Beyond the Stars
Chapter 4
DS Lite Blues
Mystic: Right, so why am I continuing this?
Clario: Eh, nothing else to do until the other files get here.
Mystic: Right… Well ,they ARE here. The files.
Clario: So? We still need it updated, and you need to make a proper plot.
Mystic: …Hate you.
Flowerstar: Yeah, they're at the Endless Stairs. Quite ironic, how did they get there in the first place? O.o
Here goes, the first SERIOUS chapter of Beyond the Stars!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kirby, or the DS Lites, Nintendo do. I don't own anything that may be referenced at the TV Scene.
Claimer: I own the names of the characters, except Waddle which has been used how many times by other people? Also, I own Clario, Chibis, Smashion, and this fan-fic.
At Kirby's House…
"God! I'm so freakin bored!" Mystic yelled out.
"Yeah, me too." Kirby also said.
"If there was a contest for being bored, we'd be disqualified for being too good." Taelia muttered.
"Hey, wait, shouldn't we be talking some different way?" Kirby asked. "And weren't you Gerby… AND A BOY?"
"Eh, I like this name better. And I was a girl." Taelia replied. "Besides, now I can use Spark and Beam too."
"FECKIN CHEAP!" Waddle yelled out from his section of the floor, and chucking his DS into a Cappy screaming HELP.
"What?" Mystic asked.
"I got killed in this game I have because my L button won't work on my DS!" Waddle replied, frustrated. "This game called Lost Magic or something."
"Hah, loser. That's what you get for sticking with a normal DS." Mystic replied, whipping out a DS Lite.
"Yeah, don't you have one?" Kirby asked, taking out a pink one.
"Hah, you're left out." Taelia joined in, holding a green DS Lite.
"What the hell? You all got DS Lites? They're not even sold in Dreamland yet!" Waddle said.
"Tis called 'importing', my friend. Clario got all of us a DS Lite, and you were sleeping when he took us to Smashion." Kirby replied.
"Sigh. Well then, go call Clario then and like… force him to get me a DS Lite too." Waddle asked Mystic.
"No way, man! He already spent 450 Chibis on us, why would he spend more?" Mystic replied.
"Chibis?" Waddle asked.
"Smashion currency…" Taelia muttered!
"Well, I need a DS Lite, so I'm gonna go rob the store when they come in to Dreamland." Waddle said.
"Sigh… whatever, let's see what's on the TV." Taelia sighed, and grabbed the remote as Mystic hit the power button on the TV.
"Do the Mario-TSSSSSSSSSH-Well excuuuuuse me Princess!-TSSSSSH-It will be cloudy in Dreamland today-TSSSSSSSSSSH- GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, GOTTA-TSSSSSSH" went the TV as Taelia flicked through the channels.
"Hm. This looks interesting." Taelia stopped at a channel.
"-OF JIMMY NEUTRO-"
"Nevermind." Taelia said, sweatdropping.
"TSSSSH-DS Lites have come to Dreams R Us-TSSSSSSH-PIKAPIKA! Pikachu! SQUIRTLE-TSSSSSSSSH" went the TV as Taelia continued flicking through the channels.
"Wait, put it back two channels!" Waddle commanded, and dropping his DS on the floor, which broke it even more!
"TSSSH-BULBASAAAAAAUR-TSSSSH- That's right! Currently, we have Warpstar Yellow, Kirby Pink, Taelia Green, and Mystic Ocean, along with the normal DS Lite colors!" the TV announced the colors of the DS Lites.
"Aw! There's no Waddle Brown?" Waddle asked sadly!
"Haha… sucks for you." Kirby taunted!
"Well, I'm gonna go get a Warpstar Yellow, I guess. TO THE WADDLE CAVE!" Waddle yelled.
DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA WAD-DLE!
"…RIGHT… weirdo." Mystic said, changing it to the Kirby Kirby Kirby show!
In the BatCave… I mean, Waddle's Room.
"Okay… Grappling hook? Check. Black-op suit? Check." Waddle checked. "I'm all set. To Dreams R Us!"
DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA WAD-DLE!
"…Okay… who keeps doing that?" Waddle asked.
Outside Dreams R Us, Night Time
"Okay…. Grappling Hook, AWAY!" Waddle screamed at the top of his lungs as he threw the Grappling Hook, hitting a guard on the head at the top of the building.
"Okay, now it's attached to the wall!" Waddle said, climbing the hook. When he got to the top, the guard was there holding the hook!
"Leave. Now." The Guard said, pointing a .30 Caliber rifle at Waddle!
"Okay." Waddle said. "Let me leave through the main exit."
"Why, of course." The Guard replied.
Inside Dreams R Us, Sunrise
"Bullcrap! It's not sunrise!" Waddle yelled.
Fine, Night Time. GAWD.
"Thank you." Waddle said, as he sneaked to the DS Lite section. And by sneaked, I mean knocking over everything he went nearby! What a great thief!
"Proof that I should play Thief in every game ever." Waddle replied.
Waddle then stuffed a DS Lite in his pocket and ran the hell away!
Back at Kirby's House…
"Ooh! I have a great idea! I'll re-write the first three chapters and act like they're new ones!" Mystic exclaimed.
"NO. Just port the old ones and replace all the wrong crap and modernize it." Taelia replied. "It'll attract new people, because they'll think the first three chapters are crap and so is this chapter which is actually good."
"Who are you to tell me what to write and not to write?" Mystic snapped.
"The person who's powering the computer." Replied Taelia, who was using Spark to power Mystic's computer.
"Well crap."
Inside Dreams R Us, Sunrise
"What? It's still night time, idiot."
Fine, Night Time.
"Sweet."
Wait, my clock says 6 : 00! You lying asswipe!
"Hell. Gotta get out!" Waddle exclaimed, looking for the exit.
WILL WADDLE GET OUT IN TIME? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
"Damn these cliff-hanger endings!"
Mystic, reminding you to review.
Oh yeah, and tune in as I re-write all the chapters! Joy!
Well, to you. Nyaaah. I'll alert you when they are re-written on the next chapter.
