CURRENT TIME: 11:00 AM. Six hours until kickoff.
Most of the people we're currently at the table, eating their breakfast. Almost everyone was down in the Dining room. Almost. There were some people missing. Samus had her Ipod dock and Ipod going off in the background. The music that was going off consisted of metal, alternative, pop, and classical.
"So who else is coming?" Samus asked.
"Ahh…ya' know." Mario said. "We're still missing Roy, Ike, Marth, Captain Falcon…"
"Captain Falcon!?" Samus said. "Ahh…crap."
"What'sa wrong?" Mario asked.
"I still haven't forgiven him for the time when we fought on Final Destination and he did his little "Come on," taunt and grabbed my breasts by accident." Samus said.
"You know…" Ilia said. "It was an accident…couldn't you forgive?"
Falco began to choke for a few seconds, but eventually got the food down as he began to laugh manically.
"Samus forgive!?" He shouted. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's about as likely as Fox and Andross shaking hands!"
"She shake her money maker twice as hard as anyone can, she didn't make it this far by just shaking hands!" Desmond sang.
Everyone looked at him.
"Oh sorry." He said. "Not the time to sing Nickelback. Got it. Uhh…you look mad about that Samus."
"You would be too!" Samus shouted. "These things are private over here! Anyone who wants to get a gander is going to have a hell of a time."
"Oh really mi' lady. Well then, I shall have a goal for the night." Ezio thought. "But I must attend to the lady who is front of me now."
"Wait a minute!?" Samus shouted. "Who are you again?"
"I'm Ilia." She said. "Link's wife."
"OH!" Samus said. "You're Ilia!? I guess Link wasn't lying when he said he was married."
"I heard that." Link's voice was heard from a vent that led to the second floor.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK MY HUSBAND IS GAY!?" Ilia shouted.
"I know." Link said through the vents.
"It's the tights man." Sonic said. "I know that outfit of yours is old time and all, but those tights really give off the wrong signals."
"Is everyone in the world not used to Hyrulian traditional outfits?" Ilia said. "I mean your own culture used to wear tights many years ago Mario."
"That'sa true, that'sa true." Mario said. "How is breakfast everyone?"
"It's so good I could just shit myself from all the goodness…whoop, speak of the devil!" Wario said.
Wario ran out of the room and vanished from sight.
"I…I… lost my appetite." Herro said, pushing his plate away from him.
"You were going to eat that?" Axl asked. "Because I still have mine."
"Sure; go ahead." Herro said. "I think I'll just get some more OJ."
"Thanks." Axl said. "How are you holding up there Zero?"
Zero was currently tied to a rope and was suspended on the ceiling while Iris and Ciel fought each other over him. Zero looked incredibly pissed off.
"I hate all of you right now." He said.
"Love you too buddy." Axl said.
"Is anyone going to help him?" Altair asked.
"Why; this is great; this is the best entertainment I've had all day." Jack said. "Besides, this guy should consider himself a man that he has women who are all over his ass. That's always awesome to have."
"Well see…" X began. "Zero's the kind of guy…I mean machine…I mean…forget it…he's the kind of person who is loyal."
"Oh so he's a pansy?" Jack asked.
"Well no it's not that!" X said. "It's just."
"Pansy; got it." Jack said.
"I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!" Zero said.
"He'll do it!" Axl said as he ducked under the table. "He's crazy! He went Maverick before! And…HELLO!"
Axl shouted that because he found he had a nice up skirt view of Samus (When Samus said she was going to slip into something more comfortable, she didn't mean sexually. She was wearing a nice tank top, white undershirt, and long pink skirt.)
"What's with you Axl?" Samus asked.
"Nothing." Axl said.
"Hell yeah." Snake said. "We got anymore pancakes?"
"Plenty." Mario said, handing him a plate of them.
"Ahhh…sweet." Snake said. "Huge breakfast, huge lunch, and huge dinner all in one day. This is going to be the best freaking party I've ever gone to."
Snake took about four pancakes and added them to his plate and began to resume eating. Mario grabbed a fire flower which was in a pot nearby him and began to sprinkle some of the pollen that was in it on his eggs.
"Whoa." Sub-Zero said. "What are you doing?"
"Oh." Mario said. "You see the pollen from the fire flower actsa like a spice. It'sa really good."
"Let me try that." Sub-Zero said, taking a flower from the pot as well. He sprinkled in on his eggs and used his fork to get some to his mouth.
"Whoa, I'd be careful Sub-Zero." Mario said. "It's not recommended for people who don't eat a lot of spice in their diet."
"Ahh." Sub-Zero began as he chewed and swallowed the eggs. "How bad could it…YEEEOOOOWWW!!!!!"
Sub-Zero within seconds got lit on fire. He then began to run around the room, flailing his arms in all directions as he tried to put it out.
"I'M ON FIRE!" He shouted. "I'M ON FIRE! SOMEONE HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
"Help you!?" Zero shouted. "Help me! I'm the one surrounded by women here!"
"And…you're complaining why?" Duo asked.
Scorpion eyed the flower with keen delight as soon as he saw it light Sub-Zero on fire.
"Hey let me try that." Scorpion said.
"Sure." Mario said.
Scorpion stretched out his hand and fired his hook. When Mario saw the hook, he ducked to avoid the attack. But he left the flower hanging in the air. Scorpion got the hook in the flower.
"Get over here!" He shouted.
He retracted his hook and got the flower over to where he was. Scorpion then got the flower and put some of the pollen on his eggs.
"Is that how you grab things?" Mario asked.
"Yeah." Scorpion said. "That's how I always grab stuff. Hey! At least it's not as bad as how I say hello."
"Really?" Luigi asked. "How do you do that?"
Scorpion took off his mask and blew a ball of fire at Luigi. Luigi got hit by the ball of fire and was lit on fire himself.
"OH MY GOD!" Luigi shouted. "I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!"
"Man this is getting old." Zero said. "The author needs to think of some better jokes."
"Hey!" FEARFAN shouted. "Shut up! Don't make me use the magic powers of fanfiction and make you explode for no logical reason."
"Yes Master." Zero said.
"Good." FEARFAN said. "That's more like it."
"Zero's mine!" Iris shouted.
"Zero's mine!" Ciel shouted.
"Oh yeah!" Iris shouted. "Well Zero's going to love me!"
"Oh yeah ya' skank." Ciel shouted. "Why!?"
"Well because I have tits lady flat chested." Iris shouted.
Ciel was about to say something, but then stopped. She then eyed down at her chest to notice that she did have breasts compared to Iris'.
"She has a point Ciel." Zero said as he was still suspended in the air.
"Well…I…I…I'M GOING TO GET PLASTIC SURGURY AND GET THEM EXPANDED!" Ciel shouted.
"NOT BEFORE I DO!" Iris said as she followed Ciel, who quickly left the area. Zero was suspended in the air still and looked more annoyed than ever.
"Hey Snake." Zero said. "Can you take off my helmet and press the self-destruct switch on my head now?"
"No." Snake said.
"Why?" Zero asked.
"Because, that would ruin half of this fanfic then." Snake said. "No one is supposed to die in a parody fanfic."
"Damn it." Zero said. "Can you at least get me down?"
A gunshot was heard and Zero fell on his head.
"Thank you X." Zero said as he pulled up a chair and got a plate. "So…what do we got for breakfast?"
The doorbell rang.
"I'll get it." Mario said. "Everyone else enjoy the breakfast."
Mario left the room and Link came back in, holding Saria and Young Link.
"What we're they doing?" Ilia asked.
"See." Link began. "That's the funny thing. They actually did exactly as I said. I guess I can trust him better than I thought."
"Yeah dad." Young Link said. "I think we're smarter than that."
"Yeah." Saria said. "You don't have to worry about us 24/7."
"I know." Link said. "I just don't want you to do something stupid. I mean…what do you think you would have gone through if you got pregnant? What we're you're parents think?"
"Yeah I know." Saria said.
"Well anyway." Link said. "You knew what to do so I guess I can't blame you. C'mon get some breakfast."
"Okay." Young Link said.
Link moved away from his son and his son's girlfriend. As soon as he got far away from them, Saria inched towards Link.
"Can I have my bra back now?" Saria asked.
"Sure." Young Link said who reached into his skull cap and gave back Saria's bra.
"Thanks." Saria said.
"I knew there was another reason Nintendo gave me that Skull cap." Young Link said.
