A/N: Should I do the little linebreaks (the '...') with one dot or three? I'm going to try out one dot for now, because it looks a little cleaner, and it's less time consuming.
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2:01am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin
Are you okay?
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2:02am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku
Shut up, Rinnie. Go back to sleep.
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2:03am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin
PERFUME IS MADE OUT OF WHALE VOMIT.
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2:04am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku
...THAT WAS THE WORST CHEERING UP METHOD, EVER.
But fine.
I'm annoyed.
And sad.
Satisfied?
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2:05am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin
SATISFIED? Pssht.
Come on, Miku-pants. Grow a pair. You are HATSUNE MIKU. YOU DO NOT TAKE THIS SHIT FROM MEIKO. OR KAITO.
Plus, it was probably, just, you know, a joke. They HAVE been childhood friends since forever.
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2:06am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku
I'm over the Facebook thing. Kind of. Look, I'll tell you more tomorrow, okay? You and Luka both.
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2:07am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin
:(
Alright.
Just remember – YOU ARE A STRONG, INDEPENDANT WOMAN.
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2:08am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku
Aw, you are so awesome.
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SAMPLE SALE ON FIFTH AVENUE
11:00AM – 9:30PM
LOUIS VUITTON, GUCCI, MARC JACOBS AND MORE!
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7:28am
To: Megurine Luka, Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku
Skipping school today. Join me?
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7:29am
To: Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
Miku, it's the second day of school.
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7:30am
To: Megurine Luka, Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku
I know, but there's a sample sale today.
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7:31am
To: Hatsune Miku, Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
This wouldn't have anything to do with Kaito and Meiko, would it?
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7:32am
To: Kagamine Rin, Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Miku
Of course not. What do you take me for?
I'm just taking a day off.
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7:33am
To: Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
A day off. On the second day of school. Right after our summer break.
Oh, yeah. Understandable.
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7:34am
To: Kagamine Rin, Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Miku
Shut up. I'm just tired.
So any takers?
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7:35am
To: Hatsune Miku, Megurine Luka
From: Kagamine Rin
My mum would kill me.
So, no.
Also, I do believe that truanting is against the law. Or something. It's against some sort of a rule somewhere someplace somehow.
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7:36am
To: Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin
From: Megurine Luka
No.
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7:37am
To: Kagamine Rin, Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Miku
Your loss.
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To: Kaito
From: Kagamine Rin
Subject: Your girlfriend
Is now truanting because of you.
What the hell, Kaito? You know she's liked you for ages. Well, maybe you don't, because you're an idiot with a peanut for a brain – but why'd you have to pull a stunt like this? Seriously.
She's probably going to cry herself to death. And then kill herself in a ditch.
And then get gang-raped.
Do you want your girlfriend to get GANG-RAPED? DO YOU, KAITO? DO YOU?
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To: Kagamine Rin
From: Kaito
Subject: re: Your girlfriend
...People can get raped after they're dead?
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To: Kaito
From: Kagamine Rin
Subject: re: re: Your girlfriend
Seriously? Out of ALL THAT you can only say THAT? OF ALL THINGS?
You totally suck as a boyfriend.
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To: Hatsune Kyoko
From: Vocaloid School of Arts
Your child 'Hatsune Miku' was absent from school today.
Please reply with an explanation, or bring a note to the school.
Thank you.
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10:35am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kaito
Are you okay? Are you sick?
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10:37am
To: Kaito
From: Hatsune Miku
Um, yes. I am... very much sick.
Coughing, hurling, all that.
Sick, sick, sick.
Yeah.
Don't come over to check, or anything.
You... could get contagious.
And stuff.
Yeah.
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10:38am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kaito
:(
Oh. Good. Well, not good, but Rin said you were skipping school today because of the Meiko thing.
I hope you're not. It's just that we've been childhood friends for ages, and she thought it'd be a funny joke! You can ask her yourself :D
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10:40am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kaito
Miku?
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11:59am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku
Three Gucci bags, a Hermes scarf and Prada shoes.
NOW tell me it wasn't worth it.
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12:01am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin
YOU HAVE PRADA SHOES?
OH, SCREW YOU, BITCH.
Meet up someplace at lunch?
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12:02am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku
Can't. Am in the city, and I don't even think I have enough money to catch the train home.
Get Lennie-kins to drive me?
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12:03am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin
Oh, well, screw you. Again.
Look, it's just a guy. You know what? It's not even a guy. It's KAITO, for Christ's sake.
And you're MIKU. HATSUNE MIKU.
You didn't have to skip school over it.
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12:04am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku
Well. It's not that.
It is, but...
I'm just so STUPID, you know? What the hell was I thinking? I'm like that Clingy Possessive Girl everyone hates because she gets in the way of the fan preferred couple.
I'm clinging on to a relationship that's barely even STARTED. And all the Prada shoes in the world can't change that.
Ugh.
FML.
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12:05am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Kagamine Rin
Wow.
You are so whipped.
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12:06am
To: Kagamine Rin
From: Hatsune Miku
I know. UGH.
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12:25am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Megurine Luka
I know you're hurting right now, because Meiko and Kaito seem to have UST or something, but come on.
Hatsune Miku does not cower.
She thrives.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but: YOU GO TEAR UP THAT BYOTCH, GIRLFRIEND.
...Yeah.
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FROM: DIVALICIOUSMIKU01
TO: LMqueen, Rin-K
SUBJECT: PRADA, BITCHES
THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BACK IN BUSINESS, BABY.
TIME FOR PRADA PUMPS, SEXY –SEXY DRESSES AND RED NAIL POLISH.
Oh, and some money would be good too, thanks...
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To: Hatsune Kyoko
From: Vocaloid School of Arts
Your child, 'Hatsune Miku', was late for school today. S/he arrived at 12:53pm.
Please reply with an explanation, or bring a note to the school.
Thank you.
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12:59am
To: Hatsune Miku
From: Hatsune Kyoko
We are going to have a long talk when you get home.
I'm very disappointed in you, Miku.
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1:00pm
To: Kagamine Rin, Megurine Luka
From: Hatsune Miku
FML.
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A/N: This one did not have much of the funneyz in it, which I assure you I will compensate for next chapter. I just wanted to get this out of my system so that the next chapter could be, er... fresher? I don't know. I was sort of luggy and stuff during this one.
While I was writing all this, I realised that I unintentionally made this into a Miku/Kaito focused fic. Not to worry. I promise to insert more Rin/Len... sometime. Soon.
In the meantime, if you're looking for a Rin/Len fic, read my new chapter story 'Socialites'?
/shot for shameless plugging.
For those who do not know: FML = FUCK MY LIFE.
Thanks you all for the awesome reviews, they really make my day. If I don't reply, don't take it personally, I just don't log in very often and when I do, it's just to post stories. But I do read through all of them – and I appreciate them so, so much. Thanks, guys :D
