Charlie: lot's of people had asked me about the sequel of a month of hell and as I said before YES THERE IS GOING TO BE A SEQUEL, BUT NOT AS IN THE FORM OF A STORY, BUT IN OUR CONVERSATION. you know the one I have with Fluffy. and for those who don't have a single clue of what I'm saying then just wait!

Miroku: Charlie, the baby's hungry

Charlie: and you're telling me this because why

Miroku: (confuse) isn't it ours?

Sango: WTF! IT BETTER NOT BE! HOW COULD YOU SLEEP WITH HIM!

Fluffy: (to Charlie) my god, you slept with him! (laugh)

Arguing, laughing, and weeping in the background.

Charlie: QUIET!

Everybody stops.

Charlie: good. 1. the baby is not my mine it's Miroku's. it was created magically, but it does have a little Miroku in it and nothing else. 2. the baby is in your care Miroku. if it shit or whatever you take care of it 3. (turn to the still laughing Fluffy) and Fluffy, down.

BAM!

Charlie: also people I made a little mistake. Sango and Miroku are from the federal era. just wanted to clarified that, but Inuyasha and Kagome shall remain from the future. it might get a little confusing.


Chapter Four: Hide and Seek

Kagome woke up with a pounding headache. She slowly opens her eye and looked around. Finding it was her room, she fell back to sleep again and snuggle closer to her pillow. Wait! Since when do pillows hug you back! She sat up and looked at the person in front of her. Oh, it's just Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru! She pulls herself from his grip, but like herhe have some strong arms. She calls to him, several times, but he wouldn't wake. Then she punched him in the stomach. That seems to do it. He sat upright, groaning and holding his stomach. His grip loosens and she quickly crawl out from his grasp. "You mind telling me why you're in my bed."

(I know she didn't scream like she was suppose to, but I thought I try something different, unless somebody had already used this before.)

He glares at her and rub his stomach. "You were drunk last night so I brought you home."

"That still doesn't explain why you're in my bed."

"When people get drunk they talk a lot, you however got a little...physical," he said slowly. A little, who was he kidding; she was practically trying to get him into bed, which she did, but not in that manner.

"I hit you?" she asked a little doubtful. She could get really angry, but violence? But she was drunk so who knows.

"No, not that kind of physical," he said laughing.

It took her a while to understand what he meant and when she did her eyes bug out. "W-W-We didn't do anything, did we?"

He shrugs and got up. "Not that I know of. You just kind of kiss me, but that was it. I had tried to leave, but with your hands glue to my neck it was pretty difficult."

"Oh, I'm sorry," she blushed

He shrugs again and headed for the door.

"Where are you going?"

He turns back around. "To work," he said and kept walking, but then stopped. "Do you want a ride?"

"No," she said stubbornly and went into the bathroom. She shut the door with a bang.

He smirks and went to wait out in the living room. He occupied himself with cooking breakfast and thought about last night. He liked the kiss and liked even more that she wanted it, but she was drunk at that time. He frowns when he opens the refrigerator. There was barely anything in there, except for maybe some water and bread, but that was it. He wonders how she survives with just water and bread. The cupboards were empty. No, wait there's a bag of lays, no make that two. Her kitchen was clean, but empty.

Kagome got dress and went out into the living room. She saw Sesshoumaru raiding through her kitchen. She walked up to him, but he ignored her and continues looking through every cupboard. "What do you think you're doing?"

"Looking."

"For what?" she asked and stopped him.

"Food, but apparently all I found was water, bread and chips."

"So?"

"How long haven't you been eating?" he said glazing intensely at her.

She shifted under his gaze. "I have been eating." It was a total lie. She had been eating just not that much.

"How long?" he asked with an edge of power in it.

"Months."

He shook his head and rushes her toward the door. She somehow managed to grab her bag on the way. He opens the car door for her, but she stuck up her nose and proceeded to walk to work. He grabs her hand and drags her into the car, locking her in when she had tried to get out. He got in the driver's seat and started driving.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing!" she shouted.

"To go eat," he said. "And then after work I'm taking you grocery shopping."

"I don't want to! What makes you think I even want to," was she a good liar. She doesn't have enough money, but she didn't want his pity. "I can go grocery shopping myself."

"Yeah and what are you gonna pay it with? I'm quite eager to hear." When silence was his answer he smirks. It was almost a total silence. She curses him now and then, calling him names.

"I don't need your pity."

"Call it what you want, but we're still going. First is breakfast," he said and drove into Denny's. He parked the car and walk inside. She soon follows after him. They got a booth and a waiter came.

"What will it be?"

"One coffee, black and two spoons of sugars. The special."

She wrote everything down then turns to Kagome. She looked up the lady. "Whatever he's having, but can you put milk in my coffee?"

"Sure," she said and left.

The phone ring and Kagome picked it up. "Hello? How you get my number?"

He can see her face turn into a frown and wonder who's on the phone. It couldn't have been Inuyasha, could it? He watched her close the phone only to open it again and dial.

"Miroku?"

"Oh, hi Kagome."

Her face twitched up into en evil grin. "You know, Sango would love to know about your little secret."

"P-Please, d-don't I-I-'ll do a-an-anythi-ng."

Sesshoumaru watch with interest as her face show many different emotions. First were nice, shock, anger, and then evil.

"The next time Inuyasha blackmail you, be a man. I'll cover up for you if anything happens with Sango, understood?"

"Yes, ma'am."

She hung up the phone and drops it somewhere in her bag. "Idiot," she said and her phone rang again. She looks at the number and hand it to Sesshoumaru. "You might wanna take this," she said smiling evilly.

He looked from her to the phone and took it reluctantly. "Hello?"

"Who is this?" a gruff voice asked.

He smirks. It was his little brother. Now he understood why Kagome had all the different change of emotions. He looked to Kagome to see her smiling back at him. This might be fun. "Hello, little brother."

A pause came from the other line and then an angry voice replied. "Sesshoumaru! What the hell are you doing at Kagome's house!"

(Kagome has a cell phone, but Inuyasha thought she was still at home).

He pulls the phone away from his ear before it made him deaf. Kagome stifled her giggle.

The waiter came back carrying their food and put it down. Then she left while looking back with a confuse face.

"Sesshoumaru, y-you didn't do that with her, did you?" he asked a little hesitant.

He smiles straight at Kagome which made her blush and looked down. "Maybe, I did."

"H-How could she? Y-You're lying!"

She grabs the phone away from him before it got outta hand. "Inuyasha?"

"Kagome, how could you do that?"

"Do what?"

"You know what! How could you do that with my brother!"

She rolled her eyes and looked at Sesshoumaru. There was amusement in his eyes. "I don't know what you're talking about. Good-bye Inuyasha," she turns off the phone. It ranged again. She knew it was Inuyasha without looking at it. "Aw hell," she said and just turned off her phone completely. She began eating and felt eyes watching her. She looked up to see Sesshoumaru smiling at her. "What?"

"You're evil."

"I know," she said and continue eating.

(I don't know whether to make him an Ice Prince or the Prince of Assholes. maybe I could make him just a little nicer.)


She was working outside, Sesshoumaru inside. Kagura had called that day, mock Kagome, demanded to speak to Sesshoumaru, but Kagome told her he was out. This time was not a lie; he had gone out for a meeting with his dad and some other business people. She sighs and looked at the clock. She grabs her bag. Then- oh shit. She remember that Sesshoumaru was gonna take her grocery shopping. She left a message and quickly got out of there, she waited for the elevator, but it was to long so she took the stairs. She did not want his pity and he can do nothing about it!


Meanwhile Sesshoumaru had got back, and was in the elevator that Kagome was about to take. He got out just as Kagome took the stairs. He went to her desk, but found she was not there. She did left a note though. He looked at it and became enraged. He dropped it and ran the elevator. He waited and waited. Screw the elevator! It was too damn long, he took the stairs.

The note dropped on the floor. In big black letters it said, "SUCKER!"


Kagome ran down the stairs, but then she heard another foot step, more like foot running. She looked up and saw Sesshoumaru running after her. He heard him calling her, but she didn't stop.

"Kagome, you better stop right now!"

She gave up on the stair and ran to the elevator. The door dings open and she went inside. She pushes the second floor, instead of the first floor just to keep him off track.

He had run after her and saw her go in the elevator. He groans in frustration. All this because of a damn grocery shopping! He pushes the button and got inside the elevator (not the same one like Kagome but the one next to it). He got to the first floor and ran through the door. He saw no one. She couldn't have been that fast! He went back inside and asks the people if they had seen a long, black hair girl with a side-bag running out or anybody running out for that matter.

She got to the second floor and saw him from the balcony. He looked her way and she drops to the floor. A man walked by and stares at her strangely. "Shush," she said and mutter a please. He didn't say anything except kept going. She looked up again. He was still there!

Sesshoumaru looked 'round. He knew she was still in the building, but he just didn't know where. She could be on any floor. Damn it! He sat down on the sofa and kept watch. He'll see how long she'll hold out.

Kagome remain on the second floor and occasionally look up, but he was still there! She was getting hungry and hadn't got anything in her bag to fill her rumbling belly. She slowly went to the elevator and went back to Sesshoumaru's office. She saw a bowl of chocolate on his table. He think he's gonna starve her out well he's got another thing coming! Wow, she sounded like a prey being hunted by a predator, she thought and laughs at the idea.


Once she got up, she went into his office and took the bowl of chocolate. She went under his desk in case he came back and started eating.


Sesshoumaru grew tired of waiting after twenty minutes of waiting. He needed to get home to Rin before she has a fit and start throwing things at the babysitter, well, he's gonna have to change babysitters. Rin just doesn't seem to like them somewhat. He went to his office and got his briefcase ready.


Kagome grew nervous when he came in, but calm down when her hiding spot wasn't discovered. The phone rang and she curse whoever it is that called!


He was just leaving, but the phone rang and he picked it up. "What?"

"Is that any way to speak to your father?'

"I'm sorry, father. What can I do for you?"

"I was just thinking about that Kagome girl. There's going to be a party this Saturday and I was hoping you bring her."

"What about Kagura?"

"Oh, her," he said distastefully. Sesshoumaru smiles. Neither of them liked Kagura, they only put up with her because of a business alliance. "Well, she can come, but I want Kagome to come to."

Kagome bite on a piece of chocolate while listening to the conversation. A party? Saturday? And Kagura is coming. It should be interesting.

Sesshoumaru looked on his desk. Something was missing. His chocolate, that's what was missing and he can only think of one person who might have done it. He looked around his room, then at the table. She couldn't have gotten into the other room without stealing the keys from the janitor. And there was no where else to hide except for the table. He was so busy thinking he didn't hear his father calling him.

"Sesshoumaru!"

"Yes, father?"

"Didn't you hear me? I said we have another meeting tomorrow. Don't be late."

"Yes, father," he said and hang up.

Kagome continue eating the chocolate. They weren't that bad. The next thing she knew Sesshoumaru had popped his head under the table and scare the shit outta her. She almost choked on the chocolate.

"Enjoying the yourself?" he said looking at the half-full bowl of chocolate.

She licks her lip and smile up at him. "Yes," she said and offers him a piece. He sighs and took it. She got out from underneath the table and smile at him. He ate the chocolate while looking at her like a father look at his daughter when she gets in trouble. She put the bowl of chocolate down.

"Well, ja ne," she said and sprinted from the room. She was almost to the stairs when she was caught and spun around. She hit a chest and looked up. He smirks down at her and offers her the last piece of chocolate. She pouts and ate it right out of his hand. He pointed toward the elevator and she complied. He licked his fingers and followed her.


Twenty bags of grocery to fill her kitchen for months. She was putting away the food that he had bought while thinking of a plan to get rid of him. He was sitting there, eating popcorn and watching Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, a movie he rented.

She walked up to him and cross her arms. "Well, you should get going." He ignored her. She grew angry and grabs the bowl of popcorn. He stop the movie and stood up, making her look up at him. "Shouldn't you be going home?"

He grabs back the bowl and sat down. "No."

"What about Rin?"

"She has a babysitter."

"I give up," she said and went into her bedroom.


She came out wearing a blue, long-sleeve shirt and white strip pants. She had a small towel over her shoulders. She went to the kitchen and grabs something to eat. She wanted to eat a hot meal for once, but then she has to cook it. She didn't know how to cook. The only thing she could cook was rice and fried rice, which isn't exactly fried rice at all. She settles for Ramen. She looked out into her living room.

The movie had ended and he was now rummaging through her cabinet. Great! Her boss is in her home and looking through her things. The telephone ringed and she picked it up. "Hello?"

"Hi, Kagome," said a male voice.

"How the hell you get this number? Wait, don't answer that question," she said hanging up.

Sesshoumaru walked in with his jacket off and no tie. He leans against the wall. "Inuyasha?"

She didn't answer him. She set the Ramen on the table and as just about to eat it when what do yah' know. Sesshoumaru grab it and dumped it in the trash. She got up, angrily and frustrated. "What are you doing?"

"Cooking you a real meal," he said and took out some pots.

The phone rang again and she picked it up. "What?"

"Ah...Kagome?"

"I'm sorry, Sango. It's just that I have an intruder in my home and it's driving me nuts!" When she said intruder he turn around and smirk at her which only made her angrier.

"Who is it?" she asked curiously.

"My boss," she said and heard a squeal.

"Oh my god, I heard he's hot. So did you guys-."

"No! Now good-bye. I'll talk to yah' tomorrow," and she slammed the phone.

"Intruder? That's rude."

She was just about to say something back, but then the phone ring again. Goddamnnit, why the fuck is everyone calling my house tonight? Then she looked to Sesshoumaru, oh. "Yes?"

"Why you hang up on me, babe?"

That was definitely not Sango. She once again slammed the phone down.

"Aren't you having a tough night?"

She ignores the comment. "Do you have a cell phone?"

(her cell just so conviently happen to run out of battery).

"Jacket."

She got his cell phone from his back pocket and dials Miroku's number.

"Hi, Sesshoumaru. What are you doing calling me?" he said in a happy-go-lucky tone.

"You've got a lot of nerve!"

That tone didn't stay for long. "I-I'm s-s-s-so s-o-rry, K-Ka-go-m-me." He was met with a dead line.


Sesshoumaru and Kagome were eating happily. She was chatting with Sango on her phone. She is currently telling her the 99th perverted thing Miroku had done. Sesshoumaru was having a fun night, listening to Kagome list down all the sin Miroku had done. Sango was pissed by the time she was done and Miroku, let's hope he can run fast or she'll have to be attending his funeral.


After the phone incident, Kagome had literally begged Sesshoumaru to leave, but he ignores her and continue watching TV. She groans and unplugs the TV. She crosses her arms and smirk. He stood up and beforesheknew what was going on, he was kissing her.

They drop to the couch and Sesshoumaru was on top. He was kissing her neck and going lower when the freaking' door bell rang! Both of them curse whoever's outside.

Whoever is outside they better start running before they meet two very angry demon-like people.


Miroku and Sango are "caring" for the baby like decent parent.

Charlie: big news. Inuyasha and Kagome are coming back tomorrow! yeah! and school is starting so I might not have that much time to write the stories. also another Guess Who?

GUESS WHO?

GUESS WHO IS OUTSIDE OF THAT DOOR. AND WHOEVER GUESSES IT RIGHT THEN CAN HAVE ONE REQUEST FROM ME, BUT PLEASE THOSE WHO DO NO, I REPEAT, DO NOT WANT A REQUEST THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER. I WANT PEOPLE WHO WILL REQUEST SOMETHING ONLY IF IT'S IN MY REACH.

THE GUESS WHO? WILL END ON AUGUST 17, 2005.

Miroku: can I try?

Charlie: no and because it will only be some kind of a perverted request.

Fluffy: true to that

Sango: Miroku, I need you to change the baby

Miroku: coming dear

Fluffy: they're acting like a married couple

Charlie: which they will be, someday. let's prepare for Inuyasha and Kagome's arrival.

Fluffy: why?

Charlie: (puppy eye) please, Fluffy. please.

Fluffy: (melts) alright, alright, just stop

Charlie: yeah, thank you, Fluffy. ja ne everyone!