I'm trying to update more frequently, but my grandma is in the hospital because she had a stroke and they are gonna take her off life support tomorrow..so I thought i'd work hard to get this chapter out cause I know I wont be on much for a little bit after this, But I won't abandon this story.

Also, just a little thing to think about..I made a one-shot series called iRandomness and its Seddie/regular iCarly stuff cause wanted non-seddie people to enjoy it as well..so check it out, Its on my profile.


Freddie closed his eyes, leaning in closer to Sam; her eyes started to flutter closed, only to be shot back open with a disturbing though- what on Earth was she doing? She pulled apart from him, grabbing his shoulders and shoving him away from her, her mouth agape. Freddie licked his lips, satisfied by the sensation of Sam's lips on his; he had finally gotten what he wanted. Slap!

"Ow, what was that for?" Freddie whined, holding his stinging red cheek.

"For-" Sam cut off as she observed the shocked bystander, not even ten feet away from them. "GIBBY!" Sam yelled, running over to him and taking him to the ground, pinning him down to the ground.

"Sam I'm sorry!" Gibby cried.

Sam lowered her face milimeters away from his, giving him her most terrifying glare, "You saw nothing!"

"But, but what about you and Freddie?" Sam shook his shoulders feircely. "I saw you saw nothing! You didn't see me and the dishrag in the hallway, I didn't touch my lips to his greasy slabs of gum and I didn't assault you, understood?"

"Understood." Gibby whimpered, wide-eyed and terrified. "Can you please get off me now?" Sam pushed herself off of him, purposely pressuring all of her weight onto his broad shoulders; she didn't even offer to help the poor kid off the ground. Gibby sprung off the ground running through the halls and out the door, screaming and crying.

"Was that really neccessary?" Freddie asked, coming up behin her and placing his hand on her shoulder.

"Yes." Sam muttered, shrugging his shoulder off.

"So you, uh, really think my voice is attractive?" Sam rolled her eyes and frowned.

"You think I have a tight body?" Freddie looked Sam up and down, then up and down again but this time paused for a little while halfway up as he slowly manuevered his eyes back up to look at her face. Sam's face turned red and her hands balled into fists at her sides; her face contorted up to express her frustration.

"Sam what's-" Freddie started, but was cut off with a kick to place no guy ever wants kicked. Freddie sank to the floor in extreme pain while Sam chuckled, making her way down the hall in a victorious fashion.


"You gotta promise to tell no one." Sam warned, panic and stress was evident in her voice. After leaving school, she went to the Groovy Smoothie with Carly- Freddie mysteriously didn't show up- she acted completely normal; she even bought broiled hot dogs off of Tibo's stick contraption. She planned on telling Carly, but with Carly having a dentist appointment after school, she turned to the only other person she could talk to.

"Alright I promise, so what happened?" Spencer said, setting down two glasses of low-cal cream soda down- one for him and one for Sam.

"Okay you remember when you pulled me and Carly up off the window washer's platform?"

"I think I'd remember something like that, Sam." Spencer laughed, patting her lap. "Now, what happened?"

"Freddie, he was acting weird." Sam cringed, recalling the creepy turn of events. "He was hitting on me, litterally. It started with him complimenting it with me and then it ended with him slapping my butt." Spencer's eyes grew wide.

"Are you sure?"

"Well I don't think you or Carly slapped me, and besides, theres more to the story- like the reason why I attacked him." Sam mumbled, starting to get uncomfortable with the conversation.

"You did seem sorta upset when I pulled you into the kitchen..." Spencer trailed off, hoping Sam wouldn't kill him for saying that.

"I wasn't upset, I was annoyed!" Sam snapped. "He was being all perverted with me, telling me all these creepy things about how my chest is attractive and my eyes are pretty and all this gross complimenting stuff. Complementing me, who does tha nub think he is?"

"Uh.." Spencer really didn't know how to respond to that.

"And today at school, we kissed." Sam whispered the last part in hopes that he wouldn't hear it- but he did, loud and clear.

"You Kissed?" Spencer yelled, nearly jumping out of his chair at the news that they kissed again. "Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?"

"Calm down, it was a meaningless kiss- like kissing a dead fish." Sam spat, taking a sip of her soda to try and break the void of akwardness. "He was playing his little game again and he called me sexy and I..." Sam shoved her head into a pillow in embarassment.

"And?"

"I called him sexy." Sam mumbled into the pillow; For Sam's sake, Spencer refrained from freaking out on him.

"Then what?"

"We went off into this weird flirting thing and he ended up kissing me."

"Did you kiss him back?" Sam threw her soda bottle. Spencer took the sound of breaking glass as a "yes."

"So...you like eachother?" Spencer asked cautiously.

"No! I dont not like him!" Sam yelled. "I will never like him!"

"Then why did you kiss back?" Spencer raised his eyebrows. Sam's mouth opened then closed, then it just hung open. Spencer reached over, giggling as he closed her mouth shut.

"Spencer, what am I gonna do?" Sam fretted. "I don't wanna like him!" Spencer frowned, wrapping his arm around the blonde, messing up her hair a little bit. He's known Sam since she was 8 and treated her like a little sister.

"I don't know, Sam, but I'm sure Carly would know what to do; you know shes's good with girl stuff." Sam sighed, propping her hands up on her knees, resting her head in the palm of her hands. Noticing Sam was upset, he decided to try one of the easiest ways to cheer her up.

"Hey Sam, wanna fatcake?"

"YES."


That was really hard to write, Its sorta hard to think about light iCarly stuff while I got so much going on with my life..but I enjoyed writing it cause it took my mind off stuff. I added Gibby in cause I think hes the most adorable thing I've ever seen and hes just so funny.

I don't know when I'm gonna have time to write but Im anticipating sometime next week or so. Thanks so much for the reviews though, keep up with them, I read every one of them and try to reply to most of them (: If you have any ideas of what Carly should say to sam, Id love that. I got a lot of ideas from some of your reviews and you are all so creative.

Thanks sooooo much

-Kristen