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Chapter 4: at the house (the missing chapter)

After much walking and other such K and the chibi shinacira arrived at the house, k opened the door stepping in shinacira following silently she looked around, k turned to close the door when he turned back around shinacira was over at his computer playing with it

K: hey get away from that

ShinacirA: why?

K: because you shouldn't touch things that don't belong to you

Shinacira: why?

K: because it is considered bad manners

Shinacira: why

K: because it isn't

Shinacira: why

K was now pulling at his head in frustrated: because it isn't leave it at that

Shinacira: okay

K: good, now how about you watch a movie

Shinacira: okay

K walks over to a shelf filled with movies

K: okay lets see here, beach babes, red headed bimbos, big breasted babes, uhh not really for kids, uhh lets see umm, I knew I had at least one child film around here, oh here it is bambi

Smiles as he pulls out the film of the lovable deer, he then puts it into the VSR hitting play, shinacira sits down watching the film as k walks over to his computer sitting down K started opening random websites and looking at them

K: lets see nude pictures of vanassea, althena, oh here is a new one of Leona, wow that's hot

Shinacira: hey Mr. K why are you looking at a naked miss. Leona

K looked down at the innocent looking shinacira

K: uhh how about you go watch your movie

Shinacira: its boring

K: soo

Shinacira: can you play a game instead

K: like what

Shinacira shrugged

K sighed lightly: alright

Shinacira jumped for joy: what the game we going to play

K: hide and don't go seek

Shiancira: okay I will hide first

K: great

K watched as shinacira ran away to go hide in a random part of his house, he smirked as he went back to uhh, looking. About three hours later shinacira had still not appeared k getting a little bit worried of the small child went in search for her, it did not take long for him to find her, namely because of how small the house, shinacira was sitting on the floor of his berrom reading something she looked up when he had entered

Shinacira: hey mr. K what are they doing in these pictures

Shiancira held up a very M rated magazine which is to graphic to explain and would defiantly blow the rating.

Anyways k went wide eyes staring at the magazine in her hands, he quickly grabbed it

Shiancira: hey

K: where did you find this

Shinacira: in the bottom drawer of your dresser why

K: because this is a adult book, adult in other words you cant look at it

Shinacira: I am old enough

K: in a few years sporty

Shiancira stuck her tongue out at k who sighed putting the magazine back into his hiding place

K: I think it is time you go to bed

Shinacira: okay but first you have to tell me a story

K: fine get into bed

Shiancira climbed up onto k's bed

K: no that is my bed

Shinacira: but it's the only bed in the house

K: what about the couch

Shinacira giving the puppy dog eyes of death: pweese

K: ahhh, noo not the eyes not the eyes, fine

Shinacia: yay

Shinacira slipping under the blankets she then stared up at k

K: what?

Shinacira: a bed time story now

K: why

Shinacira: because, I wont go to sleep without one

K: fine, lets see

K sat onto the edge of the bed thinking

K: okay lets see once long ago there lived a girl named Cinderella she...

Shinacira: already heard it

K: okay.. once upon a time long ago there lived a little girl named little red ridding hood one day..

Shinacira: heard that to

K annoyed: fine... once upon a time there was this kingdom and in it lived this king at this queen...

Shinacira: heard that also

K very annoyed: okay fine, long long ago in a far away land named Japan, which is not that far considering we are there, there lived this boy named.. .. .

Shinacira: heard it

K: no you did not for I am making it up

Shinacira: really sweet

K: yes now anyways.. the boy's name was kensou, he was a obsessed with this beautiful girl named althena, but althena never gave him the time of day, so one day he found a magic lamp and he made a wish to be popluar hansom and althena to like him, this happened and althena lovd him they got married and lived happily ever after the end

Shinacira: that's a fairy tale

K: yes

Shinacira: why

K: because the chances of that happening are slim to none

Shinacira: yeah because there is a magic lamp

K: even without the lamp it still is slim to none now sleep

Shiancira: but

K: no buts now sleep

Shinacira: fine

K sighed as he got up walking to the door he turned around looking at the small child in the bed he shut the light off

K: night

Shinacira: night mr.k

With this k shut the door walking down the hall wondering how he got mixed up into this

The next day at the residence where kyo, shingo, and iori lived

Kyo: how the hell could you lose her

Iori: I got destracted

Kyo: how could you get distracted

Iori: long story you see..

Kyo: I dotn care we have to go find her and now

Iori: but think about it, this is the best thing since, I don't know, but don't you see she is out of our hair

Shingo: how could you say that

Iori: simple, you just say it

Shingo: that's not what I meant

just then the doorbell rang

Kyo: I will get it, shingo shut up and iori figure out a way to get her back

Kyo walked over to the door opening it to see K

Kyo: what do you want

K: to return something

Kyo: what my DNA

K:.. . .if she is yours it would explain a lot

Kyo holding up a fist: what did you say

K sighed steeping aside revealing shinacira

Iori seeing shinacria ran over past kyo hugging shinacria tightly

Iori: thank god you are alive shinacira, we were so worried

Shinacira: its okay, mr.k was really nice to me, we had lots of fun playing hide and don't go seek, he had pictures of miss. Leona, she was naked

Iori glaring up at K: he did, did he?

K started to back up: I think I should go now you know

Iori through clenched teeth: why I still have to thank you for finding shinacira

K: that's okay you know, just helping a little girl out

Iori: shiancria why don't you go inside with kyo

Shinacira: okay, bye bye mr.K

Shiancria waved skipping instead, kyo flashed a quick pitying look to k before following behind her

Right after the door was closed k broke into a run down the road iori hot on his heel,

Iori: come back here you closet pervert, I will teach you to look at my girlfriend nude

K: HELP ME, SOMEONE, ANYONE

K ran right past a bench where k9999 was sitting angel beside him

K9999: wow I pity him

Angel backhanding k9999: shut up now bitch did I say you could talk

K9999: no ma'am

Angel: damn straight

A/N: that's it, the chapter rewritten and posted, I guess in the original I had put onto the wrong one, sorry ppl, I hope you like it, and sorry if any of you are offended, believe it or not this is the basic of what the original chapter was like, altered slightly thought.. .. .. k being a closet pervert was in the original chapter.. .. and the ending where iori chases k, except the part with k9999 and angel, well hope you enjoyed please review

Kyo clone #1: and read more

Kyo clone #2: why

Kyo clone #1: I don't know, just that you usally say that

Kyo clone #2: why

Kyo clone #1: I don't know

Kyo clone #2: why

Kyo clone #1 getting frustrated: shut up or I will kill you and I will make it look like a accident

Kyo clone #2: shutting up