Here you go my lovely readers. Some more Robin Zoro funness! As I mentioned before I am open to suggestions. Hope this was good for you Galleta. Oh and as usual I don't own One Piece.
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Dishes Duty
Rating: T/M maybe due to Sanji's mouth lol I love that mouth...
It all started with something as simple and mundane as dishes. It was Zoro's night to do them. It was the night of the week Sanji hated the most. In fact most weeks he stayed behind to supervise Zoro to make sure he did it properly and didn't break anything.
Everything had started as normal with Zoro saying he didn't need supervision and Sanji disagreeing. From there the usual insults started to fly. However this time Robin stepped in and volunteered to oversee Zoro to break up their fight.
It wasn't a big deal, she was just planning on reading anyways. It seemed like a win-win situation at the time. In the end Sanji thought that letting the swordsman just not do them would have been better.
Robin sat at the table reading her book while Zoro piled the dishes into the hot soapy water. Every once in awhile he would grumble about 'the stupid love cook'. Robin chuckled softly at his grumblings and flipped the page.
"You could at least help woman" he complained and she looked up at him from her book.
"Ok" she said simply then grew an arm on the sink and handed him the dishcloth "here"
Zoro growled low in his throat and Robin laughed, she stopped suddenly when his scowl turned into a smirk and an evil glint appeared in his eyes. All of a sudden a wet cloth came sailing at her and if not for her well-honed instincts would have hit her in the face.
Deliberately she closed her book and stood up from the table, walking towards him purposefully. Zoro's eyes were on her as she approached him and she took advantage of the situation and grew an arm on the sink once again. She inclined her head towards the sink and Zoro looked over to receive a handful of water in his face. By then she had reached his side and she scooped up some bubbles and blew them towards him. Zoro looked stunned for a minute before wiping his face and pulling her close.
"That... wasn't very nice" he murmured before claiming her mouth as his.
He pulled her in close his hand roaming her back and then Robin felt a cupful of warm water run over her head and down her back soaking her shirt. She broke away from Zoro's lips as she let out a startled gasp.
"You know you probably better get that off, you don't want to catch a chill" Zoro said slyly a devil's grin on his lips.
Robin looked down at her soaked shirt to his which also taken in water. His shirt clung to his body the water turning it slightly see through showing off his well-defined chest and abs.
"I'm game if you're game" was her sultry reply.
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Up on the deck Nami lounged on her chair enjoying the atmosphere. There was an unusual calm aboard the Thousand Sunny as Luffy sat on the lion's head in a rare pensive mood. The others were all occupied with personal things enjoying the unexpected calm. In hindsight she should have known it was only the calm before the storm after all she was an expert at reading the weather.
Feeling a little thirsty Nami decided to go to the kitchen to get herself a drink of water or maybe some of that iced tea Sanji had made earlier. She was a few steps away from the kitchen door when Sanji suddenly appeared in front of her still holding a pair of pruning shears. He had been trimming her tangerine grove for her.
"Nami-san do you need something?" he cooed
"I was going to get a glass of iced tea"
"Allow me, my precious Nami-swan shouldn't have to be in the presence of that oaf" he replied inclining his head towards the kitchen,
"It's really no trouble Sanji-kun. You should finish my trees"
Sanji looked torn, unsure whether he should get her the drink or not. He almost never disobeyed something Nami suggested but on the other hand he loved pampering her and serving her. Nami took advantage of his indecision to push through the door. She stopped when she saw a puddle of water on the floor. It occurred to her that there didn't seem to be any dishes cleaned. That was when she noticed the shirts lying casually on the ground near the puddle.
Nami realized she shouldn't go in there and Sanji definitely shouldn't. After all if Sanji didn't see then she could probably work out some sort of blackmail with Zoro. She was however too slow.
"Where is that shitty swordsma- What the fuck?" she heard him scream from behind her.
Nami tried to push him out of the kitchen and only succeeded because he was too stunned to protest. The others had looked over at Sanji's scream and Luffy now bounded over.
"What's going on Sanji?"
"M-my kitchen. They're in my fucking kitchen. What the fuck do they think they're doing in my fucking kitchen. That shitty swordsman I'm going to kill him for this. My precious kitchen." Sanji ranted as he headed back towards the kitchen.
"Sanji-kun please don't" Nami cried trying to stop him but he didn't even glance her way.
Luffy realising something was wrong quickly jumped into action. Within seconds he was on Sanji's back his arms and legs wrapped around Sanji's holding him immobile.
"Get off me Luffy. I'm going to kill that shitty swordsman. With Robin... in my kitchen who the fuck does he think he is."
Luffy however just held tight not wanting Sanji to go in there like this. When Sanji finally paused in his ranting sounds from the kitchen could be heard coming through the partially open door. Luffy could hear both Zoro and Robin moaning. The rest of the crew wandered over intrigued by Sanji's comments. They stood there listening in shock as the moans got louder and more frantic.
Luffy released Sanji and he collapsed to the floor in depression. Just then Robin's voice carried out a very breathy and sensual 'Zoro' and Sanji started to twitch on the floor.
The moans came to a stop and silence ensued. Sanji continued to twitch and spasm. The rest of the crew just stood there still shocked by what they had heard. Luffy had a dopey grin on his face he was just happy that his friends were happy. Usopp and Chopper were the complete opposite however, looks of terror on their faces they stood frozen wanting to run but not wanting to draw attention to themselves. Franky didn't know what to do, someone should probably check on the cook but no one seemed to want to move.
Nami's mouth hung open slightly and a faint blush could be seen on her cheeks. She had never heard anything quite as sensual as Robin's breathy moan and she wondered if someone could bring something like that out in her. She glanced over to where Luffy stood grinning away. She was shaking her head to clear out unwelcome thoughts when suddenly the kitchen door opened and Robin and Zoro stood in the doorway.
"Why are you guys all standing here?" Zoro asked then noticing Sanji on the ground "What's wrong with him?"
There was an awkward silence as no one knew what to say and then a slight whimper came from Sanji.
"My kitchen"
"What?" Robin asked
"Nothing!" Usopp yelled "Nothing we heard nothing! We definitely didn't hear you guys having loud passionate sex in the kitchen!"
