YOU PEOPLE ARE THE BEST EVER! Thanx so much for the reviews! wow and the funny thing is I didn't think it was that funny then everyone was all...HA HA HA and I was all o.0 but...falls down...OW FRUIT PEOPLE QUIT THROWING FRUIT AT ME! Anyways...huggles large panda the size of a skyscraper and eats pocky...ha thanx u know who u are well chapter four is here wooh hooo
Disclaimer: o.o erm...shifty eyes...no, no I swear I have no idea where your panda is diedara
Chapter 4: the random dance party, Zabuza and Atlantis
Naruto and I were happily running for the water...although I had no clue where I was going. I stopped and so did Naruto. We were in the middle of the forest and completely lost.
"Erm... blondie ...where are we?" I asked confused.
"Eh? You don't know?" he asked looking around. Kakashi and the others raced up.
"NARUTO! DO NOT JUST RUN OFF LIKE THAT!" the girl hit the boy...Naruto...on the head, veins throbbing.
"OW! BUT SAKURA-CHAN!" he whined holding his head.
I stared at the scene and smiled happily. Ahh...I wanted to hit something too...I glanced around and saw Kaka reading his book. I'd already tortured him today so that meant (yup you guessed it). I walked over to the black haired boy who was watching me closely.
Sasuke's POV:
I really didn't trust this Kisa. She seemed suspicious. Hmm...why is she staring at me like that? Hell no...she better not have turned all fangirlish on me. I smirked as she drew closer. Man I still had it. I watched as she lifted her hand in greeting. I frowned and prepared myself to ignore her.
End Sasuke's POV
I saw the boy smirk arrogantly and raised my hand to hit him. His smirk turned into a frown and he slumped a little more. I punched him on the head and he stared at me shocked. He was on the ground and everybody in the clearing had looked over. Even Kaka had put down his book. I picked up a twig and poked him. I was aiming for his cheek but he turned his head and the stick ended up going up his nose. I laughed and jumped around already bored. I turned to see him standing, twig still in nose and an expression of pure fury on his face. Kaka came and stood beside him.
"Now Sasuke don't be rash..." Kaka said smiling.
"LET ME AT HER! SHE"S ONLY A YEAR YOUNGER THAN US RIGHT? PERFECT THEN I CAN"T BE FINED..." he broke off choking as I shoved an apple slice down his throat.
"HA! I knew it you ARE a fruit person!" I picked up a rather large stick and flung it at his head. He dodged it and it hit kaka instead. I then began throwing everything I could reach at him and he dodged almost all of it. ALMOST. I had picked up a snake and threw it at him, course I didn't know it was a snake I just threw it (being the innocent little angel I am I would've never thrown it if I'd known (shifty eyes)). He yelped as it slid down his shirt and he began jumping and dancing around.
"YAY! Random dance party." I shouted doing the shopping cart. That's when I saw it. I stared wide eyed at the most beautiful thing ever invented. A few yards ahead there sat an oreo. It lay there, a ray of light shining on it from the heavens. I looked at the group. Kaka was reading his book again and the girl, Sakura was screaming for Sasuke to calm down. Sasuke was still hopping around with the twig still lodged in his nose shouting that it was in his pants and Naruto was refusing to plunge in and grab it so sakura was also yelling at him. I rushed toward the oreo but it bounced away. I chased after it until I ran smack into someone. He had a large sword on his back and a mask covering the lower part of his face. He was really tall and had some leg warmers on his arms? I'd ask him about that later...anyways...he had a huge sword on his back which I made a note to steal when I get the chance and he had no shirt on. I stared wide eyed at his chest and screamed really loud.
"MY POOR INNOCENT BUT NOT SO INNOCENT EYES!" he picked me up and covered my mouth.
"Shut up." he said ferociously.
"AAAAHHHH! NOW HE"S GONNA RAPE ME!"
"No I'm not!" a very feminine boy appeared. He had long black hair.
"O0o0o0oh. I see you're gay." I said it all coming together.
"What the hell...NO I"M NOT!" he said face turning red.
"Sure...sure."
"Haku watch her for a minute." he shouted angrily stalking off.
"So...do you like him back?" Haku gave me a strange look and a small blush appeared.
"HA! I knew it!" I shouted doing the shopping cart. "Oh hey...is there water around here?"
"Yes."
"Can you take me to it?" I poked Haku over and over in the forehead until a red spot began to appear.
"Alright I'll take you."
"YAY! So why did that guy lure me away?" I asked as we walked to the water.
"Master Zabuza is using you as bait to lure Kakashi in." He stopped and covered his mouth, staring at me wide eyed. I ignored him and squealed, running to the sparkly water. I jumped in and began trying to move the water apart. Haku sweat dropped.
"What are you doing?"
"Shh...I'm looking for Atlantis."I muttered. "Or a bearfish. I need to tell Kisame's mom that he skipped time out." I glared off into space.
"HEAR THAT KISAME YOUR MAMMA IS GONNA WHIP YOUR BUTT!" I shouted fist raised.
At the akatsuki base:
"Hey. Did you guys hear that?" Kisame muttered looking around.
"Hear what?" Itatchi asked.
"I heard someone scream my name."
"I think you're going crazy like Itatchi yeah." Diedara stated.
"WTF!" Itatchi began chasing Diedara.
"It was a joke un a joke!" Diedara yelled running for his life.
Well...REVIEWS PEOPLE! Or else i'mma gonna get Kisame's mom on your butt. Yeah this is ones for all you Zabuza/Haku fans out there I'm not into that but hey to make u happy well...REVIEW OR ELSE THAT TWIG IS GONNA BE SHOVED SOMEWHERE BESIDES SASUKE"S NOSE xD...
