A/N: Should I do the little linebreaks (the '...') with one dot or three? I'm going to try out one dot for now, because it looks a little cleaner, and it's less time consuming.

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2:01am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin

Are you okay?

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2:02am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku

Shut up, Rinnie. Go back to sleep.

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2:03am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin

PERFUME IS MADE OUT OF WHALE VOMIT.

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2:04am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku

...THAT WAS THE WORST CHEERING UP METHOD, EVER.

But fine.

I'm annoyed.

And sad.

Satisfied?

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2:05am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin

SATISFIED? Pssht.

Come on, Miku-pants. Grow a pair. You are HATSUNE MIKU. YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS SHIT FROM MEIKO. OR KAITO.

Plus, it was probably, just, you know, a joke. They HAVE been childhood friends since forever.

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2:06am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku

I'm over the Facebook thing. Kind of. Look, I'll tell you more tomorrow, okay? You and Luka both.

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2:07am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin

:(

Alright.

Just remember – YOU ARE A STRONG, INDEPENDANT WOMAN.

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2:08am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku

Aw, you are so awesome.

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SAMPLE SALE ON FIFTH AVENUE

11:00AM – 9:30PM

LOUIS VUITTON, GUCCI, MARC JACOBS AND MORE!

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7:28am
To:
Megurine Luka, Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku

Skipping school today. Join me?

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7:29am
To: Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka

Miku, it's the second day of school.

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7:30am
To: Megurine Luka, Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku

I know, but there's a sample sale today.

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7:31am
To: Hatsune Miku, Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin

This wouldn't have anything to do with Kaito and Meiko, would it?

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7:32am
To: Kagamine Rin, Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Miku

Of course not. What do you take me for?

I'm just taking a day off.

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7:33am
To: Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka

A day off. On the second day of school. Right after our summer break.

Oh, yeah. Understandable.

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7:34am
To: Kagamine Rin, Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Miku

Shut up. I'm just tired.

So any takers?

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7:35am
To: Hatsune Miku, Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin

My mum would kill me.

So, no.

Also, I do believe that truanting is against the law. Or something. It's against some sort of a rule somewhere someplace somehow.

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7:36am
To: Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka

No.

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7:37am
To: Kagamine Rin, Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Miku

Your loss.

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To: Kaito
From: Kagamine Rin
Subject: Your girlfriend

Is now truanting because of you.

What the hell, Kaito? You know she's liked you for ages. Well, maybe you don't, because you're an idiot with a peanut for a brain – but why'd you have to pull a stunt like this? Seriously.

She's probably going to cry herself to death. And then kill herself in a ditch.

And then get gang-raped.

Do you want your girlfriend to get GANG-RAPED? DO YOU, KAITO? DO YOU?

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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Kaito
Subject: re: Your girlfriend

...People can get raped after they're dead?

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To: Kaito
From: Kagamine Rin
Subject: re: re: Your girlfriend

Seriously? Out of ALL THAT you can only say THAT? OF ALL THINGS?

You totally suck as a boyfriend.

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To: Hatsune Kyoko
From: Vocaloid School of Arts

Your child 'Hatsune Miku' was absent from school today.

Please reply with an explanation, or bring a note to the school.

Thank you.

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10:35am
To:
Hatsune Miku
From: Kaito

Are you okay? Are you sick?

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10:37am
To: Kaito
From: Hatsune Miku

Um, yes. I am... very much sick.

Coughing, hurling, all that.

Sick, sick, sick.

Yeah.

Don't come over to check, or anything.

You... could get contagious.

And stuff.

Yeah.

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10:38am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kaito

:(

Oh. Good. Well, not good, but Rin said you were skipping school today because of the Meiko thing.

I hope you're not. It's just that we've been childhood friends for ages, and she thought it'd be a funny joke! You can ask her yourself :D

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10:40am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kaito

Miku?

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11:59am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku

Three Gucci bags, a Hermes scarf and Prada shoes.

NOW tell me it wasn't worth it.

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12:01am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin

YOU HAVE PRADA SHOES?

OH, SCREW YOU, BITCH.

Meet up someplace at lunch?

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12:02am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku

Can't. Am in the city, and I don't even think I have enough money to catch the train home.

Get Lennie-kins to drive me?

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12:03am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin

Oh, well, screw you. Again.

Look, it's just a guy. You know what? It's not even a guy. It's KAITO, for Christ's sake.

And you're MIKU. HATSUNE MIKU.

You didn't have to skip school over it.

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12:04am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku

Well. It's not that.

It is, but...

I'm just so STUPID, you know? What the hell was I thinking? I'm like that Clingy Possessive Girl everyone hates because she gets in the way of the fan preferred couple.

I'm clinging on to a relationship that's barely even STARTED. And all the Prada shoes in the world can't change that.

Ugh.

FML.

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12:05am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin

Wow.

You are so whipped.

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12:06am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku

I know. UGH.

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12:25am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Megurine Luka

I know you're hurting right now, because Meiko and Kaito seem to have UST or something, but come on.

Hatsune Miku does not cower.

She thrives.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but: YOU GO TEAR UP THAT BYOTCH, GIRLFRIEND.

...Yeah.

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FROM: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
TO: LMqueen, Rin-K
SUBJECT: PRADA, BITCHES

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BACK IN BUSINESS, BABY.

TIME FOR PRADA PUMPS, SEXY –SEXY DRESSES AND RED NAIL POLISH.

Oh, and some money would be good too, thanks...

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To: Hatsune Kyoko
From: Vocaloid School of Arts

Your child, 'Hatsune Miku', was late for school today. S/he arrived at 12:53pm.

Please reply with an explanation, or bring a note to the school.

Thank you.

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12:59am
To:
Hatsune Miku
From: Hatsune Kyoko

We are going to have a long talk when you get home.

I'm very disappointed in you, Miku.

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1:00pm
To: Kagamine Rin, Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Miku

FML.

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A/N: This one did not have much of the funneyz in it, which I assure you I will compensate for next chapter. I just wanted to get this out of my system so that the next chapter could be, er... fresher? I don't know. I was sort of luggy and stuff during this one.

While I was writing all this, I realised that I unintentionally made this into a Miku/Kaito focused fic. Not to worry. I promise to insert more Rin/Len... sometime. Soon.

In the meantime, if you're looking for a Rin/Len fic, read my new chapter story 'Socialites'?

/shot for shameless plugging.

For those who do not know: FML = FUCK MY LIFE.

Thanks you all for the awesome reviews, they really make my day. If I don't reply, don't take it personally, I just don't log in very often and when I do, it's just to post stories. But I do read through all of them – and I appreciate them so, so much. Thanks, guys :D