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"Uhh...Rachel. Our name doesn't make sence." Patton explained.

"Your face doesent make sence!" Rachel yelled out. Then Patton finally shut up, and they walked out. "Okay...i'mm gonna go get some stuff and we'll meet each other at McDonald's." Rachel then ran to her really really REALLY crappy car and drove off.

The cell-phone in Rachel's pocket rang and she awnsered.

"Hello?"

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" The voice on the other line was cute, sweet, and baby-ish.

"WHAT'S WRONG!" Rachel yelled at the person on the other line.

"AUNTIE RACHEL! MOM AND GRANDPA BEN ARE FIGHTING AGAIN! DAD IS SLEEPING AND TED IS HIDING ON TOP OF A TREE!" She knew that was her neice's voice. The poor little 5-year old had to deal with her parents, her older brother, Ted, and Father, who wanted his daughter to become evil.

"Luka...it's okay...just let your mom handle it. If she can't do anything...throw brocolis at your grandfather." Rachel adviced her neice, let out a soft whimper and hung up. "Damn it!" Rachel screamed out as she drove faster.

Then she pulled into a huge parking lot.


Nigel walked in circles around the oval office. Lizzie was in the bathroom, so he had to wait for a REALLY long time. The sad part is that Nigel was about to explode.

"HOLY SHIT LIZZIE! HURRY UP!" He yelled at his wife wile trying to prevent yellow puddles on the floor.

"NIGEL! Don't you wan't me to be pretty!"

"Uhh...yeah...sure! JUST HURRY UP WITH IT, YOU FAT COW!"

"WHAT!"

"I LOVE YOU!"

"OH...okay!" Lizzie then walked out looking like a potato covered in clown make up. Nigel then ran into the bathroom, needing too pee and barf.


Rachel walked around the store while pushing a kart.

"Hello M'am, Is there anything that a Home Depot employee can help you with?"

"Yes, I need a few security cameras, some wires, a few really tiny microphones, and some explosives please!" Rachel said so cheerfully, but the employee yust raised his eyebrow.

"Uhh...we don't sell that stuff here, exept for the wires, there in isle 9." He pointed to a big poster thingie that said 9 on it.


Done...lol

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