Shadow: We disclaim.
Vira- this fic is too awesome... XD
Sora
Roxas was sitting at his desk hanging back. I would have waited for him but Riku was already dragging me along to the next class. I could tell he was pissed off. I couldn't bring myself to care much but that's just the way I am when it comes to Riku in his PMS mood.
I could feel someone staring at me but Riku was holding me around the waist with his other arm holding my own. I felt like a prisoner unable to look back at the person staring at me. Oh well I'll just pretend like it's Roxas. That'd be cute.
When I walked into class I realized something immediately. Holy light shone through the windows and everyone was smiling gloriously. Leon is back. Thank God! He glanced over at me from his Almighty and Heavenward desk. The holy amazing lovely beautiful man is back.
"Hey Sora." God said with a soft smirk. I watched him for a moment feeling drool begin to slip past my lips as I ran forward and bowed. Everyone looked at me oddly, obviously they already got over the fact that Zexion is gone and our teacher is back.
"I MISSED YOU!!!!" I cried hugging him tightly. Leon ignored me and continued working through the papers on his desk. He then took out Zexion's report of class yesterday. Zexion should be a fucking writer. He explained what happened perfectly and made himself an innocent angel victim to three boys.
"This is all bull right?" Leon asked me blankly. I nodded making him sigh and toss it in the trash. He ran a hand through his hair then turned to the others. "None of you know why I was gone yesterday right?" He asked.
No one answered him because we hate mind games. "Just fucking tell us." Riku growled and dragged me back to my seat. He thrust me into my chair as we waited for Leon to explain.
"I had a fight with the P.E. teacher yesterday. I want our room to be red and he wants it to be blue. It's so fucking stupid but he won't compromise when I offered to make it both." Leon explained.
"So you're with Cloud?" Riku asked with a slightly bored tone. My eyes widened in complete and utter shock.
"You're gay?!" I cried jumping up from my seat only to accidently hit a part… and fall over in pain. "Ow… I shouldn't have gotten up like that…" I grumbled clutching my poor crotch.
"Yea Sora I'm gay and so are you now shut up and listen to me, dammit!" Leon growled angrily. Riku looked down at me and sighed, shaking his head. He looked at my hands then making me blush.
Okay I know Riku's straight at least but it still feels awkward when he looks at my cock. My face paled realizing that he did say he was yesterday but he was probably just protecting me. I blinked realizing the whole class was staring at me. Fuck.
Roxas
Staying nine feet back is harder than it sounds. Nine feet behind following him down the hall is even harder because of the mobs. Seriously. You could completely shank someone and get away with it cause no one'd know. Well more of no one'd carebut that's completely aside the point.
And so was the mob.
But it was true. The stairs are deadly too. You can't stop cause then you fall down the stairs.
Once again, off topic.
Nine feet behind isn't possible in school. So you stay close but inconspicuous, listen to everything and pick up anything dropped, paper, pencils, anything. Then turn the corner to your own class and get there on time. And ignore Vexen.
"So, do you know the reason Leon was gone yesterday?" Vexen asks totally disregarding the fact that I was reading, per usual. Upon receiving no reply he continues. "Apparently he and his boyfriend, Cloud, got in a lover's spat about what color their room should be. Leon wanted red and Cloud want blue. I say combine the fucking colors and paint it purple. Or lavender. Whichever is fruitier."
I shrug. Purple was fruity, lavender was girly there is, actually a difference. Like Pink is strictly girly. It is not a fruity color at all. Though I can't blame them for arguing, both colors are good. Red's the color of blood while blue's the color of Sora's eyes.
And that didn't sound sappy at all.
Anyways, I don't see why that matters to me.
"So I hear Zexion was molesting Sora in front of the school earlier." Vexen says. Him and his random gossip. It's annoying. "And that you were the one that saved him, you little love birds. So have you brought him home yet?"
I force down a blush at his tone. "Sora did walk home with me yesterday, but we're not even going out, he's a jock, meaning he's straight even if he's not." I shrug eyes never leaving my book and slouching down in my chair some.
"But you didn't deny liking him," Vexen presses and the class was watching us now. Great. Time to put on a show.
I make a note of my page number before closing my book. "You see this?" I ask indicating the book. "That's right. Stalking. Why do you think I have this book, pray tell? That's right, I'm stalking Sora. I've read the book before, but I have to make sure I'm doing it right, 'specially now since we're on talking terms."
"You're stalking him because you're on talking terms?" Vexen asks, confused.
"You can't understand the mind of a stalker without being a stalker," I reason. I open my book to start reading again.
"So wait, you're a stalker and you just told all of us?" A girl pipes up. I glance at her over the top of my book and flash her a smirk.
"Don't worry, I'm gay." And the conversation had looped.
Sora
I blinked in surprise noticing the bell ringing. "Wait you like me?" I asked Riku curiously. He nodded making me grin. "I like you too! We're best friends! Of course we like each other!" I smiled. He looked at me with a dark expression almost as though he was ready to kill someone.
"You know what?! You're a fucking moron now go away and leave me alone. I'm going to go drown myself in a toilet. Maybe even in the girl's bathroom. Whatever thing I do will humiliate me less than how you just did." Riku spazzed and stormed off.
I stared after him in confusion then noticed a smirking Roxas. This scared me just slightly but not as much as me realizing I have Saix next period. Holy crap… I'm going to die when Riku gets back into class. I walked into the class room and glanced up when Roxas took Riku's seat beside me. "Thank you so much!" I sighed and closed my eyes, slouching in my chair. I could feel his eyes on me and then heard him stuffing something in his bag.
I opened my eyes and saw him thrust a book that had the words stalker on the cover. I looked at him curiously. "Hey Roxas can I borrow that stalker book after your done?" I asked him curiously. He looked at me oddly and then blinked.
"Who are you going to stalk?" He asked me with suspicious skeptism. I looked at him for a moment and shrugged.
"Sorry I'm not actually going to use the advice. It just sounds interesting. I'm not that much of a freak." I said with a shrug. He glared at me then becoming angry.
"I am not a freak!" He cried angrily making me smile at him. I ruffled his hair and then turned back to the teacher. Instantly Riku walked in looking pissed as all hell. He glared at Roxas who inhabited his seat then thrust me up so we were face to face with his holding onto my collar of my shirt. That was the only thing keeping me up. I looked at him with big wide eyes then gasped aloud when he kissed me.
"Don't go near him again." Riku growled to Roxas. I looked between the two oddly then turned to Riku. The two looked at me with pained expressions as though already knowing what I was going to say. I went ahead and smiled at the two of them with a confused expression.
"Were you expanding your horizons by doing that? I mean… Roxas said you could just use Tidus but I guess since he's not gay that wouldn't work out well. There's Leon and Cloud but I'm not sure if that's good either since it might start a fight. Why don't you just pucker up and kiss Marluxia? He's gay." I mused aloud. The two stared at me with completely shocked expressions.
"Why does anyone bother with you?" Saix growled.
Roxas
Sora.....is so innocently naive it was almost painful. Scratch that. It was.
"I'll stay away from him under one condition. You do the same." I compromise, setting my book down on my desk. Something Leon and Cloud apparently couldn't do.
"I'm his best friend, I can't abandon him." Riku states solemnly.
"Then we're at an impasse, aren't we now?" I say with a falsely sweet smile. "Tell you what, I'll stay nine feet away from you're precious Sora. Now that's assuming he stays away from me, and he doesn't get raped by Zexion when no one else's there. Though, he probably will stay away form me...." I trail off thinking. After a second I shrug, still looking at him expectantly.
"Deal," Riku says belatedly and I flash him a smirk before turning back to my boo-where'd by book go? I look at Sora and he was happily leafing through the pages.
"Um, I need that back since I now have to move nine feet away," I say tapping Sora on the shoulder.
"Did you know, nine feet is the universal safe range for stalking?" Sora asks innocently smiling up at me.
"Yes, I did, can I have the book back now?" I didn't want him to find out I was stalking him, what with the little notes and check marks next to the things I've done and things I need to do. I'd buy a different copy to lend to Sora.
He closes it and hands it back with an innocent smile. If only he knew. I take my book and swing my bag over my shoulder moving nine feet away before flopping down in a desk. Nine feet is further than it sounds, you know.
"Why do you two even bother with him, anyways?" Saïx asks Riku and I. that was the point where we would've exchanged glances but, didn't cause we were pissed at each other. I look at him like it was obvious-and I'm pretty sure it was-and I think Riku gave him the same look cause he just sighed.
I went back to my book flipping through until I found my page again. I pull out my pencil and sketch a chibi picture of Riku being hung over a fire. I snickered quietly before going back to reading. It was explaining helpful tools. Binoculars, bump keys, cameras, and other things like that. If I could sneak in and find a way to set it up, I was so going to wire Sora's room and wirelessly connect the cameras to an account on a security thing so I could watch him from home. On my laptop. On my bed. Life would be good then. I'd be content with staying nine feet from Sora for the rest of my life if I got to wire his room.
If you're not yet convinced that I'm a die hard stalker, turn away now. You are doomed and more oblivious than Sora. If that's even possible, you know with him being more innocent than a new born and all....
Sora
Walking to Theater is the best thing ever. First of all, the room is held in a different area then all the normal classes. It's hidden with the band, orchestra, and choir areas. Hot guys surrounded the place… Tidus holding open the door beckoning the little newbies into a magical world of beautiful men and talented women.
A place called the theatre department.
I walked through the halls smiling at everyone making them smile in return. Riku suddenly had his arms around my waist holding me to him tightly. I blushed at this contact but couldn't bring myself to pull away. He then carried me like a mannequin and took me to our room. Axel looked at us oddly then shook his head.
"I'm too tired to tell Riku to stop with the PDA and way too exhausted to explain how that is PDA to you Sora. Now just go. I'm done with you for the day." He sighed as Riku continued to carry me into the room. He delicately set me down in my chair. I glanced over at him with a light blush on my cheeks.
"You really are gay aren't you?" I asked him seriously. He looked at me for a moment then nodded. I guess that means Tidus is too. Instantly Tidus came in dragging Roxas in with him.
"Look who transferred into theater!" Tidus grinned. I glanced over at the highly annoyed looking Roxas and grinned. I get to spend even more time with my crush! Riku slid an arm around my waist and pulled me onto his lap. Tidus took the liberty of taking my seat while Roxas moved across the room at exactly nine feet away.
"Riku… you are the sexiest man alive." Tidus informed him seriously. I looked at him curiously then peeked up at Riku. The boy looked seriously pissed. It scared me to say the least.
"Shut the hell up and go away. I'm having my Sora time right now." Riku growled and pulled me closer. I began to shift a bit noticing that Riku was very happy. It made me happy when Tidus talked to Riku because it helped make his bulge a little less painful to sit on.
I felt like a kid on his mother's lap. Father would have let me go by now but Mother's… they have a death grip. My face paled when I saw Axel staring at Roxas. My crush was too busy reading to notice but I knew I had some competition. Axel was the one who turned me gay. He made me see the light by pointing out how I only tended to talk about hot guys and found no girls attractive.
He said he wanted to show me some interesting books but Riku made him shut up. Soon afterwards I remember Riku thanking Axel after I told him I was gay. I blinked in surprise when Riku accidently brushed against my cock.
"Stop doing that…" I whispered getting uncomfortable.
Roxas
Tidus is annoying. Makes him fit even more with Riku. Possessive with Asshole. Sounds perfect if you ask me. If only Riku would give Tidus his time of day....when I wire Sora's room I'm also going to block Riku's number from all phones and his email and chat if Sora even had any of those. Riku's more protective than a pair of over the top catholic parents. And that's a feat in and of itself.
I did feel eyes on me all period. I assumed it was just because it was the class was a safe haven for all the gays and lesbos, closeted or not, and I had been told I had a good ass....but people who like asses are weird. And I mean both kinds of asses. And no, I don't think lesbos would be staring at my ass, I was just saying they were there.
Anyways, I assumed the staring was the gay population. However, I did not think that the teacher was part of that population.
Yes Axel was staring at me all period. And it wasn't a normal stare. It was one of those hungry ones. It made me shiver slightly and go back to reading. He might be good for a distraction, detour, or one-night stand, but that'd be all. ....And why was I even considering this?
Anyways, back to my book. Well, technically, back to pretending to read my book while actually watching what was going on between Sora and Riku. It was almost painful how oblivious Sora was. It was so sad. Made me want to pull him into the back corner and teach him all this shit. In both ways. Raping him and actually teaching him. Mmmm, maybe that'll be in my dreams tonight.
Beside the point. Riku was so totally getting it up and you could tell he wasn't keen to the idea of public sex if only 'cause he wasn't fucking Sora over the chair. If you ask me...well you didn't so I'll keep that to myself.
So Riku was getting it up, Sora was fidgeting, probably trying to get away from Riku's problem and traveling hand, and Tidus trying to interrupt. At least I was right about Tidus being head over heels for Riku. How come the blondes never get it? And by it I mean laid or who they're after.
Oh fuck it.
I close my book and set it down on my chair sashaying over to Axel and snaking a arm up his chest. "Hey," I whisper huskily into his ear. "I've noticed your staring." My other arm goes around his waist and I stand up on my tip toes to lick the shell of his ear and nibble the lobe slightly. Most of the class was paying attention before the low moan. Though I'm sure it helped. I pull away slowly and Axel follows me. I slip my hand in his, bite my lip slightly like a girl and wink before dragging him out into the hall.
Shadow: and ain't that the ending of endings? -smirks- me so happy. AND! I'mma have my dad buy me final fantasy XIII this weekend! Score!
