had seen. Marjorines face was covered in a pink tinge, gloss covered lips in a pout, and her large blue eyes surrounded by black lashes.

She was more beautiful, innocent looking Butters, thats for sure. He hardly heard a word she spoke, to caught up in watching how her lips moved, how her legs carried her, and how her large blue eyes caught his.

The terrified look that she gave him made him realize something. He wasn't in danger of being gay anymore, and he wanted Marjorine as his.

And Eric Cartman always got what he wanted.


Agh I love this Chapter so much! More interactions between Eric, Kenny and Butters for the next chapter will definatly happen. Maybe both will even fight a little over Marjorine?

Anyways, to find out tune in for the next chapter after leaving me a few reviews please!