~These dares come from a guest commenter. If you don't want to be anon, tell me!
:DARES Karkat: Become the bucket king! (Put bucket on your head and sit in a bucket.
Announce to everyone that you're the bucket king. The bucket you sit in must be filled with skittles. ;0)
Karkat(I love torturing you!): BE HAPPY! (Smile, compliment people, trolls and humans alike, skip, make jokes, laugh. A lot.)
Dave/Sollux: Switch glasses. :0)~
Lisa: So everyone's here and recovered from a tiring night?
Karkat: I GUESS. BUT I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHY YOU'RE STILL DOING THIS.
Everybody nods their head in agreement.
Lisa: Great! Let's start with Karkat.
Karkat: FUCK YOU.
Lisa: Can't say that! You need to be nice for a day. Smile, compliment people, skip around-
Karkat: FUCK EVERYTHING.
Lisa: - tell jokes, and laugh.
John: (bursts into hysterical laughter and falls onto floor)
Dave: i dont know whats so funny hes a bundle of joy and love all the time
Karkat: SHUT UP STRIDER.
John: Karkat, that was mean. Make it up to him by skipping around. (rolls onto stomach and props chiin on hands, smiling)
Karkat: FUCK NO.
Lisa: Karkat...
Karkat: I REFUSE TO
Gamzee: MoThErFuCkIn ChIlL mAn JuSt Do It
Karkat was forced into a smile by Gamzee. Gamzee picked him up and dropped him twice on one foot, twice on the other, and so forth.
Karkat: MHMHMHMMM
Gamzee: SoRrY bRo CaNt HeAr WhEn YoU mOtHeRfUcKiN mUmBlE lIkE tHaT
After another minute of Karkat's seemingly endless torture, Gamzee put him down.
Lisa: (recovering from laughter) Let's give you a break before your next dare.
Karkat: SHOOT.
Horuss: 8=D (we can work on your p*ttymouth later)
Karkat: I HATE EVERYTHING.
Lisa: Dave and Sollux, you need to switch glasses.
Dave: ok i guess
Dave/Sollux: (put on each other's glasses)
Sollux: do ii look cool?
Dave: how the hell do you see out of these? (seeks help, runs into wall)
Lisa: (supresses giggle) Karkat, be the bucket king (tries and fails to supress loud obnoxious laughter). Put a (snort) bucket on your head, sit in a bucket full of skittles and proclaim (laugh) to be the bucket king.
Karkat: OH.
Karkat: MY.
KARKAT: GOG.
Kankri: D9 we need t9 have an9ther talk ab9ut triggers?
Karkat: (stares in disbelief at bucket)
Kankri: Pe9ple need t9 6e m9re aware and respectful 9f 9ther's insecur-
Karkat: (slams buckket on head)
Karkat had to close his eyes to put the bucket on his head. At least sitting on the Earth candy made it feel less like a bucket. Seeing this made even someone as collected as Kankri want to gag in disgust. Karkat, however, was on the verge of actual tears as he, for once, said something quietly.
Dave: what was that?
Karkat (mumbling): I HEREBY PROCLAIM TO BE THE BUCKET KING.
John: this is too great! louder!
Karkat (slightly louder): I HEREBY PROCLAIM TO BE THE BUCKET KING.
Jake: what was that?
Karkat (louder than normal): I HEREBY PROCLAIM TO BE THE BUCKET KING.
Karkat: AND I LOVE MY SUBJECTS.
Jade: I think we broke him. (walks over to Karkat, pulls off bucket) You okay?
Karkat: Perfectly fine, Jade, thank you.
Karkat simply got up, walked upstairs, and shut the door very quietly behind him.
Jade: Yup, he's broken.
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Sorry this chapter's so short! There wasn't much in the request, so I decided to end it in poor Karkat's misery.
Karkat: FUCK YOU.
