Hey Guys! Oh Jeez i feel so bad. I was gonna post this sooner, but then the tests at school came and i got interupted. And also i had writers block . Grrrr! Anywho. This chapter is sorta boring. But should give you guys an attempt to guess what's gonna happen next! XD Have fun!

Disclaimer: Sadly i do not own FMA in any way. :(


Chapter 4: CONFUSION! (Bum bum bummmmmm) :D

Ed's POV

Roy was grimacing in pain as Winry put on his brand new automail. As Winry was putting in the last screw, which is the most painful, he was grinding his teeth so hard that his face was red. I snickered to myself when Roy passed out from the pain. Sweat was dripping from Roy's forehead, and for some reason I started blushing. My heart was pounding. Why do I keep blushing around Roy? Winry saw me blushing and smiled. There must be something wrong with my female body. Why would she be smiling if not? I should probably go look into it, in the library. Winry's hand went into my face. I snapped my head up. "Yeah?" I asked.

"So Ed, why were you two idiots grinning like dopes?" She spoke quietly. I just glared out the hospital window. I looked back at Winry who was staring at my bosom. I slowly covered my chest with my arms, embarrassed. Winry got twinkles in her eyes and she sat more straight. "Oh yeah, Edward we need to go shopping! For bras, pa-" She was interrupted my groans of no. "-nts, shirts, underwear, and of course make-up!" She continued. I smacked my hands to my face and was about to scream. Why now? I turned to face Winry with a glare. If looks could kill she would be on the floor motionless. I can't believe I used to like/ love her. I was such an idiot for her.

"No way! I'm not going anywhere!" I said when she finished up with Roy's right leg. She told the nurse to go grab my old clothes while digging in her suitcase. She must've found the thing she was looking for. She pulled out a bra. I slowly backed away. I felt my back hit the wall. Winry closed in on me and held it up against my own breasts.

"This is a B-Cup bra, but I'm not sure when we can get you a bra. We might have to change the size a little." She smiled as she fitted the bra against my chest properly. "Looks like you are bigger than me." I glared and then stopped when Winry pulled out her wrench. She put the bra in my hand and shoved me towards the patients bathroom. I went in there and locked the door.

In the bathroom, I took my shirt off. Looking in the mirror I saw my breasts and was surprised at what they actually looked like. The drawings I had seen in old pictures made them look more cartoonish. I looked at the bra in my hands and strapped it on. I looked at the straps on my shoulders, they were too tight. My breasts were popping out of the cloth. I tried to pull it up more but it snapped back at me. I yelped as it hit my shoulder with a sharp pain. "Ed! Are you alright in there?" Winry yelled outside the bathroom doors.

"Yeah!" I opened the door after a couple more minutes of getting used to the idea of wearing a bra. Winry was waiting in a chair. "Good?" She nodded.

Winry's POV:

I threw a pair of clothes at Edward and turned away, "Get your clothes on. We are going shopping in twenty minutes!" Edward flashed a look at me and then turned back towards the bathroom holding her clothes. Ed walked in and shut the door behind her. I turned to Roy seeing a slight blush on his face. I shrugged off my light sweater and put my hand to my forehead wiping off the remnants of sweat. A few minutes later Ed walked out of the bathroom and went straight toward her open book that was set aside earlier. She looked almost exactly how boy Ed used to be. Except for the two mounds popping out from her chest, the red jacket concealed her curves. The only thing that tipped Ed off too was his (or her) now girly face.

-*20 Minutes later*-

Edward turned towards the noise we heard while we were walking outside. There was a little girl running after us. She had yelled out, "WAIT!" We paused in our tracks and listened. She had black hair and had them in braids running down both sides of her head. There was a strange looking cat in her hands. She catched up with us and tried to breath normal. She looked up at us and smiled holding out her hand.

"Hi I'm May. I was uh hoping you would know where the Fullmetal Alchemist is? I heard rumors that he died…" Sadness filled her eyes. "I-Is it true?" She said sadly. As if she were about to cry. Ed looked at me shocked. I bent down and then patted her head.

"May it's nice to meet you. I know where the Fullmetal Alchemist is." I paused. "If you want know where… he is. You won't find him. He or uh she is in front of you." I smiled and pointed at Ed. "May meet the Fullmetal Alchemist. Edward Elric is now a girl." May stood there frozen in shock. Her jaw hitting the floor.

"H-How? This is not my Edward!" She turned away angry and ran back off somewhere. Ed looked at me sadly. I grabbed hi- her hand and pulled Ed towards the street.

We entered a shop titled 'Girl Fashion'. Ed just about killed me when I suggested it. She finally gave in when I told her that I would pay. We only walked at most two steps when a lady in a white summer dress walked over to us.

"Hello my name is Nora. How may I help you?" She smiled at us. I looked at Ed. Payback.

"Yeah I need help finding a really cute underwear and bra set for my friend over here." I said smiling innocently. Edward looked at me, jaw hitting the floor.

"W-Winry? What are you talking about?" Ed stuttered. I looked at Ed smiling. The lady called Nora nodded and asked what her bra size was.

"32, C" I spoke with confidence. She nodded again and led us towards the lingerie and asked if this was ok. I looked to see she was holding a Black lacey bra and a matching set of underwear. I nodded. "Perfect!" I almost yelled from being so excited.

Roy's POV:

I heard Ed slam the bathroom door shut once they came back. I was pretending to be asleep. My heart was still pounding from when Ed came out of the bathroom last time. His heart beat faster. Jeez! Every time I even think about it!

**Flash Back Starts! **

Ed came out of the bathroom. "Good?" Winry nodded her approval. MY mind went blank when I saw what Ed was wearing. If I hadn't stayed pretending being asleep I probably would've been killed in a second, either by Winry's wrench or Ed's anger.

Ed came out of the bathroom in only a bra (which her boobs were popping out of!) and underwear. I could feel my face blushing and tried to control it when Winry walked over and took off her light sweater. I closed my eyes and acted like nothing happened. Ed took some clothes from Winry and then went back into the bathroom. I dozed off for a little bit after that.

I snapped up once Ed and Winry went out shopping. I looked over at the alarm clock. It read 2:21. Crap.

**Flash Back Ends**

Someone was shaking me. I slowly opened my eyes. "What?" I looked to see Winry's blue eyes staring at me.

"I want you to see Ed! She has a whole new wardrobe!" I slowly sat up. I saw Ed in a frilly black dress with a light white sweater over. I-It looked adorable. If I could I would've took a picture and sent to everyone I know, just so that they could see how adorable she was! I must've been gaping because Ed was getting flushed. I looked away and saw that Winry was studying me…. Study Ed. It was confusing. I laid back down into the bed and thought hard.

What the hell was happening to me?

And what did it have to do with Edward?


Hola! So how'd you like it?

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(Ps: Yes I did make this up! But ya know what? I don't care! My fanfic! :PP Hehe! Anyone up to a contest?)