Largofan: Whoot, chapter 4, and I'm on a roll

Kaku: Yeah, if you call a roll copying, pasting, rereading, and editing.

Largofan: I do, so shut up. -kicks Kaku in the stomach- Disclaimer is in chapter 1

- Start -

Oh no, oh no, oh no, I didn't study at all for this test! I'm so going to get a horrible grade on it! Tsuna thinks as she waits for Nezu-sensei to call her name. She glances outside and see's Reborn sitting in a tree. This is all his fault! He hasn't been tutoring me at all! Just making me read about the stupid mafia! Tsuna thinks angrily.

"Sawada." Nezu calls.

"Yes." Tsuna says sadly, standing and walking up to the front of the classroom. Nezu snorts.

"This is just hypothetically speaking, but say there is a single student that scores in the 20 point range and lowers the class average by 10 points, lowering the class' and the school's standing. According to me, a top graduate from Tokyo University, that person is just a burden on an education-conscious society, and should die." Nezu says as he flashes Tsuna's test with a big, red 26 on it to the entire class as Tsuna goes bright red grabing her test before scurrying back to her desk.

Itai, I normally score a lot better! Why'd he have to be so mean!? Tsuna thinks as Hayato enters the room.

"Eh, Hayato-kun?" Tsuna says questioningly, since the silver haired teen wasn't at school yesterday.

"Hey! You're late! Don't interrupt class!" Nezu shouts at Hayato, who turns and glares at him.

"What was that? I'll come in when I feel like it." Hayato growls, as everyone whispers about how scary he is. Hayato goes over to Tsuna's desk and bows lowly at the waist.

"Good morning Jyubanmehime!" He says, and everyone starts whispering again.

"You know, I heard that it was Sawada who beat down the senpai's."

"Sawada is such a yankee, look at how long her skirt is." (According to various manga I've read, yankee, or gangster, girls wear floor lenght skirts. Tsuna's is only to her knees though.)

"You don't think Sawada threatened Gokudera and made him her bitch, do you?" The class murmurs and Tsuna freaks out, especially as the entire Gokudera fanclub glares at her.

"E-eh! No, no, no! You have it all wrong." She says, frantically waving her hands as Hayato heads for his seat, which was painfully far from his Jyubanmehime in his opinion.

"This is just hypothetically speaking of course, but say there is a delinquent who carelessly comes in late for class if at all, it would be safe to say that said delinquent would hang out with loser trash who painfully lowers the class average. At least that's the opinion of a top grad from Tokyo University." Nezu-sensei says as he pushes his glasses up. Hayato freezes, there was no way that this bastard just insulted his Jyubanmehime.

"Old man." Hayato growls out, stalking up to Nezu-sensei and grabbing him by his collar. "I don't care what you say about me, but no one insults Sawada-Jyubanmehime and gets away with it!" Hayato growls, shaking Nezu-sensei.

Gah, Hayato-kun is so embarrassing! Why do guys always have to get violent!? Tsuna wonders as the class starts muttering again.

"Jyubanmehime? No way, you don't think Sawada is in line to become an Ane-san, do you?"

"That's so scary! What if there's a gang war or something, Sawada will bring it to school!"

Tsuna bows her head, embarrassed that everyone was slowly figuring out the truth thanks to Hayato-kun.

"Hey Jyubanmehime, should I drop this guy?" Hayato asks as he uses Nezu-sensei's tie to choke the poor man, since blasting him might cause shrapnel to hurt his Jyubanmehime.

"Hayato-kun! Stop that right this minute!" Tsuna says and Hayato does so instantly, letting Nezu-sensei drop to the floor.

"Of course! But Jyubanmehime, he was insulting you." Hayato says, pointing at Nezu-sensei, who was foaming at the mouth, and sounding very much like a little kid saying 'but he started it'. Hayato seriously wanted to drop the guy in a completely different manner though for the insult to his Jyubanmehime.

"I don't care!" Tsuna says and Nezu-sensei recovers and glares at the both of them.

"Gokudera! Sawada! You're coming with me to the principle's office right now!" Nezu-sensei roars hoarsely and marches the two out of the room.

Oh god, oh god, oh god, why did this have to happen? Tsuna thinks, if her and Hayato didn't find some time capsule, they would be expelled. Even worse, they had no clue to even where it was and Hayato was planning on just running around blowing up the playground after he found out that Tsuna didn't want to be expelled.

Tsuna looks at the dynamite Hayato had given her and sighs, curling up into a little ball of woe, knowing it was hopeless and she had completely failed her parents, both of whom had just wanted her to finish middle school, and now everyone also thought she was an Ane-san.

"Man you are one messed up guy Nezu-sensei, giving those two hope that they won't be expelled if they find some time capsule that doesn't even exist, it's just cruel." The gym teacher, Inoue-sensei, says.

"Haha, it's the principle's fault, he's the one who didn't remember that there wasn't a 15 year old time capsule, it just goes to show that he's getting old, and right now the school board has decided that I'm the next in line, this should be enough to get him sacked." Nezu-sensei replies with a smirk. "Either way, those brats will be expelled no matter what, I'll only think about letting them stay is if they break the playground in half."

What!? That... That bastard! Tsuna thinks and looks at the dynamite and lighter that Hayato had given her and scurries outside of the teacher's lounge and waits until she see's Hayato about to light up and throws a stick of dynamite into the teacher's lounge after lighting the fuse and scurries aways so as to not get caught.

Tsuna runs right into Reborn, who was smirking.

"That's more like a mafia boss, now use your dying will to help your subordinant." Reborn says before shooting Tsuna in the head.

If I had the will of the dying, I could so break the playground in half with just my bare hands. Tsuna thinks as she falls before bursting out of her skin.

"Yeah! Break the playground in half!" She shouts and grabs Leon. "Locate the ground weakness with dowsing!" She shouts as Leon turns into dowsing rods.

Jyubanmehime is so cool! Hayato thinks and redoubles his efforts so as to not disappoint his Jyubanmehime, or look uncool in her eyes.

Tsuna soon finds a fault line with Leon and goes to punch the ground, barely noticing the 4 bullets being shot into her arm, elbow, shoulder, and spine, before punching the ground as hard as she can, causing an earthquake and making the fault line split open, literally breaking the playground in two.

As Tsuna comes down from her Dying will high, Hayato finds a time capsule and goes through it, finding tests with super horrible scores in the single digits and all belonging to Nezu-sensei, who's promptly sacked for fraud.

As a reward for uncovering the fraud, Tsuna and Hayato aren't punished for breaking the playground in half, and of course, aren't expelled.

- End -

Largofan: Okay, now for some explanation, I've been reading Gokusen, and in it, it explains that Ane-san is a way to refer to a female yakuza, or Japanese mafia leader. I used Ane-san instead of saying Yakuza or mafia leader because it's more of a Japanese cultural thing, and I like it. It can also be used to mean big sister.

Dino: That's cool, is there a special way to refer to a male yakuza leader?

Largofan: Oyabun-san

Kaku, Gaou, and Hisoka: -sweat drop-

Kaku: Don't lie! You don't know!

Largofan: True, but it is a good guess, cause he is the Boss, and Oyabun means boss, or group leader