Chapter Four

Okay, chapter four. I hope that I don't screw up… if I do, just tell me please! Alright, disclaimer time- I don't own the Naruto or Tamora Pierce characters, but I own Kiki and the two dead people. Oh, and Mary, this is for the little idea we discussed during school!! –Schoon- aka –Kiki-

Kiki waited for Jiraiya after a few minutes since she had gone fast. She placed her elbows on the wall and leaned back, supporting herself against the wall. Closing her eyes, she felt the breeze blow across her face, brushing her hair over the edge of the wall. The sun's warmth wrapped around her skin, curious tendrils wrapping around her wrists. Kiki shooed them off of her wrists, feeling Jiraiya standing next to her. Opening her eyes, she asked, "Are you ready?"

Jiraiya smiled at her and replied, "After you. I'll follow behind you then."

She raised her eyebrows at him before pushing her arms off of the wall and jumping off of the wall. She raced through the trees, Jiraiya racing through next to her. She jumped off of the treetop, somersaulted into the air, and landed next to the water, twirling on her hands before placing her feet on the compacted earth. Jiraiya landed next to her, giving her a look that said, a bit flashy, don't you think?

Kiki stared at him innocently before taking her shoes off and wading into the water. She jumped under the waterfall and sat down, bending the water around her so that she didn't get wet. Jiraiya was watching, hoping to gather some information for his next book. When he saw the bubble of water around her, he decided to give up on seeing anything. Instead, he got up and walked over to the waterfall to join her meditation.

As he stepped onto one of the rocks, his foot slipped and he fell onto Kiki. Her eyes flew open as their lips met, and his face turned beet red. He pulled his head away and she screeched, "GET OFF OF ME PLEASE!"

He tried to stand up, but found that he couldn't. He replied, "I…can't… move."

"What do you mean you can't move!?" she asked, her voice screeching again.

"I can't move… I don't know why either. Could you try to get me off of you?"

Kiki shoved her hands against his chest, hoping to push him off of her, but found that he wouldn't budge unless she broke his legs. It would be on the day when I only have element bending, she sighed. Well, my magic comes back in a few minutes, until then I'll be stuck with this bozo. What should I do until then?

Jiraiya looked at Kiki, and she stated, "Until I get my magic back, we're stuck. So, just so long as you keep the perverted thoughts to a minimum, I won't have to beat you to a pulp when my magic comes back."

He nodded sleepily, the sound of the waves lulling him into unconsciousness, and fell asleep, his head falling onto her chest. Great, even in his sleep he's a pervert, she thought. Kiki stared at him and shifted uncomfortably, his body pinning her arms where they couldn't move anything, his head falling to the center of her chest. She yawned, feeling the magic waiting, waiting to resume its position in her body, after she had used the entirety of it that morning during her practice.

Suddenly, Kakashi strolled over to them and asked, "Is there something wrong or is it just the picture I'm getting? If you're really together, creepy as it may be, GET A ROOM!"

She stared at him, eyes pleading, and said, "Get him off of me! He's starting to drool!"

Jiraiya, oblivious to their conversation, started giggling, and Kiki cringed as more drool oozed out of his mouth and onto her shirt. Note to self: BURN THIS SHIRT, she thought as she stared at Kakashi again.

(Okay, just a background on Kiki. She's not 12 and she's not a chunin. She's 16 and she's a jonin! My friend read this thinking she was 12, and was completely disgusted by the thought. Sorry for any confusion!)

Kakashi moved the rock that would have otherwise broken Jiraiya's leg, and Kiki instantly pushed Jiraiya off of herself. She stood under the waterfall, drenching herself, so that the drool would be washed off of her shirt. She walked back into the cave and sat down gratefully. She bent all of the water from her clothes using waterbending, and then relaxed against the wall, the cold rock calming her down.

"Kakashi," she stated.

"Hmm?" he asked, propping Jiraiya against the wall before sitting down himself.

"Please don't tell anyone about this. This was the most mortifying thing that has happened to me in my entire life."

Kakashi looked at her, laughter shining in his eyes, before stating, "I've been there before, and I wouldn't dream of it. But don't you think that Jiraiya will tell somebody?"

She laughed and stated, "He won't even remember what happened, let alone tell anybody. Besides, even if he did remember, he wouldn't dare tell anybody about this."

Kiki was greeted by silence, and barely even noticed when her magic finally drained away the rest of her strength, leaving her without any energy for the next few minutes while it returned. Yawning, she barely noticed her head slip to Kakashi's lap while she slipped into unconsciousness.

I can explain the whole lap part, you see, my friend and I decided that it would be better to put it there than on the shoulder, just for the joy of writing! Anyway, don't hate me please!! Reviews are welcome, as well as creative criticism!!! Help me make my story better please!! Schoon