Naruto Angelo Sparda
By Hollow91
AN: Woot! Six reviews, I feel pumped. Also take note Naruto's Devil Trigger changes with whatever element his weapon is. Anyways, my answers…
deadw8: Well, no one really knows what Nero's relation is to the Sparda line. Al I know is he's related to them, be it brother or one of their sons. An interviewer said that Nero was Vergil's son, but they decided not to input that fact into DMC4. Personally, it can go either way. He could be Dante's son, because his Devil Bringer is on his right hand and in DMC3 when Dante awakens the final form or Rebellion, his right hand is only transformed when he blocks Yamato. Then he could be Vergil's son due to the fact that he both wields Yamato in his DT form, and his DT form is a Spectral Nelo Angelo. For the sake of the story, just follow along with me.
Magician Girl Mirani: Thanks for the idea Mira-chan. I'll see what I can due to input Kyralia into Naruto's armory. I'm guessing the attacks are like Ivy's from Soul Calibur, in a way. So far, he's got Pariah, Hakumei and Mayonaka, Odin's Blades, and Vulpes the 9-bladed Fire Axe is coming up! Stay Tuned!
Disclaimer: Sessha does not own Naruto or DMC de gozaru yo!
Chapter Four: Memoirs De Un Fleur, Chuunin Exams Begin!
Hell. That's what Naruto felt right now as his aching body as he woke up. After he, Dante, Vergil, and his grandfather Nero, had defeated the demons and after he obtained Odin's Blades, Dante had proceeded to beat him up for the remainder of the day inside the forest. Dante called it training his body, he just called it 'Beat up on the Newbie'. Good thing, though, he had a journeyman level of mastery over the Bringer and Angelo styles, so Dante promised to teach him Swordmaster to go with his new Devil Arm once he was done with his written exam was done and after he had gone through Area 44 for the trek to the tower. Eager to get over with the exams so he could learn a new style, he bumped into Lady, Trish, and his grandma. "Hey Grans, babes. What up?"
"Oh Ohayou, Naru-chan, we just got back from telling Hokge-sama our situation."
"How did the old fart react?"
"Well…" Began Trish.
[FLASHBACK]
The Sandaime glared at his enemy, an enemy he had yet to defeat in all his years of being a Hokage. Paperwork. "Hey old man, how's it going."
Hiruzen almost slammed his face into his desk. "D-Dante, what are you doing here?"
"Oh just checking out the babes, relocating Devil Never Cry, permanently moving to the Elemental Countries…" said the Legendary Devil Hunter nonchalantly.
"What, why?!? What will happen to America?"
"Eh, they can deal with a few Hell Prides every few years, training my great-grandson to defeat demons is both more important, and more fun."
"Yes, about that. Why weren't you here fro twelve friggin' years?"
"Danzo had a Root ANBU tell Nero that the kid had died after the sealing, and in his state of depression, left back to America. I thought you disbanded Root?"
Growling, Sarutobi broke his pipe I half. "I did but apparently SOMEONE cannot take a hit. This is a high act of treason and cannot go unpunished."
"Well, just to let you know, the gang's all I n the compound now, so I'll leave the politics to you." Dante waved as he jumped out the window.
'Why doesn't anyone use the door anymore?' thought the Third as he did more paperwork to schedule a trial for Danzo.
[END FLASHBACK]
"Well it went better than it could have, but I gotta get going to the Exams, Cya!"
In a flash of orange Naruto disappeared to the Exam building, hoping he wasn't late.
Luckily, he got there at the same time Sasuke and Sakura did. "About time you got here, dobe."
"Hn."
"Hey don't ignore Sasuke-kun!" screeched the banshee.
Deciding to ignore them both, our silver-haired devil strode inside the building an passed some of the Chuunin hopefuls when he came upon a peculiar site. There were two Chuunin guarding the entrance to room 302. A green-clad kid stood up and tried to barge through but was knocked down. "Someone as talent less as you is attempting to take the Chuunin exam, pathetic."
"Please, let us through…" pleaded a girl wearing a pink Chinese shirt, who Naruto surmised was the kid's teammate.
Her answer was a swift fist to the face. "So cruel…" said a random genin.
"Cruel…you got it all wrong, we're doing you a favor. The Exams are no mere playground, we should know, we've failed it three times. We've seen it all, crippling injuries, becoming a vegetable with no brain life, even death. And you losers think you have the nerve to apply? What a joke."
'Hmm, something's not right here man…well I'll be…there's a genjutsu on the sign…should be obvious I mean, it's only the SECOND floor. Hopefully duck-ass over there doesn't blow…never mind…' thought Naruto as Sasuke smirked and walked past and looked to the guards.
"That may be sound advice…but you better let an Uchiha like me through, I'm going to the third floor. Also, drop the genjutsu…even Sakura can see that this is the second floor!"
Smirking back, the nearest guard rushed to attack Sasuke. "So you saw through it…doesn't matter, it's still not enough!"
Sasuke was about to counterattack him, but was blown backwards as Naruto took his place. Swinging downwards on the guard's head, Naruto's attack, as well as the guard's, was stopped by the green clad boy from earlier. 'Impressive, to move so fast and be able to place himself in the nexus of not only the guard's attack, but mine as well.'
"Lee, that's not what we agreed on, we were supposed to hide our strength!" yelled a pale-skinned boy with long brown hair.
"B-But Neji…" Began the green-clad boy now known as Lee as he stared at Sakura.
"Here we go again…" said the bun-haired girl as she shook her head cutely.
Lee approached Sakura and asked. "You are Haruno Sakura, correct?"
"H-hai…" the banshee replied.
Giving his Nice Guy™ pose, he exclaimed. "Would you like to go out on a date with me? I promise to protect you with my life?"
"Eeew no way, you're too weird for my tatstes." replied the pink-haired wo-man.
Hanging his head, Lee put his hands on the wall and wept. Naruto shook head and crossed his arms when a voice, belonging to that of Neji, asked Sasuke for his name. "So thise guys are your team?" asked Naruto as he strode over to the girl.
Blushing profusely next to such a hot guy with a huge sword, she answered. "Y-yeah, Hyuuga Neji the stick in the dirt, Rock Lee the dog-browed junior, and our sensei Mega dor-brows Maito Gai."
"Wow, you even have nicknames for them, cute. So what is your name?" Naruto inquired.
"T-t-tenten, Higurashi Tenten." stuttered the poor girl.
"Such a lovely name for one so heavenly. Till we meet again Ten-chan." said Naruto as he walked away and towards the third floor.
"Lee, Tenten, let's go." Neji commanded.
"Wait, there's something I need to do first." Lee said as he saw Sasuke and Sakura follow the silver-haired sword user.
[Empty space between Floor 2 and 3]
Naruto whistled a tune as he was followed by the Emo and his loyal bitch. All of a sudden, a voice called out. "You…with the scowl!"
All three looked up and saw Lee at the top of the rail. "What is it?" asked Broody McPooty.
"You and me, here and now, want to fight?" asked the weirdo as he got into a taijutsu stance.
"My name is Rock lee, and amongst sticklers there is an etiquette one has to practice, giving one's name before asking another, isn't that right, Uchiha Sasuke?"
"So, you knew who I was all along, huh?"
"I want to test the effectiveness of my taijutsu against you, the last of your legendary clan. And besides…" he giggled the last part as he somehow blew a heart at Sakura while blinking, making the banshee dodge and hit her head on a column.
"Duck-ass wait, let me handle old caterpillar brows here, it won't take less than five minutes!" Naruto smirked as he summoned Odin's Blades.
"I have no desire to fight you, only the Uchiha." Lee stated.
"Story of my fucking life, emo this, emo that. Just shut up ya freak!"
With that, Naruto shot off like a rocket towards lee who was unprepared for such speed. Blocking a swing from Naruto's blades, he attempted a kangaroo kick, only for Naruto to use the click as extra leverage to get in the air. Once the young devil was airborne, he threw his left blade and said, "Get Over Here!"
The taijutsu-oriented shinobi grabbed the blade that aimed for his chest but got electrocuted and pushed back. While Naruto was still in the air, Lee jumped up and shouted, "Konoha Reppu!"
Two legs were aimed at our hero's head, but never hit, as said hero twirled the chains that connected his two blades around Lee's legs and threw Lee into the ground hard. "What's the matter leaf-eater, devil got your tongue"
Naruto landed back on the ground and shook his head at Lee. 'It's no use,' thought Lee. 'I will have to use that technique, forgive me, Gai-sensei!'
Unraveling the bandages on his arms, Lee suddenly disappeared from Naruto's view.
'Kage Buyo, eh? Not bad.' thought Naruto as he felt a kick send him into the air defenseless. As soon as Lee was about to execute his next move, a flying…pinwheel stuck his bandages onto the wall, making him hit the ground again. "Lee, what in the hell do you think you are doing?" shouted a voice that belonged to a ninja turtle.
"You saw?" asked the green beast as he bowed before the kame-nin.
"Of course I saw, you know that move is strictly forbidden."
"Please, f-forgive me. I just…"
"…"
"I wouldn't have used the reversal move, I never meant…"
"You fool, a shinobi shouldn't reveal his entire arsenal when he doesn't need to! I don't give a rat's beard about your excuses! I hope you're prepared!"
"Y-yes" sighed Lee.
The turtle just rolled it's eyes and said, "He's all yours, Gai-sensei!"
A poof of smoke, courtesy of the shunshin, appeared on top of the turtle's shell and out of it came…"AH, the Flames of Youth, you are all so full of It!"
These words were spoken by the creepiest looking guy ever. Starting, the guy looked more like an Indian Chieftain with his facial features, including his large nose. Second, he wore the same green spandex as his student underneath his jounin exam. He even had the same hairdo. The line was drawn with the man's eyebrows, which looked to be too large for life and seemed to be alive. 'Holy Hell…I think I've met someone uglier than Valafar!' thought Naruto.
"Lee…"
"Yes Sensei?"
"IDIOT!" yelled the sensei as a fist slammed into lee's face, sending the poor genin to the round in a torrent of saliva and blood.
"You…you…"
"…Master…"
"YOUR SUCH A GREAT PERSON!" yelled Gai as he embraced Lee.
The hugfest was complete with an unbreakable genjutsu of a sunset in the background amongst waves. "GAI-SENSEI!"
"I understand, it's because of your Flames Of Youth, mistakes go hand in hand with Flames of Youth. Remember that Lee." stated Gai as he still held his student in his arms.
When they broke up, lee looked at Gai in the eyes. "Sensei, y-you're too kind." he sobbed.
"But I cannot let your attempt to break the big rule go unpunished. After these Chuunin Selection Exams are over, your penalty will be to sweat." said Gai.
"FIVE HUNRED LAPS AROUND THE PRACTICE ARENA!"
"YES GAI-SENSEI!"
Naruto just took off silently so no one would notice him. 'Sooner I get away from the freaks, the better.' he thought.
As Naruto got up the steps, he was met with everyone's favorite porn addicted jounin. "Hey Naruto-kun, where's the others."
"Having a very youthful experience…"replied our hero.
Kakashi shuddered. "So there with Gai, poor kids. Hope their sanity remains intact…"
"What sanity? Duck-ass is borderline bi-polar and his loyal pinky bitch is obsessed with him and never trains. I'm surprised they even survived this long." sighed Naruto as he fingered Hakumei and Mayonaka.
"Too be honest, you only passed because the council likes the smell of ass on their nose, and the taste of shit in their mouth." Kakashi replied.
Barking out in laughter, Naruto managed to wheeze out, "Well looks like there here, might as well get this over with."
"Well, looks like the gangs all here. So now you can really take your exams." Kakashi told them.
"What do you mean sensei?" the banshee.
"Well, if only Naruto and Sasuke showed up, they wouldn't be able to take the exams, since you have to take it as a team. But seeing as all three of you are here, I can let you pass." Kakashi replied as he opened the doors to the first part of the Chuunin Exams.
As soon as Team Seven entered the fray, Sasuke was glomped by the one and only Yamanaka Ino. "Sasuke-kun, it's been so long. I've missed you 3." said the blonde bombshell as she hung onto Sasuke's neck.
"Get the hell off me…now!" Sasuke growled.
"Hey, Ino-buta! Get your fat hooves off of Sasuke-kun!" screeched pinky.
Turning to look at her assailant. "Oh hi forehead girl, still waiting for overly large heads to be in style? How sad, tee hee ©." replied Ino as she stuck her tongue out at Sakura, making her fume.
"Mendokuze, you guys are taking the Exams too…?" asked a nasally drawling voice.
"Well, it's the three stooges!" smirked Naruto as he saw Team Ten's remaining members.
'Nara Shikimaru, lazy, unmotivated, and has the highest IQ of us all. His best friend, Akamichi Chouji, the big boned warrior with an appetite greater than mine!'
"Well, looks like I found you guys at last, Woohoo!"
It appears Team Eight didn't procrastinate as Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata, and Aburame Shino appeared on the scene. 'Kiba, decent all-around fighter with a large ego, his sister is one hell of a babe. Shino, the perfect definition of the collected and cool type, reminds me of Vergil-nidaimeojiisan. Then there's the shy babe Hinata, who blushes around me and faints around me as…well…damn she has a thing for me, good thing Akumachi made me hella smarter as well as stronger. Maybe I'll take her out on a date, but I'm not good at the whole romance gig.' Naruto finished in his head as he heard footsteps behind him.
"Would you guys just do us all a favor and shut up, geez. What a bunch of greenhorns!"
Turning to the speaker, the rookies saw an older teen with silver hair in a ponytail and glasses. His outfit consisted of a white short sleeve shirt under a sleeveless purple top, purple shorts, standard ninja sandals, and various medical tape on his midriff. "Who the hell are you?" shouted the gorgeous Ino.
"Name's Yakushi Kabuto. You kids need to open your eyes."
"Huh, why?" said the banshee as she turned her head behind her and was met with hundreds of eyes glaring at her.
"Those guys closest to you, are from Amegakure. Nasty lot, you better not piss them off, or you'll end up like fish in chips."
'Hmm, this guy's chakra level…is near mine and Kakashi's…a spy?' thought Naruto.
"Not that it can be helped, your all a bunch of newbs. I remember what it was like…"
"Is this your second time then, Kabuto-san?" Sakura inquired.
"Seventh actually, two times a year, going on four years now." Kabuto said as he fumbled in one of his satchels.
'Yep, definitely a spy.'
"Hmm, cute kids, the least I can do is give you little bys and girls some help with my ninja info cards!" Kabuto exclaimed as he pulled out a deck of cards.
"Whoa, if I knew we were going to play Pokemon, I would have brought my Lugia, or maybe my Mew cards."
"Very funny, now if we are all done with the insulting. Lemme explain. Inside my ninja info cards, I have sealed information of a vast amount of shinobi, as well as other items, from around the world, from Ame to Kumo. It's taken me four years, but I got a lot of it. Look here." he said as he slapped a card on the ground and applied his chakra.
"See how I activate this graph, it can only be done with my chakra, so I'm the only one who can sue them, as they are linked to me and me alone."
The bar graph showed the number of competitors from each country. The vast amount on shinobi came form Konoha and Suna, with only 6 from Taki and Kusa, and 4 from a new village named Sound. "Do you also have dossier cards, showing the rank and skill of individual shinobi?" asked Sasuke.
"Why of course, old chap. Whose dossier card are you looking for?"
Here, Naruto tuned out the nerd and the emo as he began scanning the room. His eyes landed on two girls from the sound village. The tallest and oldest had fiery red hair and seemed to be a genjutsu user, judging from the flute in her pocket. He breasts, Naruto noted, were a large C-cup. Her younger friend had shining brown haor and she too, seemed like a genjutsu type, her bell-senbon sticking out of her pouch. While examining her pouch, Naruto noticed she had a nice rear end. Deciding to flirt with them he caught their attention and winked at them both, receiving a cute pout from the red head, and a blush from the brunette. All of a sudden, the tell tale signs of multiple shunshin could be heard as none other than Morino Ibiki made his scene. "Alright everyone, take a seat and get ready for the first part of the Chuunin Exam, the Written Test.!"
Naruto took a seat next to Hinata and sighed, 'I hate written tests…but I'll say one thing…this party's getting' crazy. Let's ROCK!'
AN: Yay! Another 3000ish words for my fans XD. I don't want to put too much canon in here, so my chapter's are shorter than they could be. Again special thanks to deadw8-kun, kit-chan, and mira-chan for there reviews! *blows kisses at kit and mira* Until next time, Let's Rock!
